Tsk Tsk Tiger: Monday, March 30th, 2026
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What happened in the Tiger Woods car crash incident?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast.
It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody had an amazing restorative weekend. I kind of had a crazy weekend. Hey Jax, how you doing?
I'm darn good. My sister had a crazy weekend though. In what sense? I did something crazy on Saturday night.
Crack? Crazier. Meth? Actually crazier than doing crystal meth. I watched Wicked for Good. That is crazy.
Who is Brooks Nader dating and what do we know about it?
Where it kind of felt like everyone was doing crystal meth. Like it was so crazy. I did fall asleep. I would say I missed the last third of it. Two and a half hours is an unreasonable amount of time for a sequel. So I can't really decide if I liked it or not. I was really tired. It was more so a reflection on me that I fell asleep.
What is Travis Kelce's new role with Tommy Hilfiger?
Not so in the movie. It was just definitively worse than the first. Was it good? The first was amazing. So was this at least decent? So there's really a lack of hits. It's not like musically in the second act. I didn't know any of the songs. And then as I was sleeping, I heard them singing for good.
What details emerged about the $10 million art heist?
And I was like, should I wake up for because this is my favorite song. I don't really remember how the movie ends. I remember like Nessa. I didn't even remember. You know, I won't spoil it because I know you didn't see it yet. But also to say like you can skip it.
Okay. I hadn't realized I didn't see it.
What went wrong during the Miss Thailand pageant?
Like it's not even on my list of things. It's on Peacock. So it was free. And I was like, you know what? Whatever. Give it away.
Literally. Literally.
I guess I could see myself one day if Zach and I are looking for a movie and that came on, sure, sure, I'll watch it. Even if you're telling me it's not amazing, most things aren't.
Compared to all the crap they put out, it's actually beautifully done. The CGI, it's insane. But the weird thing about Wicked, the movie, and specifically the focus of the second film, it's a lot about the wizard's plan for the animals. They're moving their voices. And like, I know it's a metaphor for something, but like.
How did the hosts react to Tiger Woods' situation?
Something bad. Yeah. But like just seeing these animals like really CGI, like monkeys with wings. It's a lot. Yeah. It's like, it's hard to take it seriously. So there was a lack of severity. But yeah, I saw Wicked for good.
Like I'm crazy. You are crazy. I'm crazy because I was sick all weekend. So not restorative for me was hoping to feel better today.
Yeah.
But we have redheads recording today. So I literally was just like, I can't read. Sorry. I'm blind. I can't read. And then I was like, Saturday night, I'm like, okay, I'll read this book. Because if we don't record it today, I don't know when the girls can record it.
What insights were shared about celebrity relationships?
This would break the redheads if I don't read the book this weekend. And I read the book.
It's crazy that nobody's ever not read the book.
I know. I think sometimes.
You think some people didn't finish and they just are quiet? Margot.
Margot.
Yeah, I do. But now it's actually kind of amazing because the person who chose the book has to leave the episode. So I could have gotten away. And I have 10% left and I'm going to finish it. But like the fact that I read this whole book in 36 hours, like feeling sick with three children, like... You guys. Admirable.
What are the latest trends in celebrity endorsements?
I'm in shock. Would you ever get into audiobooks? So sometimes when the redheads, if it's tight, I'll listen in my car. Like I could have listened in the car this morning. But it's not that desperate.
I also think it does take longer.
Yeah, and then I have to like skip ahead in my Kindle for what I did in the audio book and I have to find the audio, like it's kind of a pain in the arse and I'd rather just enjoy my 10 minutes.
Sometimes you get to a certain point in a book, either you're on a time crunch or you're just not enjoying it where you do like just skip whole paragraphs and you can't do that in an audio book.
Yeah, I... It's a really desperate, like if I have to cook dinner and I have to. Right, right. But I think I can carve out like 30 minutes today to just read the rest before we record this afternoon.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened in the Tiger Woods car crash incident?
0:03–0:49
2
Who is Brooks Nader dating and what do we know about it?
0:49–1:06
3
What is Travis Kelce's new role with Tommy Hilfiger?
1:06–1:23
4
What details emerged about the $10 million art heist?
1:23–1:37
5
What went wrong during the Miss Thailand pageant?
1:37–2:08
6
How did the hosts react to Tiger Woods' situation?
2:08–2:46
7
What insights were shared about celebrity relationships?
2:46–3:17
8
What are the latest trends in celebrity endorsements?
3:17–55:11
Speakers
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