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Chapter 1: What are the highlights from the Summer House recap?
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Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday. Yeah, it's Wednesday. Hump day. No, Wednesday. That's a win. So much TV to watch last night. It's obviously a Wednesday. I would know it's Wednesday because of the amount of time I sat on my ass last night and watched TV. Yeah. So many hours. Summer house, transition in the city, watch what happens live. The Knicks game, off campus.
I'm seriously like a brain rot Gen Z teenager. How'd you watch Knicks game and off campus?
Chapter 2: How is Harry Styles addressing fan complaints about his stage setup?
The Knicks game went really late. It was kind of like... I knew Zach was out with your husband, and I went to sleep before he got home. So I was like, they were out, but once, I didn't watch Watch What Happens Live, once In the City was over, which by the way, towards the end of In the City, I was getting so bored.
I know, I'm like, I've been bamboozled into watching a show that I actually didn't really want to watch. I probably wasn't going to watch it had it not been for Scamandoval, but like. In meeting new people, like, I was just getting so bored at the end. And honestly, I don't know how many times we could beat the dead horse of, like, Kyle and Amanda. It was not some great love.
Like, I was just, I found it interesting in the beginning. And then I loved seeing the girlies and Lindsay. But, like, towards the end, I was like. It's hard to meet new people, you know? Especially when, like, these are the people we're meeting.
Chapter 3: Who did Love Island USA star Jalen Brown marry?
I had a lot of issues with some of the people that we met. Actually, let's start with the positive. Was there anyone that we liked? You know who was looking good and not bothering me? Andrea?
Chapter 4: What can we expect from the expansion of 'The Housemaid' franchise?
Danielle. Always. Danielle was looking good. I think this Bob is really serving her. And I don't know what it was about her, but she wasn't bothering me in the way that she usually does. I thought she was being cute. Her boyfriend's spelling of his name is... My personal Super Bowl. It is, bar none, the craziest thing that's ever happened on this show.
It is the Super Bowl of name spelling and extraneous vowels. So, and it's also just like, it's Owen. Eon?
Chapter 5: What details emerged about the Mango fashion tycoon and his son's dispute?
But no, it's literally just Owen. Why? Do you think I'm calling him Owen for one second?
Chapter 6: How did the stage setup for Harry Styles' tour change after fan feedback?
I can imagine that we're actually going to be calling him a lot. Like, I don't foresee him being. That's what's crazy. I think they're the central drama because he's married. Oh, right. We just learned that.
Chapter 7: What are the implications of Jalen Brown's quick marriage?
I was excited when we were meeting new people and it was like Lindsay's mom friends. They just seemed like interesting, cool girls. That's what I thought the show was going to be. And then the more we expanded, I got such, such bad vibes from Kenny. And I was excited because I knew Whitney from The Bachelor.
Chapter 8: What controversies surround the Mango family and their business practices?
What's so funny is Whitney was on The Bachelor. She made it to the top eight of whose season was that? Nick? I think it was Nick because it was like Astrid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because Whitney and Ash are like best friends and they looked alike. And we actually don't know anything about her personality because like she never spoke on The Bachelor. Yeah. We just like know that she's very beautiful.
So when she came on the show and she was like, I'm this positive like girl, I'm like, I didn't know that about you. It just, it wasn't working for me. One, I think they're just super mismatched. And when they introduced Kenny as like Kyle's friend who has a lot in common because they love to party, I was like, oh, yikes. I just got really bad vibes. I... I liked Lindsay's read on him also.
Like, yeah, we're just like, she did move across the country for you. It is a really big deal. So I'll just say like by the end of the show, like once we were out of Amanda, once they went back seven months, um,
it's just a show like it's just an episode of the valley yeah and i was like i can't believe i'm watching this now that's like not what i wanted to watch but i'll watch it because like it's germane to west mandeval then that's why i then started watching the nick game because ben was out and they were like losing by 20 30 points so i was like slowly falling asleep because like it was over um and then i felt ben get into bed i don't know how many hours later and he was like i don't know who he was talking to because i was asleep he was like they won
I'm like, are you talking to me? And I was like, wait, they did. So I must have missed something major because Timothee Chalamet posted an Instagram. Was Kylie there? No. Oh, that's why I didn't know anything about it. You think Kylie and Timothee? I cannot say their names. Timothy and Kylie are going to get married. Do you think they'll get engaged this year?
I don't know if marriage is on the table for them at all. For Kylie or for him? For Kylie. I guess, like, why not? I just feel like I never would have thought, but like this year, I don't know. They feel so serious. Like all the, and now it's just like, she talked about. I definitely think they're going to have babies. I don't know if they're going to do the marriage.
But her and Travis never got married. Yeah. The Kardashians like don't get married. Yeah. They don't. Because when they do, it's so bad. Yeah. I wonder like if there's a poly market, like what are the chances that Kylie and Timothy are going to get engaged this year? Hold on. I don't see engagement for them. So I would be on like the opposite. You know what? 33% chance they're saying.
That's really low. That is low. I kind of feel like a little bit higher, but I guess more so it's just because Kylie's like not marriage girly is what I feel. I love these pop culture predictions. Yeah, I feel like that's not her benchmark, you know? For, like, what is a successful relationship or, like, yeah, definitely having kids. And did she say on Therapist that she wanted to have more kids?
He didn't ask that question, but she has said it before. And I feel like asking it now would be, like, pointed because then it's like, are you looking for kids with your boyfriend, Timothee Chalamet? Right. Well, you can download the app now on Polymarket and use code TOAST to skip the wait list and be the first in line when those pop culture markets hit. I love that. Yeah, me too.
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