Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
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What happened with Doechii at the Met Gala?
Good morning girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know.
We'll start your day off swirly, it's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Wednesday. It is hump day and I don't really feel like humping anyone I love today because I'm just kind of being bogged down with all the hate I received yesterday. The vitriol once again being thrown my way by the DTQ. I'm being canceled by my own community, the DTQ.
Well, that's why right now we're going into Dear Toasters.
We are doing Deer Toasters today. We also have the Valley Recap.
I just worked my way up to Deer Toasters. Like, I can't just raw dog it.
No, of course not. We are holding space for two things. We will be doing the Valley Recap and Deer Toasters today. It's not our fault. Honestly, it's Anna Wintour's fault. If you want to take your vitriol and your pitchforks, like, take it to her.
Yeah. They're like, well, I would have rather had hour 20 of Deer Toasters than the Met Gala. It's just not how the show works. That's not what, so we should just cancel the toast and do a show called Deer Toasters. And every day it'll be Deer Toasters.
Jackie, don't give them ideas. Um, so we are not going to dilly dally. We have lots to discuss today. Jax, brief check in with you. How you doing?
I'm doing good. I guess I'm like nervous. I guess I won't talk about, not that I really did much yesterday worth mentioning, but now I feel pressure. I feel like this feels like how we used to be in the pink backdrop studio when I watch back old episodes. Not that I do that often. The pre-fest five banter is two minutes.
Well, because we were like that none interesting. Like we weren't developed podcasters yet. I wasn't.
I wasn't. I was so gorgeous and thin.
You were gorgeous. Yeah.
I was like a kala. I was on fiance. I got married. I was working at the live method. She had culottes. Well, maybe I was just like always working out and like counting calories and I didn't have that much to share. But today I think I'm going to make a soup. I've been feeling like soup. Doesn't that sound? Well, you don't like soup. So don't answer that. And don't like don't make it sound yucky.
Okay. So I'll just I won't speak. great that's what you wanted yeah oh that's true I did want to say one thing yesterday like was one of the days where I got home from the toast and genuinely collapsed like collapsed until five o'clock and then I woke up at five o'clock like panic sweeper mode like I need to have today have been like a productive day you know so I actually started packing my hospital bag which I think some people like pack like months in advance but I feel like now is an appropriate time um I started off innocently, like with a duffel.
No. Dagny Dove.
It was actually Louis Vuitton. Only because that's the only duffel I have.
Why are the Golden Globes adding a podcast category?
1,000%.
But also, I had to unpack it because nothing fit. So now everything's just sort of laid out on the couch. And I'll find the proper vessel at some point. And I also packed Romeo's things. It's kind of sad. Me and Romeo have been... We went on a really good, you know, healing journey. I'm trying not to miss moments of his childhood. But he is going to be spending a significant amount of time out of the house. He's going to be at his grandparents, obviously. So I had to pack up his things.
Yeah.
You know, his treats, his wellness products from Wagwell. He's a brand ambassador. I had to also pack his tripod because he's obviously like a, he's an influencer too. So I had to pack a lot of his things, his treats from Wagwell, his paw protectors from Wagwell.
He can't go through withdrawals.
What did Kristin Cavallari say about Harry Jowsey?
Withdrawals. So it was just kind of emotional packing day for me and Romeo.
I understand. Are you worried about like Romeo acclimating? No, no, no. Romeo and the baby. I feel like when I was having a baby, so many people were like, what about Bruno? Bruno handles it like a champion as he does everything.
I'm not worried. Maybe it's also because, like, I know in my heart, like, if anything were, like, to go wrong, Ben's parents would rehome Romeo.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What happened with Doechii at the Met Gala?
0:05–2:55
2
Why are the Golden Globes adding a podcast category?
2:55–3:31
3
What did Kristin Cavallari say about Harry Jowsey?
3:31–4:15
4
What regrets does Tom Brady have about his roast?
4:15–5:22
5
What was the recap of The Valley?
5:22–6:36
6
What advice was shared in the Dear Toasters segment?
6:36–1:05:52
Speakers
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