Chapter 1: What decision did Kim Kardashian make regarding her law journey?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing.
Welcome back to the Terst. How you Terst? It's Gerst. It's Gerst and Terst on the worst day of the week, I guess. Is it? Is it the worst day? No. No. What's today?
Chapter 2: What happened in the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni legal case?
Wednesday? Wednesday. Not even fucking close. I would say, I would argue it's the third best. And the third worst. Correct. Right in the middle. Yeah. Well, happy Wednesday. Did you watch Summer House last night? I did. I actually did not watch Summer House last night due to my new co-sleeping adventures. I had to put the boys down with me and I was like, you know what? It's 930.
I'm going to like pretend to fall asleep with them and I'm going to go to sleep with them.
Chapter 3: What details did Travis Kelce share about his wedding to Taylor Swift?
So it really doesn't even require a recap. It was such a boring episode. We do have dear toasters today, so that'll be at the end of the episode. But let me say this. What? What are you going to say? We also, in our fifth and final story, there is like Summer House news. So if you wanted to like share your thoughts on the episode, which please, by all means, share them.
I actually really don't have thoughts on the episode. I have a couple of thoughts on Watch What Happens Live. Yeah, that's in our fifth and final story. All right. So you know what? I'll just wait. That's negative thoughts.
Chapter 4: What is Lizzo's stance on her ongoing legal battle?
We also have dear tersters. The tersters, and you know what's so funny? We go through, it's actually not funny. We go through eras, like people writing in like, is my husband gay? Right now we're in the era of my, like there's two. Is my husband a pedophile or a sex offender? Stop, stop. I tried not to choose all dark ones. I can't handle it. I actually can't handle it.
Chapter 5: What did KJ Dillard reveal about his post-reunion apology?
It's like... It's such a vibe killer to say the least. But what do you do if you're going through your husband's nightstand and you find a secret hidden camera?
Chapter 6: What advice do the hosts give in the Dear Toasters segment?
It's not set up, but he owns a hidden camera. I can't. I can't. Honestly. I didn't choose that one. And I don't know this person, so I can't assume their intentions. What if it's a bird watching camera and he likes to sneak it in the trees to get footage of the birds? I don't fucking know. Or he's a pedophile, a sex offender, of course. Of course. Of course.
Like it's probable or a snake, you know, maybe he's just spying on you to get like get information.
Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about the Summer House reunion drama?
I don't know. I don't know these people. Okay. It's just too much for me. It's too much on my shoulders. Well, I tried to choose like a good mix of, you know, both sex offenders while also, you know, in-law drama. Classic, classic stuff. That's so dear toaster. So we have that. We'll do a little bit of summer house recap.
Chapter 8: What insights do the hosts share about navigating personal relationships?
How was your day yesterday, Miss Foley? Oh my God. My day was so busy when it was done. I was like, whew. But then it never ended because the children, like, never went to sleep until I went to sleep with them. But I was, like, driving around town, like, speed listening to the Redheads book, The It Girl. Like, to finish it in time for the episode, we recorded the episode yesterday.
It's actually a great episode. And... I feel like it's gonna be a little surprising. That not everyone loved the book? Nobody in the group loved the book. Well, it seems like nobody loves the Redheads, and so you're all speed listening to it the day before. So obviously you're not gonna like a book that you're like speed listening to, half reading. I was the only one who did that.
Everyone else, like Margo, dedicated her weekend to read the book. Yes, she was very stressed last minute about it. Everyone is coming at it with a negative. Not at all. I love Alison Pataki. This is my fifth read by her. I mean, they're coming to the redheads with a rushed attitude. And I'm sorry, I'm taking it personally. That's my favorite book.
And if you guys didn't like it, that's a you problem, not a book problem. It wasn't like I didn't like it. My rating was...
favorable but it wasn't Marjorie Post like it didn't slay for me I found all of us had like a lot of issues with like the book and the character and it was actually I think surprising considering you would think this was like such a win but that's the thing about the redheads like you can't put us in a box you never know what's going to happen next also a fun fact about the redheads is now we're like actively trying to get cancelled because that would sort of like solve our problem here so we're kind of going off the beaten path you know in
trying to court a cancellation for ourselves. Well, good luck with that. Let me just say this. Leave me out of it, okay? I want no part of the Redheads cancellation. And I'm sick from this news. I'm just sick from it. That we didn't love the book? Sick. Why? You didn't love Next to Heaven. It happens. Piece of garbage. Different strokes for different folks.
Oh, speaking of different strokes, I don't know if you heard, but we're like kind of getting canceled for our Jeff Lauren Bezos, Nicole Sanchez take. Hey, I knew I was, you know, manifesting a cancellation somewhere. What's the tea? Yeah, wrong show. What's the tea? What's the tea? Oh, you know, just people not liking our takes. And to that I say, I don't care. We were so mid on it.
like no i think if you don't come out and say like laura nicole sanchez bezos should kill herself like you're not going hard enough that's what people want oh no i don't believe that unfortunately i don't believe that either although there isn't i was telling you about this this morning i was watching this like um dissertation on nick from love island and it hasn't happened fully yet but i do feel like the tides are changing a little bit on like public discourse on olandria and nick
Because if you're a Nicolandria truther, which you and I have been from literally the moment they met, literally the first episode, we know that this is a fake relationship. It's just extremely convenient. It's a well-executed PR relationship, but we have seen through it from day one. And now with this Vulture article...
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