The Tony Kornheiser Show
Episodes
“Squeaky”
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by welcoming Dan Bern to the studio and talking with him about what his tour schedule is like, and Tony also takes a quick look at...
“Go to the safe room!”
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by giving an update on his Pepco bill, and he also talks about the Australian Open, and about a mouse sighting in his house. Jason...
“The Land of Lost Toys”
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking to Nigel about jury duty, and also about the polar vortex making it snow in unusual places, TGL, and the state of the W...
“How was the coq au vin?”
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by giving an update on his issues with Pepco, and he also talks about the winter storm that underperformed and about how great all...
“Please press zero for the operator”
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about some issues he has with his AT&T and Pepco bills. Jason La Canfora calls in to talk about whether Deion Sanders w...
“WSI”
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the Full Moon, and also about having dinner at Columbia with some friends, and about watching the TGL televised e...
“Flush the Mouse!!!!”
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about all the football he watched over the weekend as well as the ending of the Sony Open. Michael Wilbon calls in to g...
“Try the brisket”
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the Capitol One guy, and about Notre Dame beating Penn State in the semifinals of the college football playoffs. ...
“If I had a hammer”
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the passing of Peter Yarrow and his connection to the show, and he also talks about a new venture in golf that he...
“Let it snow!”
06 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the snow hitting the DC area, and also about the exciting finishes to the games in the NFL’s final week. Chuck ...
“How many holes this time?”
03 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the Notre Dame / Georgia game, and about the attack in New Orleans over New Year’s Eve that moved the game to a...
“New Year, new you!”
31 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about a radical change he made. He also talks about the FSU players suing Leonard Hamilton for NIL money, and about the...
“This is not the Cy Young”
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the passing of former President Jimmy Carter, and he also talks about watching Bob Costas getting celebrated at t...
“Circle of trust”
27 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about Jim Larranega retiring, the Bears' loss and how badly Caleb Williams is getting beat up, and also about the ratin...
“Have I talked about the soup?”
24 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the ice hitting DC, his very warm lined pants, the cost of soup, and the Packers' dominant win over the Saints. C...
“Afternoon Delight”
23 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking with Tim Kurkjian about the passing of Ricky Henderson and his place amongst the greatest to ever play the game. Booger...
“The Corduroy Suit Story”
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the NBA’s ratings versus football, and he also talks about taping the year end special for PTI, and the special...
“Give Staples a Chance”
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about some gifts that Greg Garcia sent in, and Tony also talks about the Yankees trading for Cody Bellinger, and about ...
“The Annual Staples Pilgrimage”
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about going to Staples and dealing with their awful parking lot, and he also talks about getting a speeding ticket. Mic...
“The Sammich Fund”
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking with Jeff Ma about one-score games in the NFL and how that’s impacted gambling this year, and Jeff also gives his wee...
“Sheetz or Wawa?”
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about a conversation he had with Mitch Levy, and he also talks about Tom Boswell being inducted into the baseball hall ...
“Do you have CBS?”
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about an unexpected guest he had on Sunday, and he also talks about Juan Soto signing with the Mets for 15 years and $7...
“Peppermint Poop”
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about how awful the Wizards are this year, Michael gives a review of “Wicked”, and Tony also talks about Bill Belic...
“Hinky Dinky”
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking with Chris Cillizza about the glory days of the Big East, and Tony also talks about the latest college football playoff...
“I’ll have the scrambled eggs”
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by saying that his voice still isn’t fully back, and he also talks with Nigel about his roadtrip to Columbus to see the Ohio Sta...
“Sotto Voce”
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the eve of Thanksgiving, Tony’s voice is almost gone, but he powers through it, because as Gary Braun would say “we do it for the kids”. And ...
“Do you have a doodle?”
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about not getting any sleep the night before, meeting the traveling vet who came by to help Chessie, and he also talks ...
“A very specific whine”
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about a golfing situation that he messed up, and also about some intestinal troubles Chessie is having, and he also tal...
“High anxiety on I-95”
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the news that Alex Ovechkin has a broken leg, the awful start to the season for the 76ers, and his drive up to Ne...
“You’re a Hockey Guy”
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about how we put the podcast together, and he also talks about Rafael Nadal retiring, and about the new college footbal...
“Monkeys on the loose”
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about how great the NFL games were this weekend, and he also talks about the Tyson / Paul fight, and some possible deve...
“Get off my lawn!”
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about Dave Sims getting the play by play job for the Yankees, and he also talks about the comparison between Victor Wem...
“Can I get a BLT?”
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking with Nick Weaver - the founder of Blue Delta Jeans - about the origin story of his business, and Tony also talks about ...
