Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing.
Welcome back to the Toast and happy Thursday. And might I say, go Zorgs, because today's co-host is not only a Georgia native, a swirly, a gal on the go. She's also a co-host almost five years in the making. Well, no, three years in the making. Because, well, first of all, it's Danielle Caroline. Welcome to the Toast, Danielle Caroline. Thank you so much. You said my name correctly. Of course.
I love the way you and Margo and Jackie say your name. Caroline? I'm like, where's the I? Actually, you know what? I was talking to Ben this morning, and he was like, do you know Caroline? I'm like, no, it's not Caroline, actually. This is actually your second time on the toast. A lot of people don't know that. It's my second time on the toast.
The first time I was literally in college, and I was here for a weekend. But do you know how many people tell us that they, like... came to the toast for the first time for your episode and like stuck around. We have like so many toasters who started their journey on the toast from you. Like a lot of our youth, our college aged listeners. Our youth will let me tell you, your youth is still going.
I'm getting girls that are actively at the University of Georgia texting me this morning. Wait, are you the one on the toast today? Oh my God. God, goat's walks. Goat's walks. We also have to talk about the fact that a year or two ago, we were both in Athens with Estee Lauder. Yes, I have been to UGA. No, but Claudia, what's the funniest thing is like you were like royalty there that day.
I was there too like with Estee Lauder. You're like the most famous alum, at least the most famous alum that I know. No, no. You and Jet. Jet, yes. I know I saw a lot of people thought it was going to be Jet today. Imagine Jet, my co-host. No pookie, just Jet. That would be hilarious. Just Jet. Hold the pookie. Hold the pookie. No, no.
It was so funny though because I remember being like, oh, like Claudia was like backstage. stage and I just like popped in for a second. Honestly, I never felt more famous than I did when I went to UGA. They love you.
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Chapter 2: How did Danielle Caroline become a co-host on The Toast?
Not me being huge in the South. Huge in the South. And you also like did the Greek grind thing, right? You hosted Greek grind. Oh my God. Yes. Okay. So like, and you did it like eight years ago. Yeah. I hosted Greek Grind, which I think is, like, this big deal. I had no fucking idea what it was. And I had a great time. Like, it was super fun.
I made, like, a couple of jokes that people did not like about Chick-fil-A. Like, everyone was so sensitive. I'm like, okay, sorry, it's not that good. You don't like Chick-fil-A? Like, no, no, it's good. It's not that I don't like it. Like, it's chicken nuggets. What's not to like? Of course. But, like, McDonald's is also good. People act like Chick-fil-A is so much better and different.
If there's anything out here that's, like, different, it's Raising Cane's. Like, they're different. I love Raising Cane's. Like, Chick-fil-A is just, like... Fast food. It's delicious. I love fast food. It deserves a Michelin star. But like, what's so different than Wendy's? You know what I mean? So you like McDonald's better than Chick-fil-A? Okay.
So I have a very complicated relationship with fast food in the sense like, yes, I'm toxic. And I think McDonald's is better than everything. And it's crazy that people like want to go out and like go to like the world's most famous omakase. And I'm like, but have you guys ever tried McDonald's? Like to me, McDonald's deserves a Michelin star. Wait, you're like a plain eater, right?
Extremely plain. Yeah. Me too, Claudia. Are you? I'm so picky. I do not eat seafood. I do not eat sushi. I don't like a lot of sauces. Do you like ketchup? Only ketchup. Same. I don't like mustard. No mustard. Oh, really? No mayo. Yucky, no mayo. Wait, so do you like chicken salad? Yuck. Same. Oh, my God. I don't like any of those salads. I don't eat tuna salad. I don't eat chicken salad.
I don't eat egg salad. So what do you eat? Like literally the same as you, I feel like. Like pasta, chicken, rice. Oh, my God. Yes. No, when you talk about that, I'm like. Pasta, chicken, rice. Yeah. Well, there's also, which we also need. I've never met another ARFID. You know we have an eating disorder that's called ARFID. What does that mean? Acute Restrictive Food Disorder.
