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Chapter 1: What were the highlights of the Super Bowl 2026 recap?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing.
Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. That for me feels like a Monday because, boy, do I have a lot to do today. Turdi went MIA yesterday. Apologies, something came up. But I'm here and I'm ready to discuss. I'm ready to show up for my people. We are excited to have you. It was such a treat having Trout. Treats with Trout was yesterday.
Chapter 2: How did Jake Paul react to Jutta Leerdam's Olympic victory?
That should have been like alternative title. But we had to put Super Bowl in the title because it was the big day after the big game. And today's the second big day after the big game because we're going to get Super Bowl Turdi's version today. Yes. Sorry if it's repetitive, but, like, I have a job to do. I think that people would still like to hear my thoughts on everything.
Yeah, people are still talking about it. It's still in the news cycle. But don't you feel like it has sort of faded quicker than other Super Bowls? This was very, like, there actually were a couple of, like, big things, like Bad Bunny and everything. But in terms of, like, buzziness, I feel like everybody went home quickly. I agree. The game...
As I've come to learn, the Seahawks put up a very strong defense, wherein not a lot of points could be scored. And when points aren't scored, it's not that exciting for a pea-brained viewer like myself who just wants to see touchdowns. People catching. Yeah, and points and cheering. It was a good game in terms of football, but it wasn't the funnest game.
Chapter 3: What does Taylor Frankie Paul reveal in her Bachelorette promo?
It wasn't the most entertaining by any stretch of the imagination. Today's episode has a lot. We've got Deer Toasters, of course, because it's a Tuesday and we never leave the DTQ hanging. We've got Turdy's version, celebrity, celebrity, Super Bowl recap.
Chapter 4: What did Marc Anthony say about the Beckham family feud?
And we've got Jackson Claw just being themselves, which is such a beautiful thing to be able to be authentically represented in modern media. Being part delicious, definition. Okay, so I saw something that I've been, I actually was like, I wrote it down because I wanted to talk about it on the show and not tell you in person. So we were talking a lot about the patriarchy last week.
And I saw this kind of beautiful theory on the patriarchy that I feel like we need to discuss, okay? Patriarchy is sort of, it's sort of this like Darwinistic evolutionary tactic by men. Men are clearly the subpar gender.
Chapter 5: How did Kim Kardashian attempt the Titanic Challenge with her sisters?
And the only way for them to ensure their survival is to instill these sort of toxic systems like the patriarchy. Because if we didn't live in this like very toxic male dominated system, like we would have found, we are smarter. We are responsible for like birthing. We would have found a way to do it all without the men. And They are ensuring their own survival by installing these toxic systems.
Let me ask you something. And I'm not saying men are smarter than women or women are smarter than men. I think like we're both have our great qualities and we serve different purposes. But if men were so much dumber than women, how could they pull that over on us? I don't think that there's so much.
Chapter 6: What advice was given in the Dear Toasters segment?
No, but if they're inferior to woman, how could they pull that over on us? Their brute strength. That is what they have on us. And like, you know, inferior right back in medieval times when they like could use that brute strength. I think that their physical strength, which, yes, we all have our, you know, strengths, so to speak. And so men's. Yes, they are stronger than women in a physical.
So they used their physical. physical superiority to dominate us yes intellectually yep societally to keep us down financially absolutely very interesting i thought it was a really good take for me i feel like the patriarchy like had its moment and wasn't like necessary like men to go out like up until because it
Up until like modern advancements in menstrual health, like first of all, pads, tampons. Like if you didn't have those things, how can you go out into the... And slay. How can you slay all day? It's so true. When was the pad invented? And well, people could have used like, you know, cloth. When was the sanitary napkin formally invented? But no, I think they used cloth, reusable cloth.
But I really think the tampon opened up a lot of doors for women. You know, because if you're like bleeding into a cloth all day, like you don't feel like going and slaying. No.
Chapter 7: What are the latest updates on celebrity relationships discussed?
And not only do you not feel like it, like you are limited. You have a path. Yeah. Right. And you have cramps like you're just not like so good man go. But now. Good man go. We have Midol. We have, you know, the flow. The flow PMS gummies that I was advertising yesterday. Like we have all of these things that allow us to be out of the house 28 to 31 days a month. Mm hmm. For better and for worse.
It's true. So I think it's really the advancements in women's health.
Chapter 8: What insights were shared about the impact of Mormons in pop culture?
And that's why we should constantly be funding women's health research. 1,000%. I love that. So... So yeah, that was the thing that I saw that I wanted to talk to you about. I just... Not to be like Scott Galloway. I don't want... And not to make it serious when you were making it lighthearted, but it's like men aren't so much dumber than women.
Like we have different, like I hate to be those man-hating women who are like men are dumb. I just want to say I didn't say that they were dumb. I think you did. I didn't. They provide value as well. And I think we feel some type of way because as women we've been put down, you know, so we feel like you have to be like, well, you're ugly and stupid. Yeah, I think you're like projecting.
I never said that they were dumb. I feel like that's what you led with. I feel like that was your opening remark. I would love to just sit back and roll the tape. Me too. Did I say that? Oh, and we have a man here. How did that make you feel? Not good. I didn't say it. He agrees. Obviously, the men are on my side, Scott Galloway. I'm scared of you. Good. It's working. I agree.
I'm not one of those man-hating women either. And that's not at all what I was saying at all. I was kind of commending them for that slave and evolutionary tactic, keeping us down to keep themselves up. Okay. So I just think we need to all work together. I mean, we need to stop pitting man against woman. And I've been saying that, you know.
Oh, speaking of man against woman, do we have a story about Utah? Of course. Okay, okay, okay. Sorry, I won't talk about it. Of course. I watched so much Olympics this weekend. If it wasn't for the Super Bowl, like, that's the number one story of the day. There's so many, like, there were so many sports going on this weekend. Waste management, like, who cares? Waste management. Full swing.
Who won? I don't know, but that's where Travis was. So that was, like, big news. But then he was with the Chainsmokers at Waste Management?
Yeah.
Chainsmokers was... Definitely Super Bowl. He has a jet. I thought I saw him on the sidelines of the Super Bowl. On the sidelines? I don't know. Oh, I think I saw him in the beginning ceremony. Yeah. No, but the waste management was like the day before. It's like three days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think he was just sort of doing it all.
I'm so excited to find out what happened at waste management next year on Full Swing. Yeah, too bad we have to wait. Your recap of Waste Management 2026 is coming next year. In 2027. Yeah. And then, of course, the Olympics, which have just been bringing me so much joy, even though it's not the Summer Olympics, which are just so much better. They still have a lot of merit.
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