Chapter 1: What are Turdy's latest takes on celebrity news?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing.
welcome back to the toast and happy tuesday that feels like a monday at least for me because i have so much to do i feel like ben was just like i'm sure he did his best i didn't watch it welcome back to the turt i think is what you mean sure welcome back to the turt and welcome back i have so much to say you know and i tried to like offload all this information to ben but he did great i know but you should have watched claudia he was insistent on forming his own opinions like i had the opinions i just like wanted to give them no i want his unbridled he was like did anybody else feel bad for justin timber no
No, we didn't. I was cracking up, like not Ben saying you can drink and drive if you're stranded. Oh, is that what he said? I need to watch. I sent him the videos before. It's not what he meant, but like the way the words came out, it did sound like he was giving permission. He was giving grace?
He was giving permission to someone who is stranded. So I sent him the two videos and also you have to watch this before cuz like here's what happened The video was trying to like subpoena until I get it whatever and so I don't I think he called me thinking I would have the same reaction He was like that video was horrible. I'm like, I agree.
He was like like no privacy I'm like, well, he didn't get the video released because he's celebrity like everyone gets their videos released It's like the country that we live in like that's the rules.
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Chapter 2: How did Miley Cyrus celebrate the 20th anniversary of Hannah Montana?
He was like really this just feels so wrong Okay, the first story today
is going to be your take on the stories from yesterday that I need your takes on because there were a couple things that happened that we needed to hear from you. It was funny to hear from Ben. We had a grand old time. Justin Timberlake's DUI video, like, does need Turdi's take. Of course.
Sorry. Like, of all the takes, I was so sick yesterday. Like, actually, you know, I'm kind of like a really, like, I have an amazing work ethic.
Chapter 3: What details are emerging about the new Mormon Wives spinoff?
It takes a lot for me not to come. I was so sick. I don't know what the hell's going on. I feel like I had COVID. Like, it was so bad. And I'm feeling so much better. So I really, I'm like the type of person, because like I said about my work ethic, once I feel a little bit better, I, like, go back to my normal level of activity. And then I never get better.
So I was like, I just need to, I was so sick at Disney on Ice. Also need to talk about Disney on Ice.
Yeah, so... We'll talk about the stories in the stories. Want to catch up with her self? How are you feeling?
So much better. Did you have this? This is like the illness that's been rocking our family.
So I don't want to jinx anything.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of Travis Kelce's new contract with the Chiefs?
And right now I'm having the sneezes, but I do think it might be allergies because it's allergy season. And so I'm just going to back. I'm not going to say I didn't get it because then I'll get it. I don't really know.
what's happening oh my god it was extremely rough like and it was just needed auntie's bodies i was actually thinking of even drinking your milk like that's how desperate i was i could not breathe i'm better but like it did hit me the hardest at disney on ice and i shouldn't have went but like oh my god we have to go and like i just had to go even though i did leave like right after intermission because i was dying um it was quite dazzling i we put on like a disney on ice playlist in the car and like some of the songs i didn't recognize and we were like wait is this like
new age Disney. I forget that the Disney that kids love today is not the shit I grew up with. I grew up with the OGs.
Chapter 5: What hints has the Love Story creator dropped about Season 2?
Like Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, and now I think kids are all about Coco, Frozen, Moana, which are great, but when I turned on the playlist, I'm like, what the hell is this shit? So I was a little worried it was gonna be like woke Disney, like new age. No, it was very much, some things about Disney are timeless. Mickey.
Yeah, the classics.
Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about Justin Timberlake's recent DUI video?
They had Beauty and the Beast. There was a Coco. I've not seen Coco.
Yeah, but it was pretty dazzling, the Coco. I hadn't seen it either.
Remember me.
Oh, I don't remember the song. Recuerdo me. Recuerdo, I remember that.
Recuerdo yo.
Yo recuerdo. So I didn't see the second half, but it was really amazing. It's kind of crazy that like these people like are professional figure skaters. Like, why aren't they at the Olympics?
You know, when I saw Disney on ice the first time, I know you weren't interested.
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Chapter 7: What are the major updates regarding the Mormon Wives and their filming?
I wasn't. Yeah. But my takeaway is like, who are these people? Where did they come from? I felt about the circus. What's their background? Because they're amazing figure skaters. Not good enough to go to the Olympics, but like they're touring figure skaters. And it's like, What path brought them to Disney on ice? Probably like the Olympic path. Right. So it's like, if you don't.
That could have been Simone Biles, you know? If you don't hit the Olympics as a figure skater, and a lot of people train for the Olympics and don't make it.
You either like just give it up completely and like go to school or. Or you do Disney on ice or maybe like ice capades.
Chapter 8: What insights do the hosts share about celebrity culture and media?
Right. There are a couple of like professional figure skaters. Yes. Who aren't Olympians. That's how I felt about the circus. Now the traits that you have at the circus are a little bit like more freaky. Like I think there are less opportunities for trapezists and things of that nature. Um, And I think, like, if you're going to do an activity.
But also, you can be a gymnast. There's a lot of, like, different ways you can make it to the circus. But if you can't skate. A unicycler. If you can't skate, you can't skate.
No. It was really impressive. You know, I don't think Disney puts out anything that's, like, not top tier. So, it was a, and I, Ruby was, like, a little young for it. So, we didn't really need to be there. And I was seriously dying, like, on the way home.
I just want to say, Griffin was loving it. And Ben was here. I was, like, he was saying how you guys left early. I was like, yeah. Ruby was, like, you know, not feeling it a little. He was, like, cozy. was not feeling it.
Ruby could have stayed for 30 more minutes, but I was not okay. And then Justin Timberlake's video came out, which was obviously deeply moving for me, which I'll save for the first story. And then the continuation of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. What did Ben have to say about Salama? Whose team is he on? Does he have hard takes?
What did we say? Oh my gosh. We were talking about the drama with me and the Matthews family. Oh, I saw the clip. Oh my God. Laughing so fucking hard. I can't believe that happened to me. Like seriously. But I will say. What are the odds that I spoke about them and they heard it?
I appreciated a lot of people pointing this out in the comments that like a lot of times clips will go viral and like the person who's the subject of the clip will like comment at the podcaster and the podcaster like always like curls up like, I didn't mean it. I was having a bad day, you know?
you very much stood your ground because we don't say things on the show that we really don't mean unless like the next day I'm like actually I changed my mind so I respect you not being like well it's unfortunate that she saw but she did put it out there for the world to like discuss to like talk about her marriage what I was saying though is like sometimes people put out clips and they're like oh you don't understand you don't have context well it's like you put it out without context right and that is sort of what I did so I can take ownership for that because like if you don't follow the show like just hearing someone's my weenie of the week sounds like really nasty but it's actually a compliment it's only mildly nasty
And someone pointed out in the comments, like you actually, like being the weenie is really like, a lesser evil compared to like actual bad people. Like, I don't think that terribly. It's just we need like behavior. So, but you know what? Then I saw people commenting like, no, I'm glad you posted. That's how I found you guys. You guys are hysterical.
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