Martin Phillips | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 223
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What unique performances open the William Montgomery Show?
Recorded live in Austin, Texas, USA. It's the William Montgomery Show. Starring William Montgomery. With the Tony Chin Orchestra. The William Montgomery Junior Dancers. This week, Rattlesnake Dave. A performance by the Great Gorbini. And a mysterious loaf of raisin bread. And now, here he is, the big red machine, the Memphis Strangler, William Montgomery! Oh, good. I got mine. I just don't want to mess my hair up. Okay. No, I'm kidding. I don't have any hair to mess up. I was paying attention. Well, you were sweet. Yeah, I wasn't thinking about it, but... I know. My God, I do get every now and again, though, Martin, there's this one man and I swear he sent me another message on Instagram, Martin, and he works over in the country of Turkey and he says I'd be a wonderful candidate for the hair transplant surgery.
Yeah. It seems like you connect a lot with people on Instagram, because you had the rowing guy. Yes, oh my gosh! People don't know, I don't know if they know, but you row, you... Yes, my dear friend Michael. And I went over when we did the show at MSG last year. Oh my gosh, yes, was able to go over to his apartment and he had all his birds in there flying around. He's a big fan of birds. But yes, he is somebody every now and again, I will communicate with somebody on Instagram. And yes, that guy's name is Michael. Very nice guy. And we do actually, we speak on the phone every, Kind of frequently. I need to tell him that I signed up for classes. Martin, I'm going to learn how to do it on the water, my friend.
I was going to ask if you actually wrote a boat. We'll see. Up to this point. Look at these birds, man. I know. Oh, my gosh. Martin Grant is very good at this. And I am going to be honest. I've been in this kind of newer apartment, and I noticed these people. I got to walk past these apartments to get up to my place. And one of the people has a bird feeder. And I love looking at birds, so it's cool. But it looks like there's a bunch of bird shit just everywhere. And you know what? I just got a bird feeder. Oh, did you? But it took a long time to get birds. Are you now finally getting them? I'm getting a few. I get a lot of little squirrels. I'm getting a few, but I guess with not having birds, I'm going to have the bird shit problem.
Yeah, it's bad. I don't have that much bird shit, but also it's taking a while to... Yeah, apparently birds, like, they don't know how to smell, I guess, which makes sense. Yeah, do they have a nose in their beak? Yeah, I can't think of that. It's more visual. They have, like, seafood, because every other animal can sniff it out, but birds are more, and, yeah, more eyesight. They're more like, oh, that's... Interesting. Well, hopefully they're going to start seeing your bird feeder. Yeah, I have a couple. Yeah, I have to, like, put it on the ground. Oh, really? Yeah, it was too high up. I'm on the first floor. Okay. I don't know how it works. I don't know the secrets. What, do you have just a patio out there or something, and it's sitting on the ground in the patio?
How do William and Martin connect through social media?
Literally, yes. Nice. I did hang it up. It was kind of really high up there. Anyway, the squirrel is for the first one. Oh, my gosh. But then I saw a couple, a few weeks, I saw a dead squirrel in the complex. And I was like, uh-oh. I hope that's not from the food. I hope the birds didn't get them for stealing their food. I hate it. It could have been. I don't know. Yeah, it was just like dead there. So squirrels are a mess. And I hate to admit to this, Martin, and I forgot about it. I swear to God, until you just brought up the dead squirrel. I think I hit one the other freaking day. And normally I'll slow down for a squirrel for sure. But this squirrel ran right in front of me. And I'm thinking, dude, don't you see I'm in this car?
Why do you do this? Same with deer, right? I know with the deer! You know, deers, I read, they don't sleep too much. Really? So that might impact how they act. Or maybe they just want you to kill them. They could, they could just be real sad. Put me to sleep, put me to sleep. Yeah, just put me out of my misery.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What unique performances open the William Montgomery Show?
0:03–3:50
2
How do William and Martin connect through social media?
3:50–6:08
3
What insights does Martin share about rowing and bird watching?
6:08–16:35
4
What are the humorous aspects of discussing sex robots?
16:35–36:36
5
What challenges do graduates face when transitioning to the real world?
36:36–37:26
6
How does March Madness influence the conversation?
37:26–56:01
7
What are the implications of AI and technology in education?
56:01–1:04:35
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