Chapter 1: How did Jelly Roll achieve his dramatic 200-pound weight loss?
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It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday. Oh, okay. Oh, slay the house down.
Chapter 2: What insights does Eddie Murphy share about his comedic legacy?
A little subtle Thursday that we've crept into.
Hey, Gorgie Porgy. Hey, turdy wordy. Like slowly, you know, winding down on Jax's final week, allegedly.
Yeah, no, I think this is my final week. It's feeling final. And I actually, I guess I will have time to say goodbye. Oh, you no longer want to just Irish exit.
Say, bye, I'm leaving. See you suckers later.
Well, I was like thinking maybe I would like if I had given birth already, you know, but.
Oh, she thought she was going to give birth this week.
I thought, I mean, I've been thinking I'm about to give birth for the last four weeks. Seriously. Yeah.
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Chapter 3: What scandal is revealed in the 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' trailer?
It's been feeling that way. So if I make it to the end of this week, like that was the start of my maternity leave. So I might be able to like give my final remarks tomorrow, make a little speech.
Mm hmm.
Make a little joke.
Kind of a commencement laugh. Ha ha. Funny. Yeah. It's funny, right? You got a sense of humor.
So yeah, this would be my final week then. Are you going to say anything? Tomorrow. Right now.
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Chapter 4: What allegations have surfaced against the director of 'Outer Banks'?
That you're wearing blue jeans?
Yeah. I'm wearing blue jeans.
I just feel like one day, hopefully, we can get to a place. I guess not anytime soon.
We will never. I know what you're about to say. We will never get to a place.
Where we can just wear jeans. No, and say nothing about it. And it not be international news.
When that day comes, like seriously, lay me to rest. Like that means I'm not me. Yeah, so tell me about your jeans. So you know, I'm like stuck at this place in my life in a physical sense where like I wasn't planning on being for that long and I'm just like kind of spending more time here than I anticipated at this current weight in this weight class.
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Chapter 5: What happened in the latest season of 'Love Is Blind'?
And I was like, you know what? I like was committed to not buying anything because I don't plan on being here for long. But like I am. But you have to clothe yourself.
I am here like I am so I went to Abercrombie I have no idea what size I am I bought huge pants they these are enormous I returned the other two like I don't know what size I am I think I need to size down now like two sizes which like made me feel so skinny highly recommend like buying huge pants that you know won't fit you just so you can be like yeah I need to size down yeah that's good so yeah I'm wearing pants well not just pants jeans blue jeans light wash blue jeans
with a hole in the knee. It's the whole kit and caboodle. It's really not just jeans.
Blue jean baby. LA lady. I'm such a blue jean baby. I'm literally Miley Cyrus, blue jeans.
You're such.
claudia has great jeans yes like i'm literally wearing jeans like that's so crazy um yeah i guess i guess so you know what else is crazy the amount of excitement and like fun things in today's episode because it's thursday which is like such a good chill day but you know if you're into our you know extracurricular segments thursday's not your favorite day because wednesday's your toasters friday's queenie and weenie and guess what you guys big surprise big announcement secret project reveal ready
Today, we have an extra Dear Toaster segment because somebody who works in the marketing department at Netflix said, I want more Dear Toasters.
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Chapter 6: What advice is offered in the Dear Toaster segment?
Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to buy it. We have a sponsored Dear Toaster segment. Stay tuned at the end of the episode.
For that. And we're doing Love is Blind recap because we both watched the final episode last night. So that'll be like fifth and final story into TV recap.
Oh, and I got locked out of a Netflix household. Today's episode is like very Netflix quoted. So like clearly, oh yeah, so I got locked out of a Netflix household and then I logged everyone else out because I had to get a code. So clearly people at Netflix are watching this because we love your shows, Netflix. We love Love is Blind. We love Nobody Wants Us. Can you fix a Netflix household?
And if not for everybody, can you just like fix it for us?
Chapter 7: How do the hosts react to the latest celebrity news?
going on with our household I don't know if it's going on for all households but our household is struggling right now where anyone who wants to watch Netflix like has to do the code in the email even though like we're literally coming from a broken household even though I did it yesterday and the day before and the day before that and I've established this is my home
Yeah, and it's kind of been my home.
Yeah, and I just feel like I had established that and it's not feeling like it's established. It's not feeling homey. It's not feeling like an establishment.
So we do have like fun things going on in addition to great stories. What did you do last night? You do anything crazy?
What did I do last night? Oh, I was reading and ignoring your calls.
And then- Oh my God. I thought Jackie went into labor. I texted Zach. I'm like, is she okay?
Did you text him?
I said, is Jackie busy? Question mark. Then I saw your location. You were still at the house. So I was like, maybe she's doing a home birth.
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Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts shared at the end of the episode?
It was just like, of course, like you're busy, but especially like later in your pregnancy, like you've been really communicative with me.
Yeah, because I've put myself on bed rest due to my condition.
Yeah, Jackie found out she has a condition.
I have a real condition, you guys. I can't ever remember the name of it, but someone diagnosed me on YouTube. Thank you so much. And so I texted Dr. Fox and I was like, have you ever heard of symphysis pubis dysfunction? Yeah. And he's like, of course. He's like, of course. He literally was like, that's like me asking you if you've heard that Taylor and Travis are engaged.
Like it's germane to my job. To his life. It's a very serious thing. SPD, symphysis, pubis dysfunction. It is very painful. It happens to women in pregnancy sometimes. This is the first time for me. Can't move. Like seriously, can't move. So I have put my, aside from doing the toast and like doing the things that I absolutely have to do, I put myself on bed rest.
That's why I've been so communicative. I'm just sitting in bed.
Rolling calls.
I was packing my bags.
I was like, oh, she's in labor. Here we go. She wasn't. And I'm kind of yearning for the sun. So if you could just sort of spread those legs, I could use a trip down to the south of the border.
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