Chapter 1: What is the latest news about Charli XCX's A24 film 'The Moment'?
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It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Friday. Hope everybody's having a parjalicious entree to the weekend. Doesn't feel for me quite like a Friday yet, because I just picked up and moved my family out west, very Oregon Trail style. It's giving like a Wednesday, so I'm not mad. It's just like, I can't believe it's Friday.
When I had to write down my queenie and weenie, I was like, oh, OK.
I didn't move my family out west, and it still doesn't feel like a Friday to me. I don't know. Got it.
Chapter 2: What happened with 'RHOP' star Wendy Osefo and her husband?
So it's not just like a feeling for people who move their families out west?
No, no, no. I feel like it's also for people who are sat where they are, whose week was actually quite ordinary. It just doesn't feel like a Friday, let alone a Friday leading into a long weekend.
Yeah, let's talk about just like a little bit of a housekeeping update. There is no episode Monday. Oh, why? Because we respect national holidays. Now, Monday's national holiday is a little murky. If you're celebrating Columbus Day, you're celebrating Indigenous Peoples Day.
I'm celebrating all of it.
I'm going to tell you. I don't give a fuck. I'm celebrating whatever gets me the day off from work.
I think we should have two days off.
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Chapter 3: What is Bradley Cooper's new role in the 'Oceans Eleven' prequel?
One for Columbus and then one for Indigenous Peoples. I will celebrate all of that.
I love that idea. Let's start writing up the legislation. I think that would be really beautiful. I would like to thank Columbus and the indigenous folks for giving me Monday off. I love you all. And you know what? I actually shout out to the indigenous because I feel like for a while Columbus day was like, no, you're all coming into the office. It kind of was losing its power severity.
Yeah.
As one of the bank holidays. And then the indigenous were like, well, actually maybe we should rebrand it. And you know what? I'm with them.
Chapter 4: How did Zooey Deschanel and Jonathan Scott transform an abandoned building into a home?
Well, actually, what if it was about us? Right, not the indigenous and making it about themselves.
Yeah, but, like, getting people to take it seriously again.
I'm so here for it. I respect the indigenous and their, like, right to be taken seriously.
And so however we got here, I'm just so glad. I really need that Monday off this time around. Like, I am clinging to that day. I have scheduled, like, so many party things for myself. I really need it.
Yeah, and then it's, like, we start with Tuesday's episode, and then that night we have Dancing with the Stars. So, like, it's just next week's going to be amazing.
Yeah, we're just, like, kicking off the week with a bang.
Yeah. So, can I tell you two things I forgot to pack that have, like, actually been ruining my life?
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of Reese Witherspoon's partnership with WhatsApp?
Sure. And it's funny how when you go to a new place and you order on Amazon, like when I go to your house, I can order something on Amazon and it will be there in three hours. It's actually crazy. New York's getting better. They have a lot of like same day delivery.
Like Los Angeles, like there's not a warehouse here for miles because I forgot my breast pump charger, which has single handedly been the worst thing to ever happen to me. I currently have a clog. Okay. And I'm not blaming the charger. I'm just saying. Well, does your breast pump still have battery? It has one bar left, so I've just been like really scarce.
Yeah, so and obviously that contributed to the clogged.
Then I brought my Amazon Fire Stick so I could like plug into the TV and have all of my programs to watch Dancing with the Stars. Forgot the remote.
Chapter 6: What are the highlights of the Queenie and Weenie of the Week segment?
So it's like I have a full blown fire stick. I can't even turn it on. I have a breast pump. I can't use it. And I ordered these items three days ago. Bezos do better in Los Angeles. It's not like it's not giving tech capital.
Maybe they have a different thing. Like maybe like Walmart same day delivery like pops off out there.
Yeah, no, I've been Instacarting Target same-day delivery quite a bit. Target doesn't have a Spectre. They had Spectre. Oh, and also one of my flanges broke in the suitcase. They had the flanges at the Target, so I was able to get that, but they did not have a V12 power cord. I understand, and you don't have any mama friends in L.A.
Chapter 7: How does the podcast address the intersection of celebrity culture and personal stories?
who have that? Put the call out. Put the call out. To be clear, I got here, I realized it, and I ordered it immediately, and it's still not here. It's just... What is this?
Well, if anyone who has a spectra charger, which if you if you've breastfed, then you definitely have one. Reach out to our girl. She's in need.
Well, mine's coming today. So like, thanks, but no thanks.
Oh, do not reach out to our girl.
Do not come. No. And in general, like, do not come.
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Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts on the discussed topics and upcoming events?
Do not reach out. You know, just like, and that's, that's like me in LA.
That's just in general.
Are your LA people reaching out to you? Do you feel like overwhelmed with outreach? Ben is, you know, trying to do and see and be everywhere all at once. He's like, we're in LA. And I'm telling you, he's going to end up cracked out on the street. Like, he's going to get caught up in the Hollywood of it all. And just, it's going to be bad.
Because he's already like, okay, well, we have to go to this party and then this for Halloween and this X, Y, like, please.
are you going to like a party Halloween like I actually am the one I can't the one no no no no no you have no like it's not it's it's not it's not public facing oh wow can't wait to hear more yeah well I've already had a full day now that we're on PT I actually went shopping this morning and
Oh my God, that's insane to shop before you podcast.
I'm wiped out. But I didn't actually buy anything yet. Just looking, just wanting to like get inspired. I feel like I've been out of the loop a little bit. You know, I have some, some events coming up like my birthday and I just wanted to like get inspired. Like, you know, sorry, not like parties, like occasions in which I need to shower myself in gifts.
Oh, oh, very different. Okay, because I thought you were like, events, events, I want to go to events, invite me to your events.
Yeah, but you know what? I have a closet full. I actually have stuff for those set events, but not to shower myself in gifts. So I was just, you know, perusing this morning. Perusing. But yeah, no, it definitely... was a tiresome task. Oh, my God. She's exhausted. I know. This time is, like, really crazy.
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