Chapter 1: What did John Stamos say about Lori Loughlin's ex-husband?
Good morning, girlies, it's The Toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's The Toast. They sound amazing.
Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Tuesday. Big day for the DTQ, for me, and I guess for you, too. Why for you? So many things.
I'm looking at your sweater. Is it a sign of anything?
No, I don't have my period. I saw Ramona Singer on the way to work this morning.
I saw that you saw Ramona Singer on the way to work this morning. Are you guys in a place where you say hello? You know what?
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Chapter 2: Why was Kristen Bell criticized for her anniversary post?
Because we're like friends. Of course we are. We do text. The thing about Ramona Singer, she's like your best friend's mom. She's not gonna remember you. Right, she's like your best friend's mom who you've met a thousand, actually your best friend's dad. You've met her a thousand times, she will never remember you. And I could go over, she looked to be in a rush.
And I was just enjoying the New York moment. I didn't need to make it more than it was. I was also kind of in a hurry. And if I had went over and been like, yeah, we just texted about the toast and I'm friends with Avery. If Avery was with her, I would have said hi, because Avery's the young daughter that remembers. But I just wasn't in the mood to have to explain myself.
Chapter 3: What led Mercedes 'MJ' Javid to file for divorce from Tommy Feight?
Do you know what I mean? I understand. I understand. No, but I literally texted with Ramona not two months ago, and she wanted to come on the toast, but we couldn't make it work while I was on maternity leave.
Yeah, she was going to come on and co-host with me, and our schedules just didn't align between New York and Florida. Rats.
Chapter 4: Who was cast as the Cowardly Lion in Wicked: For Good?
But yeah, we're all best friends. We're all best friends.
We're all best friends who don't say hi to each other in the street, which is so real. Which is what real friends do. Correct. Now, it's also a big day for me because today Ruby's five months old, which is obviously good. Happy for him.
Yeah.
Chapter 5: What concerns do experts have about Billionaires' Row in NYC?
What that signals to me, and every time somebody asks, like, how old is your baby? I think, oh, how long have I been breastfeeding? Not me making it to five months. Like, I just, good for me. Pat myself on the back. Things I did, that. No, and sort of like making it to five months easily.
Yeah, kind of slaying my way to the fifth month mark. Like, just sort of picking my head up and it's been five months.
Chapter 6: What advice do the hosts give in the Dear Toasters segment?
Not even like you've been trudging towards it. Like, I've got to hit this milestone now.
it's petering out no like yeah things she's doing breastfeeding for five months didn't even realize just for anyone wondering like an update where I'm at I'm sort of at this crossroads let me explain There are two paths diverging in a yellow wood. And I will take one of these paths. I would like to make it to six months.
Chapter 7: How do the hosts discuss the importance of community during tough times?
One more month, I can do it. And at the six month mark, I am either going to stop and be the skinniest, most toxic bitch you've ever met in your life. Like literally going to Dr. Gizzi to get my Ozempic, my filler and my Botox all in one day. Then I'm getting a steroid shot in my coccydynia in my tailbone finally. And then I'm also getting my thumb fixed.
I don't know what's wrong with my thumb, but there's something wrong. I'm doing it all in one day. And I'm going to be the most annoying person you've ever met in your entire fucking life. Or I'm going to see this thing all the way through and my baby's like never going to have formula. Like you're kind of slay like that for the year.
Chapter 8: What insights do the hosts share about parenting and friendships?
But yeah, I'm going to take it all the way. Now, I'm not unhappy doing that, but I am unhappy at like my current body. So we'll see. We'll see. I, you know, start off in the comments.
Which one should I do? I mean, every woman has to make that decision, like get into the best shape of my life. continue breastfeeding and then also get pregnant.
Right. Right. Again. So, you know what? I'm going to leave most things up to the comments. Like I do usually do.
You know what? You never know. Like something might have, it might naturally present itself with the answer. Like I remember with Charlie, I wanted to breastfeed for six months and then I wanted to like snatch back to reality. And he started biting me anyway. And so I was like, and so for that reason, I'm out.
Yeah.
Let me tell you something. I'm starting to get bit. Oh, no. It's really not cool. And like, you can't like yell at a baby. But it's like, stop. No, and you can't like get them to understand to stop. Right. There's no like punishment. So I just either need to like put up or shut up.
Oh, no. That's like that trend.
Oh, no, I'm getting bit.
Oh, no, my baby's biting me. I can't breastfeed anymore and I have to take Ozempic. You should do that one.
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