Something disorder. Wait, that's me. Intake disorder. Yeah. Do people like make it, like I'll try not to make it a problem, but then. Of course, because I don't want people talking about, I'm like, no, no, just leave me alone. Everyone's like, should we share tapas? I'm like, no, I'm getting my own, like this is probably the salmon or the chicken and like leave me alone. Yeah, I eat salmon.
Oh, I was going to say you eat seafood. Well, just salmon. That is so disgusting. Have you eaten salmon? No. I've recently been trying Branzino. No, let me tell you, salmon is like kind of crazy. Branzino you would like. It tastes like nothing. Okay, but here's my thing with that. I'm like, I would just rather get the chicken. Well, of course, but sometimes you've got to switch it up.
And let me say, restaurants don't put their whole like rest to see to the chicken. The chicken I feel is an afterthought. It's never like, no restaurant's like known for their chicken except Frenchette. Have you been to Frenchette? No. You gotta go. You gotta get the chicken and the mashed potatoes. But I feel like it's an afterthought for a lot of restaurants. Like just, you know.
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Chapter 3: What are the highlights from the CMA Awards?
Chicago. Oh, that's funny. I'm annoying. You're a big Swifty, yeah? Yeah, like, not as big as you. Like, I feel like I can't. But you, like, enjoy her music. I very much, like, I went to four Eros tours. Right, right. Like, I'm there. Like, I just, oh, my God, I'm so excited for her documentary.
Let me ask you a question about, like, because you're an influencer and you do a lot of stuff, like, for work. How many of the Eros tours did you go to that were free? And how many did you pay for? I paid for all of them.
Oh.
Wow. I was invited to go – I think you went to the Tangle Teaser. I did. But I was out of town. Okay. And then I was also invited by LaCroix to go in Miami. But I had already been to four or three and I was like, I think I'll get hate. So I didn't go. Yeah, right. Remember when people were like getting hate for how many concerts they went to?
The internet is seriously the worst place on the planet. I went to four Eris tours, three of which I paid for my own. One – Yeah, I feel like you paid. Yeah, of course. And then like it was in New York. She did three shows in New York. I was going to one. Yeah. And then they were like, do you want to go to the one the night before? So I'm like, yeah, I wasn't going to pay for the same. Why not?
And let me tell you, the one that was sponsored was probably like 45 times less fun. I heard this. Yeah. Like it's not all it's cracked up to be. No. It's a free concert for sure. But like now let me ask you another question because you've been doing like the Internet game for so long. So long. And what was your first, like when you first started making money, was it blogging or was it Instagram?
It was YouTube. YouTube's like my main, was, is my main platform. So I was getting like, I was getting paid like $500 to post like a random necklace. Right, right, right. And so now like that the landscape has changed, where do you make most of your money? Is it TikTok or Instagram? Yeah. Are you the same?
Instagram.
For me, podcasting is like, and you also podcast too. So for me, like podcast is the mothership and it feeds everything else. And like, so when I wake up, like I have to feed the podcast and that, that will do everything else. Yeah. True. Like what do you, what would you consider your full-time job? I do need to feed the YouTube, but I only post once a week. But I'm vlogging every day.
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Chapter 4: What skincare controversy is Shay Mitchell addressing?
I feel like if Claire's was still open, they would sell fake face masks with like panda eyes and like ears. They would totally do that. I don't give a fuck. I'm here for it. I think it's the cutest thing. I actually feel so bad that she was getting so much hate. I know. But, like, here we are. She crushed it on her interview. Although one of the points she made I didn't really agree with.
Okay, what was it? She was basically, like, that babies, you know, we do skin care from birth.
Chapter 5: What shocking story did Khloe Kardashian reveal about Lamar Odom?
