Chapter 1: What did Prince William tease about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday. Yeah, that's right. You made it to the end of the week. Congratulations. Patch yourself on the back, girl. Hey, Jack. Happy Friday.
That's a good one. This was a long week. Oh, so funny. I feel like it was a short week and like because yesterday was just sort of like backyard barbecue vibes. I really felt like yesterday was Friday night. No, Friday. I'm being positive. Friday. And so today I was like, oh, it's giving Saturday.
Yeah, I guess it is giving Saturday because we have like a fun day planned where it's actually like the toast is getting way of like the day, you know, like because it feels like a weekend day.
Chapter 2: What major relationship milestone did Amanda Batula and Wes Wilson reach?
I would agree with that. Like it already feels like the weekend. Except it's not because I have important things to do today. I have to go get my thumb stimulated, like appointment number two of the week. Remember when I said I was like feeling stuff? I'm not anymore. So like I need another appointment. Okay. We're recording a Patreon episode, which will be really fun.
Yeah.
We've got to do the thirst. Yeah. So just like. Was that it?
Chapter 3: What shocking details emerged from Britney Spears' DUI arrest video?
That's a lot. No, that is a lot. And then we can get on to like the fun portion of the day, the activities portion. I didn't watch any TV last night besides the Knit Games. Like I don't have anything to contribute to the TV recap if there was anything to watch. I don't think that there was. I mean, we were just like barbecuing and celebrating all day yesterday. Right.
Shout out to my almost queenie of the week, but somebody else took your spot.
Chapter 4: What unique approach did 'The Odyssey' leading ladies take for their Elle magazine covers?
My sister Jax for throwing such a... gorgeous first birthday party. We had like a backyard barbecue yesterday with like a little bounce house. Jackie got a cake.
Chapter 5: How is Hooters rebranding to become more family-friendly?
She put up signs. The theme was disco because we were grooving with Ruben. The theme was grooving with Ruben.
Chapter 6: What awards are given in the Queenie and Weenie segment?
It was so cute. It was literally the best day of my personal life, like better than any birthday I've ever had. So it was amazing. And it's Queenie material. But unfortunately, you'll see somebody unseated you. Oh, OK, that's fine. What was I going to say about? Oh, so we were saying how Ruby definitely felt special. He probably doesn't understand the concept of birthday.
But you do wonder if on their special day, do they know that it's a special day? Yeah. And that's all I ever want for like a child's first birthday is like today is unlike any other day. Like it's very special. And there's just an awareness that like, oh, today was different and it was lovely. It was all about me. It was so special. We got great presents. I didn't have to buy anything.
I just want to say another almost Queenie, but again, somebody else took her spot. I need to give a moment to Shannon Ford. Shannon Ford is literally one of the best friends I've ever had. So I'm not home right now, but I know that I got a bunch of packages, and I know that one of them was a gift from Shannon for Ruby's birthday, which is so sweet, from Bergdorf.
So I don't know what it is yet, but I know that I saw that I got a notification that I have a box. She's so thoughtful. She doesn't live in the city, and just so nice to send. You don't need to. Lo and behold, Olivia comes to the barbecue yesterday. She's like, I have a package for you. It's from Shannon. I'm like, what? Shannon sent me 10 of the cutest baby smocked outfits.
She's thoughtful enough to send them. I don't even know how she knew I was going to be in Florida. Like insane. She's so thoughtful. And like, it makes me feel like the worst friend ever. It's literally like, I can't take her.
Like I seriously can't take her.
Queen of material. In addition to having a heart of gold that she has. No, I think it's also like Southern manners. Yeah. She's just like has manners. Yeah. I'm like a bitch from New York. And like these formalities, they really mean something. Do you know that she once got me a gift of,
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Chapter 7: What are the latest celebrity news highlights discussed in this episode?
of a subscription to Southern Living. I got my copy yesterday, cause like she thought I would love the magazine. Isn't that so thoughtful? That's definitely her love language is gift giving. And I just like, I always feel so special. Yeah, I need to get her another gift just cause. She got a little like romper that has like, it's like bloomers.
It's like a really short, like such a cute romper that's like smocked and has little golf carts on it. And then it says daddy's caddy, like seriously sick. She's so cute. So shout out to that almost queenie. It's kind of the theme of today. Almost queenies? Yeah. Well, I look forward to seeing who your queen is.
I feel like I'm actually really hyping it up.
Because the bar is very high. So the next one last night, two. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. And like, so Ben was like, should we go to a bar and watch? And I had said yes. Oh, you said you were going to a bar last night. And then as the day went on, it was just not happening. And so when we got home, I was like, I will go. But let's just watch it in bed. How fun is that?
What's more fun than watching it in bed without your makeup on? After a fulfilling day. Yeah. And he was like, I know you're going to fall asleep. Can we watch it in the living room? And I was like, no. So I made it to the fourth quarter. I did fall asleep, but for some reason these games are starting at 8 p.m. Usually they start at 7. That's insane to start a game at 8 p.m.
Is there a time change with whomever they're playing? No, and the game is in New York. Like, insane. Ben said that it's like so West Coast people can be included, but we seriously don't care about them. The Knicks won 2-0. Now you have to get four games to crash. And if they win this one, then they go to the finals. Okay, and last year they didn't go to the finals. No, this is their back-to-back.
They've made it this far. Okay, and they're playing the Cavaliers. They're playing the Cavaliers. I do not know when the last time they made it to the finals was, but, like, it will probably be the first in Ben's lifetime. And if they make it to the finals, like, well, you guys are going back to New York soon anyway, but, like, if they make it to the finals.
We have to go.
You're going back to New York immediately. Yeah, like, Ben is thinking about going to Cleveland next week, which is insane, but, like, if he wants to go, sure, have fun. Yeah, we'll have to go. It will be insane.
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Chapter 8: How did the hosts wrap up the episode with their final thoughts?
Or like a big loss, but it's still big. We are like never sort of like in the mix. There's never big moments. And so we are in the mix and I'm letting you know like people are not okay. I would imagine actually. They say that they're going to take down the Statue of Liberty and like carry her through the streets if they win. They're not going to be okay. Knicks fans are so crazy.
And like honestly, I'm really getting into it. Okay. I love... 99. Oh, so, okay. Ben was seven years old. Yeah. But I don't know if he was an ex-fan then. It's just very exciting. I'm sure he was. Absolutely. Ben, like, this is the most important thing. I guess this is, like, his equivalent to, like, Taylor Swift. Oh, yeah.
I was going to say, it literally sounds like the same as, like, Zach and the Cowboys.
Yeah.
Like, they haven't been great since the 90s.
Yeah.
He's been living on a prayer ever since. And being a fan is, like, it's hard. It's hard, yeah.
It's not fun.
But, like, if the Cowboys were to win now, it's even greater than, like, if the Chiefs win or the Patriots win because they always win. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. And it's just... This is a great time to be a Knicks fan. I'm having a ball. I'm so glad. And the Kylie element. She didn't post a candle. She posted a caviar last night. So I was trying to think like how we can make that about us.
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