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Chapter 1: What happened to Eric Dane and what were the reactions?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts.
It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy, oh, that's right, Friday.
What time is it? Friday, it's our vacation. What time is it? Time of our lives. School's out, screaming child.
They didn't have to go so hard with that song. Welcome back to The Toast. Every Friday feels like the beginning of summer. That's beautiful.
Chapter 2: Who is Jacob Elordi and what role is he allegedly offered?
Especially when you're living in Florida. Because we have a little summer break this weekend. That's unbelievably beautiful. We're going to go to the beach, the pool. Yes. Dip, dock, dodge, dove, and dive.
Dive. Yes, we are.
I meant to say dive, but we're also going to dip, dock, dodge, dive, and dive. Now, usually we sort of ease into the weekend, but I feel like we have a lot to do today on the episode front.
We do.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, did you watch? Of course. Oh no, I forgot.
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Chapter 3: What is the plot of Emily Henry's 'Beach Read' adaptation?
Kidding. You got me.
She's a traitor. We got another throwaway vote.
Chapter 4: What new comedy series is Chelsea Handler developing?
Oh my God. Last night's episode was actually like an exercise in how to be a loser.
Like it was insane. We were so close. Oh my God. We were so close. We were so close to like vindication and like everything that, you know, we are with the worst players left. And admittedly, so they'll all say they're the worst, even though they all say Natalie is so smart or whatever. Right. Stop, Natalie's speech like made me cry. No, they're disgusting. I fucking hate these people.
Let's save all the spoilers for the TV recap. Along with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, we also have Queenie and Weenie.
Chapter 5: What clarification did Lisa Rinna provide about Colton Underwood?
And then we also just have like two fabulous gals being fabulous. Talking about pop culture. Yes, that is what we do for a living. Talking about themselves. Yeah, today's kind of a big day. I mean, it is, what, the 20th, right? Yes. So I wanted to have this, you know, little speech on the 21st, but it's a Saturday. Ruby's turning nine months. On the 21st. Nine months in, nine months out.
Even though it's like 10 months, I will be making a speech regardless.
Chapter 6: What happened in the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?
Oh, wow. Where has the time gone? I think that Harry just turned four. And I was like, it's Harry's turn. I'm sorry. Nine months is bigger than four. Like, do you agree? Nine months is like, it's basically the same as a year. Yes.
Chapter 7: Who were the Queenie and Weenie of the Week?
And yes, I'm not here to... Continue. So, oh my God, I'm literally going to try not to cry. I was like crying last night. Nine months in, nine months out. I just wanted to use this moment as a marker, you know, the selfless queen that I am for others.
Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts and takeaways from this episode?
If you find yourself pregnant right now and like freaking or wondering like, should I? Is this life for me? Let me tell you, it's for you. And if you're worried, you should only be worried that your life has sucked so much until this point, okay? Like, oh my God, it's the most amazing thing. Like, yes, life is different, of course. Are we out shaking our titties on yachts?
No, it so doesn't matter, you guys. It's the best, most amazing thing ever. Your life begins now. And of course, if this life is not for you, your life is great too. I feel like the childless people and then the child-full people are always combating with one another. I don't give a fuck. That's not what I'm talking about.
This isn't a statement.
You're not here to knock anyone. You're just here to uplift people who might be on the fence. On TikTok, child-free women and child-full women are always battling one another. And I'm like, girl, they always think the other's talking about them.
I'm not talking about you.
And you're not talking about me. We're good. So sorry. You're talking to people who are on the fence and also people who are nervous who like expect that one day they're going to have kids, but you're always just like, am I ready? I don't feel ready. No, of course. I'm like, I loved my life so much. It was like a very hard decision for me. I always knew I wanted to have kids.
Everyone has been watching you on the show for seven years. You've been married the entire time that you were on the toast and like, you just didn't feel ready. I didn't feel ready, and I was kind of really going to miss my life. I had this amazing life. I got to do whatever I wanted. I had a lot of disposable income that I could just do whatever I wanted with. There was no one to tell me no.
And while that was amazing, of course, and can't wait to get back there one day, this 32.0 is... It's just the best thing in the whole world. And maybe someone out there needed to hear that. So I just wanted to say. Just a little encouragement. Nine months in, nine months out. Are you going to post a nine months in? No, because I don't have any pictures. From nine months in? Yeah.
And from nine months out? Yeah, no. Well, you could do something from the toast. a clip of you on the toast nine months in. That's the thing. It's like sometimes I feel like I don't like capture enough. Can you make like an edit for me?
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