Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025
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What are the top five stories to know today?
It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast. Happy Thursdays. Good morning. Good morning. You know, good morning got cut. Oops. It's it faded out, I'll say, because we have a theme song. If you're listening to today's episode, you've just heard our pargylicious theme song. And there wasn't really space for good morning millennials anymore. And I personally was shoving it out the door because I like to evolve and change and grow.
I love it.
And I just felt like it was limiting us. It was holding us back from our destiny.
I still do the crunch every day just for remembrance.
You and Ben still are holding us to that crunch. And I love the crunch. And I'm not trying to get rid of the crunch. Welcome, Joey Camasta. That's the last time I'll say your name right because I just can't stop saying Joey Camaster.
Yeah, say it all the way how you like it.
And I was thinking, I say everything, like Taylor, Celine. You're the only person on earth who does that more than I do.
Yeah, well, it's a big East Coast Italian thing. Everyone adds an ER to anything that needs it. It's an Italian thing? I don't know. I think it's just like a dialect thing in Long Island, New Jersey. I'm obsessed.
I'm Italian?
Yeah, you are.
Are you Italian?
I think so, yeah, a little bit.
I think so.
I'm a mutt. I'm a little Italian, a little Irish, a little sassy.
A little bit of everything.
Yeah.
Well, welcome to The Toast. You have co-hosted The Toast so many times, but you and I haven't co-hosted The Toast in like five years.
Many moons.
Not since the pink backdrop.
Oh, right.
When we were out in Long Island City.
Yes.
Good times.
With the palm trees.
With the palm trees.
How we have evolved. I know, and now we have- Now we're doing naughty neutrals.
And you're so naughty neutral today.
You know what? Because I saw your set yesterday, and I was like, oh, my God, how chic. So I had to get glam today. I got a haircut at, like, 9 a.m., and I got, you know, did my makeup, and I had to put a cute outfit on to be tonal because everything looks so chic and aesthetic, and I didn't want to show up here in a hoodie and, like, you know, sweatpants.
I understand, but it was hard because it's raining. It is. I thought about wearing a sweatshirt, and then I was like, I'll do a sweater.
Yeah.
I'll keep it to a sweater. Yeah, this is a toast cardigan, one of my faves that we've ever made. Hmm. Well, welcome to The Toast. Will you give everyone like a little, if you're new here to The Toast, not you, you're not new here. We'll just let everyone know. Who are you?
Well, I'm a podcaster, a comedian.
Yeah.
I was a makeup, a career makeup artist for many moons. Do you still do makeup? I'll do it if the timing's right. You know what I mean? Like it's like I'm not like out there like getting jobs and like showing my portfolio and like going on, you know, things like that. But if something pops up that's salacial, like it's a celebrity I want to work with or like a brand I'm trying to get something free from.
What was the last makeup you did?
I mean, I do anything for MTV. So I do a lot of, you know, all the Jersey Shore. I'll do anything for the Paramount Pluses. I'll do like Dexter, things for Dexter. Dexter? Yeah, anything Paramount. I do a lot of that stuff right now.
Okay, cool. And you do a podcast with Snooki also. And you used to do Snooki's makeup.
Yeah, that's how we met.
I still do it for, you know— I was going to say, like, if you guys are doing a live show and she needs her face done, like, you're going to do it, right?
I'm getting on duty, jumping back on duty.
Honestly, Claudia needs to learn to do my makeup for those shows.
I know.
Or vice versa.
Yeah, it's hard. It's hard. But yeah, I'll do anything for her all the time. But yeah, we have our podcast. It's happening with Snooki and Joey. Every Friday, we're finding podcasts to be found.
It's such a good podcast. You guys have been doing it for so long. It's over 10 years. It's crazy.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What are the top five stories to know today?
0:06–1:12:31
2
What exciting news is there about Zac Brown and Kendra Scott?
3:10–3:58
3
What does the return of 'Mamma Mia!' to Broadway mean?
3:58–4:22
4
Who are the stars of 'The Real Housewives of London'?
4:22–4:57
5
What happened in the latest season of 'Summer House'?
4:57–1:12:31
Speakers
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