Oh, the skin care from birth. And it's true. Babies love massages, and you are supposed to keep their skins, like, we're always lathering aquaphor, Johnson & Johnson. But that's, like, for, like, medicinal reasons, and you don't do that forever. You just do it, like, while they're a baby. Okay, because I was like, that's weird. No, that was just, like, a bit of a stretch.
I agree with all her points. I'm like, all right, calm down. Calm down. She looks very pretty, though, honestly. She made me want to do a pony. She made me want to buy her skincare. Her skin looks insane. There you go. So, okay, Jenna Bush Hager. Jenna Bush Hager's been getting a lot of news recently. I saw the Minka Kelly thing.
Chapter 6: What is the TikTok drama surrounding Chrissy Rasmussen’s hair?
That video was weird. Someone at, is it ABC? Yeah. Someone's telling her, like, go in. NBC. Sorry. They're telling her. Then I saw Minka Kelly, I think yesterday, it was on the Drew Barrymore show, talking exclusively about her boyfriend.
Oh.
That is so fucking annoying. I would be pissed. I'm mad. Wait, I just figured out who you look like. And it's a compliment. Normally, I don't like telling people who they look like. I only get told one person, so I'm curious. Grace Van Patten from Tell Me Lies. No, I'm obsessed. You talk like her, too.
Oh.
Who do you get told? Ariana Maddox. Oh. When my hair's like- 1,000% Ariana Maddox, which is also a compliment. No, I'll take it. But love her.
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Chapter 7: What are the latest updates on Bill Belichick's relationship?
Oh, Ariana Maddox. Yeah. That's maybe better than mine. Mine is also like you look like her, but a lot of your mannerisms too. Oh, okay. I think like your tone of voice. Like more like low- Yeah, like monotone a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, thank you, Claudia. I'm the same way. I like have to stop myself from telling people because they get offended. That's why I always say-
Who do people tell you you look like? That's one of my favorite questions. I do love the celebrity doppelganger game, although it's a minefield. Who do people tell you? I've seen Victoria Fuller. Yeah, of course. When I'm skinny, Victoria Fuller. It depends on my weight. When I was in high school, I got told all the time that I looked like Snooki. Oh, my God. Joey must love that.
Well, I got told I looked like Snooki because, you know, when Snooki was filming – You do. I see it in the face. When Snooki was filming Jersey Shore, she was chubby. And then, like, halfway through the journey, she, like, went on a crazy – we lost her and it got so skinny. And when she got skinny, nobody told me I looked like Snooki anymore, which was just hurtful. Really?
And then as I grew up, I get Victoria Fuller. When I'm heavier, I get Beanie Feldstein, which I don't love. I can't lie. I don't get any ones that, like, are complimentary. And I've also gotten Ricky Lake. Like, seriously, just kill me. No, you're saying heavier. I was dying at Jared Freed's thing. You're heavy. I'm the problem. Not me saying heavy. It is so true. That one cuts.
Like, that's tough. This next story broke my heart. Khloe Kardashian, like, told this horrible story. And I feel like when it comes to Lamar Odom and, like, us looking back on that relationship, I feel like he gets a very like positive retelling. We all look back at it.
Yes.
We look back on it hard deliciously, if you will. Totally. And it's like not, and things like this remind us of that. So she had some particularly challenging moments in her marriage to Lamar Odom and on her podcast, she shared for the first time that Lamar Odom burned all of her journals, which were memorializing years of her life. And he burned them in front of her while they were together. Oh,
Odom was, quote, convinced that I was taking notes and sending them to the government or something crazy. That is so sad. I don't journal. Do you? No. But I know, like, you put your whole heart into it. And then it's – you're doing it, obviously, because it feels good.
But I think people really do it so that, you know, 20, 30 years later you can go back and read, like, what you were going through. To burn someone's journal, like, I can't think of anything – more evil, honestly. And I know that at the time he was, it says he was paranoid, he was obviously on drugs and you're not yourself and you're in this.
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