“The Good Wool”
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by giving an update on the battle with the moths, and he also talks about golfing with Kevin Sheehan, Lionel Messi losing in the p...
“Behind the barricade?”
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by mentioning some flashlights he just bought, then he talks about getting coffee with his old friend Brent and then having some t...
“The Moth People Are Coming”
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by giving a quick thought on the election, and he also talks about Joel Embiid’s suspension, and the release of the first colleg...
“How to make a brisket”
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about how bad at golf he is lately, and he also talks about trying to find the results for the Breeder’s Cup, and the...
“This is my moth story”
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the Dodgers winning the World Series, the costumes he and Wilbon wore on PTI for Halloween, and he talks about a ...
“Standing on a corner…”
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about a problem he had getting home from PTI, and he also talked about the Colts benching Anthony Richardson in favor o...
“Hail Mary, Full of Grace”
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the Hail Mary that gave the WFT the win over the Bears. He talks about that some more with a despondent Michael W...
“Aloha Charley”
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by reading a few emails, and then he talks about his friend Charley Steiner revealing he has been battling cancer, but that it is ...
“Fernando”
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the start of the NBA season, the Chiefs trading for Wide Receiver DeAndre Hopkins and also about the state of his...
“A three TV situation”
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the Dodgers clinching the NL, setting up a Dodgers / Yankees World Series. Tony also talks about the Steelers bea...
“Not North Scottsdale”
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the spectacular finish to the Yankees and Guardians game, and he also talks about the Dodgers' dominant win over ...
“Well, I did have a steak this morning”
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about a couple of big trades in the NFL, and he also talks about going to get a colonoscopy last week. Chuck Todd calls...
“People of your ilk”
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the baseball playoffs, and he also talks about running into Kevin Sheehan at the Safeway, and he also talks about...
“Is Copper ok?”
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about how much he enjoyed having actor Christian Thompson on the other day, and he talks with Michael and Nigel about g...
“The Real Bandwagon”
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about how fun the baseball playoffs have been so far. Chuck Todd calls in to make his weekly NFL picks against Reginald...
“It’s actually KJ”
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about Alabama losing to Vanderbilt, and also about the big games in the NFL and the baseball playoffs, and Greg Garcia,...
“Standing Room Only”
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the rain finally ending in DC, and he also talks about going to the Heroes Organization Dinner, and about a conve...
“The Hit King”
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking with Al Michaels who shares his memories of Pete Rose when Al was calling games for the Reds. Chuck Todd calls in to ma...
“Where’s the Bandwagon?”
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about how great Jayden Daniels and the Washington Football Team look so far, and also about the end of the baseball sea...
“A Day at the Ballpark”
27 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about going to see the Nats with Michael and Nigel and getting to chat with Royals manager (and Loyal Little) Matt Quat...
“C’mon, nobody’s listening”
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about Jayden Daniels, Josh Allen, and Trevor Lawrence, and he also talks about the A’s leaving Oakland. Chuck Todd ca...
“If the mountain pass falls…”
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the Nats and about CJ Abrams being demoted to the minors, and he also talks about the WNBA playoffs and about the...
“The kindness of strangers”
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about Caitlin Clark coming to DC to play the Mystics, the Jets' win over the Pats, and also about Shohei Ohtani’s mon...
“Where did Maury go?”
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about Connie Chung and Maury Povich, and he also talks about the Nats and a children’s book that was sent to him. Chu...
“It Ain’t Me Gabe”
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by mentioning the big results from week 2 in the NFL, and he also talks about the Solheim Cup and his own adventures on the golf c...
“The Village Idiot”
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by reading a few emails, and then he talks about the Solheim Cup and also about the black tie event for the Cup that he and Wilbon...
“A personal phlebotomist”
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the Nats, and also about a frustrating experience he had when he went to see his doctor. Michael Wilbon calls in ...
“A plague of varmints”
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about taking a road trip up to New Jersey over the weekend, and he talks about getting to watch the Red Zone again and ...
“Why not the peppers?”
06 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the Nationals bullpen issues, and he also talks about something that happened on PTI the night before, and also p...
“Industrial Espionage”
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the Nats and Kyle Finnegan, and he also talks about some things that happened on PTI the night before. Chuck Todd...
“The hawk and the squirrel”
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about a rough series the Nats had with the Cubs, the FedEx Open, the US Open, the tragic death of Johnny Gaudreau and h...
“They Can’t Stop a Sneeze”
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about a Lane Thomas bobble head that Michael gave him, the US Open, and about a problem he encountered in his vegetable...
“I do it for bagels”
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about his last 7:30 AM tee time of the year, and he also talks about the new name for the Commanders stadium, and also ...
