Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025
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They sound amazing. Welcome back to the Soast.
Welcome to the Soap, you dirty girls.
You dirty little whores. Welcome back to the Soap. Welcome back to the Soast. I was stuttering because what day is it? Thursday? Thursday. Oh, wow. I mean, well-earned. Ladder half LH. LH levels are high. LH levels are high. We are coming to you live... From a pargy day in New York City and, of course, Florida.
Mm-hmm. Pargy day per use.
Pargy day per use. I have so many things I need to talk about this morning.
Oh, wow. So you want to dilly-dally today. Not dilly-dally. Now we can dilly-dally.
Well, now that Dear Toasters is behind us and we do have Summer House recap, which the TV recap obviously is going to go off without a hitch. Don't worry. I do feel a little bit more relaxed than yesterday. I also think we satiated. I don't know if you saw the commenters like they put down their pitchforks.
For now.
No, no. The DTQ put down their pitchforks and the people who do not like your pick those pitchforks right back up. Do you have something to say to your haters?
I do. I do. I hear those complaints and all I have to say is. Yeah.
Great response.
Thanks. Like, you guys, everything's a phase with me. If you don't like this one, just wait for the next one. Like, don't even know that by now.
It's a wave. You just got to ride it out, you guys.
Like, I didn't even realize how much I was saying it. Now I'm so aware of it. So hopefully I don't start saying it more. But, like, it's funny. You'll be okay, everyone.
You guys, she might start saying it more.
I don't want to threaten you. But just roll with it, you know? Like, imagine, like, everything that came out of your mouth. Someone was like, I don't like that one. I don't like that one. And I don't like that one.
No, as professional talkers. I have to be free to be me. Like, are you guys crazy? It's like that song, Free to Be Me. It's like that song. So that's actually not what I wanted to talk about, but it did come up nicely.
No, but the DTQ has been satiated until Tuesday. Like, every Tuesday is Groundhog Day with them. And, like, all the goodwill we've earned will mean nothing on Tuesday if we don't hit them with another DT.
Three.
Three.
That's not what I wanted to talk about. The first thing I wanted to talk about was I got Cloud Popcorn. Cloud with a K. Of course. It was delivered. And I tasted it. We talked a lot about extensively, I would say, about Khloe Kardashian's new popcorn protein company. And I was a little skeptical. I was. You guys know me. And I wanted to see, first of all, so important how it tastes. I got three flavors. They come in three flavors, but I only tried the white cheddar, which I had heard was the best. And also what I'm going to open three bags of popcorn. That's just wasteful.
They'll all go stale.
They'll all go stale. They also sent one to Ben. Ben, it arrived. Ben was like, oh, this is for me. I'm like, no, it's not. He saw like food. He's like, he thinks he's like the food influencer in the house. I'm like, no, that's mine. But there were two. There were two. Yeah, one was his. Um, let me tell you what's delicious, actually delicious. And I'm not in a place right now where like I'm needing protein snacks. Like that's just, that's, that's just another turdy's time. This is not current turdy. Current turdy needs like big fat snacks. I had a cupcake for dinner last night. Um, But I could see a time in my life where I would be munching on cloud popcorn and it was very good.
Okay, good. I'm waiting for my delivery. Should be any day now. We got delayed here on the East Coast. Like everyone out West is eating their clouds, like gorging on it.
PR went out like a second wave in New York.
I heard that New York was delayed. I actually did hear that from an influencer. I mean, from an insider. And I'm actually, let me tell you who told me that. Okay.
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