The Toothless Wonder: Tuesday, November 11th, 2025
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What are Hilary Duff's plans for her first live shows in a decade?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing.
Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. Today I've chosen to spend the morning with the person I chose to spend my life with. It's Ben Soffer's celebrity, my husband. Hey Ben, how you doing?
I'm doing excellent on this beautiful frosty morning in Florida.
You guys, it's freezing in Florida. It's like in the 40s.
Everybody here's drinking hot chocolate. And honestly, it is a complete dream. I woke up, I went outside in my shorts and let me tell you, I was too cold. I had to throw on a sweater.
It's also snowing in New York, which I am kind of devastated to be missing. I can't lie.
I'm not. Honestly, snow in New York is fun for one second, and then it turns to slush, and then you're like, this place is absolutely vile. It's like every ounce of dirt on the floor.
When it snows in New York, all people do is blame the mayor.
Why did Kim Kardashian delete her photo with Meghan Markle?
Yeah, for sure. It's like the snow never gets cleaned up. It's all over the street.
By the way, it's something to blame the mayor for.
Who was the most popular person at Kris Jenner's 70th birthday party?
1,000%.
It's literally your job. Yeah, like set up. What are they? I was going to call it a Zamboni.
Yeah, Zamboni.
Yeah, but that's not what it's called.
Like a Zamboni. A street cleaner for the snow.
What factors contributed to Sydney Sweeney's movie 'Christy' box office failure?
A Zamboni. No. What's it called? The truck. Snowplow.
Is Robert Pattinson interested in returning as Edward Cullen in Twilight?
Snowplow. Yeah.
Snowplow.
Ben is here with me today. He was also here on Friday. I haven't even spoken because I chatted yesterday and she was a guest and you know, you have to like treat your guests like let them talk. But you're like, you know, old news. We didn't even talk about the fact that nobody who is a regular co-host of this show showed up on Friday. It was an unprecedented event where nor Jackie nor I were on this show. You and Olivia hosted like two randos.
Totally.
What advice is given in the Dear Toasters segment?
And let me tell you, I try not to read the comments during maternity leave. Jackie was telling me, because like, you know, everybody's used to just me and Jackie. And even when if it's a great episode, people are always just like complaining. And it's like, you work so hard on a maternity leave episode, you're doing it all by yourself. Just for people to be like, well, I like it better when this person, and it's like, okay, great. So I really don't read the comments, because I'm just doing my best. And... I was very curious to see what people were saying when, you know, Jackie and I both didn't show up on Friday. And I just wanted to say I was sick. I know everyone's saying, like, you were faking. Ben thought I was faking, too.
You're having a tough week.
We're going to talk about that in a second, too.
Yeah, you are.
So I went to the comments to see what people were saying about you and Olivia. Have you read the comments? Of course.
Glowing reviews.
I never got comments so nice about my own show in my whole fucking life.
No, let me tell you, me and Olivia, did you listen to the episode? Of course not. We were firing. Really?
How do the hosts feel about celebrity culture and personal choices?
No, no, no. You can ask Ben, our wonderful producer. It was like a ping pong match, back and forth. There was never a single second of silence.
Wow.
I'm not going to lie. I was incredibly funny.
Well, you know, you did have to like represent our family.
We crushed. That said, we had one boring conversation about food and a lot of the comments were like, you and Olivia should start a cooking podcast. You know how boring a cooking podcast can be?
Don't mock my commenters. I'm not allowed to do that.
There's only like six of them. No. And they were like, you and Olivia should start a cooking podcast.
You actually should. Well, a cooking podcast. What do you do?
What's a cooking podcast? Talk about cooking. Yeah, no, talk about cooking. Unless we did like a Bert Kreischer Something's Burning.
Oh my God, Ben went on this show once. How many times are you going to talk about Bert Kreischer? By the way. You're obsessed with him.
What insights do the hosts provide about navigating personal relationships?
He's so funny.
When we were in LA, Ben went on Bert Kreischer House, like a YouTube series where he interviews people, but he cooks for them, so it's like in this big kitchen, they sit at his bar stool, he's cooking up, he's like a big fancy cook, and he's also telling crazy stories, and they're telling, it's a really great concept, so Ben and Josh went on it.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are Hilary Duff's plans for her first live shows in a decade?
0:03–1:06
2
Why did Kim Kardashian delete her photo with Meghan Markle?
1:06–1:11
3
Who was the most popular person at Kris Jenner's 70th birthday party?
1:11–1:23
4
What factors contributed to Sydney Sweeney's movie 'Christy' box office failure?
1:23–1:27
5
Is Robert Pattinson interested in returning as Edward Cullen in Twilight?
1:27–1:50
6
What advice is given in the Dear Toasters segment?
1:50–2:34
7
How do the hosts feel about celebrity culture and personal choices?
2:34–3:16
8
What insights do the hosts provide about navigating personal relationships?
3:16–1:02:51
Speakers
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