Deadbeat Davidson: Friday, May 22nd, 2026
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What did Prince William tease about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday. Yeah, that's right. You made it to the end of the week. Congratulations. Patch yourself on the back, girl. Hey, Jack. Happy Friday. That's a good one. This was a long week. Oh, so funny. I feel like it was a short week and like because yesterday was just sort of like backyard barbecue vibes. I really felt like yesterday was Friday night. No, Friday. I'm being positive. Friday. And so today I was like, oh, it's giving Saturday. Yeah, I guess it is giving Saturday because we have like a fun day planned where it's actually like the toast is getting way of like the day, you know, like because it feels like a weekend day.
What major relationship milestone did Amanda Batula and Wes Wilson reach?
I would agree with that. Like it already feels like the weekend. Except it's not because I have important things to do today. I have to go get my thumb stimulated, like appointment number two of the week. Remember when I said I was like feeling stuff? I'm not anymore. So like I need another appointment. Okay. We're recording a Patreon episode, which will be really fun.
Yeah.
We've got to do the thirst. Yeah. So just like. Was that it?
What shocking details emerged from Britney Spears' DUI arrest video?
That's a lot. No, that is a lot. And then we can get on to like the fun portion of the day, the activities portion. I didn't watch any TV last night besides the Knit Games. Like I don't have anything to contribute to the TV recap if there was anything to watch. I don't think that there was. I mean, we were just like barbecuing and celebrating all day yesterday. Right. Shout out to my almost queenie of the week, but somebody else took your spot.
What unique approach did 'The Odyssey' leading ladies take for their Elle magazine covers?
My sister Jax for throwing such a... gorgeous first birthday party. We had like a backyard barbecue yesterday with like a little bounce house. Jackie got a cake.
How is Hooters rebranding to become more family-friendly?
She put up signs. The theme was disco because we were grooving with Ruben. The theme was grooving with Ruben.
What awards are given in the Queenie and Weenie segment?
It was so cute. It was literally the best day of my personal life, like better than any birthday I've ever had. So it was amazing. And it's Queenie material. But unfortunately, you'll see somebody unseated you. Oh, OK, that's fine. What was I going to say about? Oh, so we were saying how Ruby definitely felt special. He probably doesn't understand the concept of birthday. But you do wonder if on their special day, do they know that it's a special day? Yeah. And that's all I ever want for like a child's first birthday is like today is unlike any other day. Like it's very special. And there's just an awareness that like, oh, today was different and it was lovely. It was all about me. It was so special. We got great presents.
I didn't have to buy anything. I just want to say another almost Queenie, but again, somebody else took her spot. I need to give a moment to Shannon Ford. Shannon Ford is literally one of the best friends I've ever had. So I'm not home right now, but I know that I got a bunch of packages, and I know that one of them was a gift from Shannon for Ruby's birthday, which is so sweet, from Bergdorf. So I don't know what it is yet, but I know that I saw that I got a notification that I have a box. She's so thoughtful. She doesn't live in the city, and just so nice to send. You don't need to. Lo and behold, Olivia comes to the barbecue yesterday. She's like, I have a package for you. It's from Shannon. I'm like, what?
Shannon sent me 10 of the cutest baby smocked outfits. She's thoughtful enough to send them. I don't even know how she knew I was going to be in Florida. Like insane. She's so thoughtful. And like, it makes me feel like the worst friend ever. It's literally like, I can't take her.
Like I seriously can't take her.
Queen of material. In addition to having a heart of gold that she has. No, I think it's also like Southern manners. Yeah. She's just like has manners. Yeah. I'm like a bitch from New York. And like these formalities, they really mean something. Do you know that she once got me a gift of,
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What did Prince William tease about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding?
0:03–0:58
2
What major relationship milestone did Amanda Batula and Wes Wilson reach?
0:58–1:18
3
What shocking details emerged from Britney Spears' DUI arrest video?
1:18–1:37
4
What unique approach did 'The Odyssey' leading ladies take for their Elle magazine covers?
1:37–1:44
5
How is Hooters rebranding to become more family-friendly?
1:44–1:49
6
What awards are given in the Queenie and Weenie segment?
1:49–3:27
7
What are the latest celebrity news highlights discussed in this episode?
3:27–5:45
8
How did the hosts wrap up the episode with their final thoughts?
5:45–1:01:48
Speakers
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