Chapter 1: What happened with Savannah Guthrie's mom and the ransom note?
Good morning, girlies, it's The Toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's The Toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Tuesday. I hope everybody's having, yeah, it's Tuesday, right? Wednesday.
Yeah, a little gift. A gift of the Wednesday.
Are you sure? Oh my God, yeah. A gift of the hump dairies. Much like Cynthia Erivo, I did not know that was happening. Oh my goodness, happy Wednesday! That's just like...
Chapter 2: What did Travis Kelce joke about with Taylor Swift?
It changes everything. Turn your frown upside down. Yeah.
Madame Marable, it's giving Wicked Wednesday. Wicked Wednesday. It's very exciting to be here with you on this Wednesday. I was saying we are adjourned with Cojourn. Consider court adjourned. Yeah.
Chapter 3: What did Nicola Peltz's dad say about the Beckham family feud?
Your next podcast. Yeah. Like weigh in on legal issues. About the Baldoni case.
Three people will listen to it. We're adjourned with cojourned. Well, thank you all for joining with me today. For journeying. For journeying journers, sojourners, rural jurors.
Hope everybody's having a fabulous Wednesday. We have a fabulous show planned for you guys. We are two fabulous girls. So it's a sort of baseline fabulousness.
Chapter 4: What can we expect from Bravo's new spinoff 'In The City'?
We've got great stories. We watched a ton of TV last night. We've got Tell Me Lies recap. We both watched the season premiere of Summer House. So we're just kind of like, I don't know, have our fingers on the pulse today. Some days we don't have our fingers on the pulse. Today we do.
Yeah. I wonder what's preferred, you know?
For the episodes where we're like on it or not on it.
I think there's a nice mix and I think that's what makes it so great. It's like you never know what to expect. Is this going to be a Pulse-y episode? No, it's like we're on the Pulse to a degree.
We're like sort of Pulse adjacent.
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Chapter 5: What did the stars of 'Tell Me Lies' reveal about the season finale?
But it's not like we're going to be all Pulse all the time.
Chapter 6: How did the hosts react to the latest TV recap?
No. You know who I feel like is all Pulse all the time? Like the vile files. Oh, they are the Pulse. They watch every TV show. They watch it early. Like they have the episode up at six in the morning. So you're like, we are like...
pulse adjacent yeah we dabble with pulse yeah we pulse here we pulse there dabble with low pulse god forbid heaven forbid low pulse why i have a runner's pulse that's what dr fox told me because my pulse is low you know me i don't get worked up can i feel your pulse yeah do you know about pulse in what sense pulse i know how to find the pulse okay but like how would you know if it's slow or fast i don't know and like your watch is kind of in the way give me your other hand
I'll take my watch off.
Why don't you give me your other hand?
Crossing over. It's not like a good look for me. Now relax. Yeah.
I have to focus so hard. Hold on.
No, it's feeling, not hearing. I feel like it like throws off your balance.
You're dead. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You guys, I literally feel nothing.
Hold on. Maybe I'm in the wrong spot. Let me see if I can feel it and I show you where it is. Do you want to know what's not on the pulse? It's checking each other's pulses. This is like a silent podcast where we look for... It's checking each other's pulses on the show. But yeah, no. Why is fighting a pulse so hard? I literally can't find it. Oh, I found mine here. I'm alive. That's good.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of the recent celebrity news discussed?
I'm like, yeah, I just took my breath. For the day.
Kind of big news for me, seeing a medical things like the pulse. I got my biopsy results yesterday and they were I'm not 100 percent sure that she was like kind of confusing me on the phone. I was looking for the words benign, non-cancerous, and I didn't hear either of those. So I was like, oh, great. I have cancer. Then she told me what it was. And thank God I wrote it down because I Googled it.
And they said what I Googled is a benign, non-cancerous, mild to moderate, mild to moderate, atypical nevus. OK, and thank you. It's benign, non-cancerous. Like, I just wish they had said that. Like, I have a real problem with the delivery of the results.
Those are the key words. However, they need they need to rack up those bills.
Yeah, they do still want me to come in, of course. Like, I just can't. Like, I will. I will. But all I was looking for was benign, non-cancerous. And I didn't get that. So I literally was sitting here after the show and I totally had forgotten because I'm just so carefree.
She took the call in front of a bunch of people. She was like, film me.
I just feel like if I made it so not a big deal, I wasn't gonna have cancer. If I had to step out, it's like, well, that's when you hear that you have cancer. So- It wouldn't happen in a room full of people. Yeah, with all my coworkers and my peers, because I am peerless, I just feel like they weren't gonna say malignant.
And it turns out they didn't say malignant, but they didn't say benign either. So the results were questionable. They said Aladin. They literally said Aladin.
They might as well have said Aladin.
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Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts on the episode's key stories?
Very exciting. So many thoughts.
So many thoughts.
So many thoughts. When does Real Housewives of Beverly Hills come out? Thursdays, which is not helpful. No, it's today. It's Wednesdays. Oh, Wednesday. Great. And I feel like something else is coming out soon, too. On Bravo or just like in the universe? On Bravo, maybe.
It evades me. Oh, the new... Bravo adjacent show for the old Roni women has a name. They're calling it the golden life. I guess a spin on like how they're in their golden years. They're the golden girls, like older women living their best life. And I feel like they're really close. It also does say it's a working title. So it's subject to change. It's called the golden year, the golden girl.
The golden life. The golden life parentheses working title. So I think they're really close to the title. I hope they continue to work it. Cause I like the concept of like they're in the golden state. It had living their golden years. And I'm sure like golden girls is like trademarked. They're almost there. The golden life isn't working for me.
The golden state is California, but it's definitely the sunshine state. My bad, my bad.
Which is golden. I do like the word golden. I think there's a lot there. To work with. When I first heard golden life, I was like, huh? And then I was like, oh yeah, golden years, you know, golden glow. It makes sense. I think there's a lot of potential. They put out a video of like all the housewives announcing the.
I'm obsessed with these ladies.
And it was so terrifying. in the best way possible.
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