“Tramping on my vegetables”
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the Travers Stakes, not being able to watch the Nats game on Roku, and he also talks about some ice cream that wa...
“The Variants of Meat”
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about buying some candy and also about his adventures walking on the boardwalk in Rehoboth Beach. Kenny McPeek - the tr...
“I Don’t Live in This World”
20 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about some triumphs on the golf course, his misadventures at Surf Bagel, and about Steve Kerr’s speech at the DNC. Pa...
“Quiet Please”
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the Nats beating the Phillies, watching Hideki Matsuyama win the FedEx St. Jude classic, and he also talks about ...
“Box House”
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about getting back into the routine of watching baseball now that the Olympics are done, and he also talks about some i...
“Thanks Warren!”
13 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about hanging out with his high school friends last week, and also talks about a “box of that” that he got from See...
“The Late Show”
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about watching the end of the Wyndham Championship, then Michael talks about a great experience he had with Walker aka ...
“Ice Cream News”
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens up the show by talking about the US men’s basketball team's win over South Sudan, and he also talks about the Nats losing, and some news ...
“Hi Matt”
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about what happened at the trade deadline, his reaction to who the Nats traded, and he also talks about the US women’...
“Other Eiffel Towers”
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about a rough day for the Nats, and he also gives his thoughts on reliever Robert Garcia, and he also talks about watch...
“If you vomited, you lost”
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about a rough night for the Nats, and he also talks about the gift he got for playing in the member guest tournament in...
“I touched a Beatle”
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the Nats, reporting on pizza at the beach, a great experience he had with Jerry’s Pretzels, and he also talks a...
“The Shootout”
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the Nats sweeping the Reds, and he talks about Xander Schauffele winning the British Open, and Tony also talks ab...
“0-15”
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show about the MLB All-Star game, and how awful the uniforms were, and how great it was to see Paul Skenes pitch to Aaron Judge. Richar...
“Paws or Claws?
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the Home Run Derby and about the dog days of summer in the world of sports. Michael Wilbon calls in to talk about...
“Flame retardant Doritos”
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about Michael cooking his birthday dinners over the weekend, and he also talks about the big soccer matches from Sunday...
“Lien can eat it!”
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about some gardening issues, a new ice cream flavor he tried, and also about getting shots at the Doctor’s office. Bu...
“A Few K Turns Later”
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens up the show by talking about friend of the show Phil Ceppaglia being out at the World Series of Poker, and he also talks about Wimbledon an...
“Be like Evelyn!”
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about golfing with the great Marty West, and he also talks about trying to get a Covid shot over the weekend. Michael W...
“Frankly, it’s a sport”
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the Nats win on July 4th, and he also talks about watching the fireworks, and about playing in a tournament at Co...
“Amity means friendship”
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking to intern Lien about if she liked the bagel sandwich she got on Monday, and he also talks about getting a mystery “b...
“Make a U-Turn”
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens up the show by taking about the end of the Rocket Mortgage Tournament, and also about an adventurous drive home to DC from the beach. Micha...
“What was the Velo on that?”
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about pizza, TikTok, a draft prospect who actually wants to play for the Wizards, and also about the Olympic trials. Ma...
“Olga’s Pizza”
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about another tough loss for the Nats, and he also chats with the show’s new intern - Jacqueline aka “Lien”. Dav...
“Full Pack”
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking with in studio guest Steve Sands about his attire at the Travelers Championship, and they also talk about Scottie Schef...
“The Pros from Dover”
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about ice cream that was sent to him by Buster Olney, the passing of Donald Sutherland, and he also talks about a Washi...
“So long to the Say Hey Kid”
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the passing of Willie Mays and why he is considered to be the greatest baseball player of all time. Mark Feinsand...
“We do TV for ourselves”
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about Bryson DeChambeau winning his second US Open title, and all the drama surrounding him and Rory McIlroy over the l...
“Godspeed Howard”
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the passing of Howard Fineman, a long time friend of the show and one of the most astute political analysts of hi...
“Range bucket?”
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the Nats win over the Tigers, a gathering of Littles this past weekend, and he talks about a golf outing he had w...
“The Pocket Square Conundrum”
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the French Open, the Belmont, Caitlin Clark, the Nats, and he and Michael discuss Scottie Scheffler’s win at th...
“Grass”
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking with horse racing expert Andy Beyer about the Belmont, and Tony also reads an email that takes him down memory lane to ...
“A Moonlight Graham situation”
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by reading some mail, and he talks about a big day for a Nats player, and he gives an update on his recovery from kidney stones. M...
“Into the Schmutz”
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony opens the show by talking about the Oilers winning to go to the Finals, the Nats getting a nice win, Caitlin Clark getting roughed up by opponent...