Luke Bischoff | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 221
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What are Luke Bischoff's thoughts on New York winters?
Recorded live in Austin, Texas, USA. It's the William Montgomery Show. Starring William Montgomery. With the Tony Chin Orchestra. The William Montgomery Junior Dancers. This week, Rattlesnake Dave. A performance by the Great Gorbini. And a mysterious loaf of raisin bread. And now, here he is, the big red machine, the Memphis Strangler, William Montgomery!
I texted Ashwin. That's his name. Yeah, yeah. I texted him earlier. I'm like, do you remember Luke? And he's like, yeah. And he's like, yeah, his number was in my phone. I was like, yeah, me too. Yeah, we had an impactful couple of weeks. I don't know why. Is that what it was? Yeah, I mean, it was such a short-lived time I was in New York. It could have been that.
Is that what it was longer than a couple of weeks? Or was it just a couple of weeks? May have been three weeks. You were kind of... Hard to pin down in a certain way back then. You would be here and you would be there and like you're just kind of like a man possessed in a certain way. For sure. Am I talking into the mic all right?
How does Luke compare Austin's open mic scene to New York's?
I just turned.
Yeah, I think so. Grant, how does it sound?
It actually sounds a little tinny, doesn't it? Um, is it possibly my voice? No, no. Tinny voice. Tinny. Ooh, when you said tinny, it sounded real tinny. I was listening to a bit of Metallica.
Oh, really? I think my favorite person in the Wizard of Oz is the tin man. No. That was a little too on the nose. That wasn't even a good one, really. Metallica was good. That was a good one.
I like the Tin Man. Does he have a hollow nose, the Tin Man?
Yes, he had that weird hollow nose, and I think that's what killed him because you read all these stories about it. It was like a horror story for the poor actors during that time when they really filmed it, and I think that was part of the thing with him is the poisons got through that nose piece. The paint. The paint got his ass. Oh, my God. The lead paint. That's true, right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, the lead paint got all on his ass. Wow. Oh, my God, Siri, he's going.
What experiences does Luke share about his time at UCB?
Grant, we're going? We're going. Wait, and Grant, so here is my question, though. What? Is that a new guy out there?
He looks scary. Who is that? No, that's just a client. That's a client?
What does he talk about here?
Well, I have kind of no idea. They seem like a bunch of business.
Is he a Texas Ranger? Texas Rangers.
It's not the Texas Rangers. No, he just wanted to sit outside and listen to the other guys talking.
What about that other lady out there I've never seen before? What's her deal?
I think she's another person, a handler for like a VIP guest.
Oh, Roseanne. Is Roseanne over there right now? I don't know if it's Roseanne. The lady from Even Stevens?
No, not her.
This is the two big celebrities that come here. What's her name from Even Stevens? Christy Carlson Romano. Yeah, Christy Carlson Romano. And also. Is that Ren?
What is the significance of the fake William Montgomery tour website?
Ren Stevens? Yeah, Ren. Ren Stimpy. No, Ren Stimp. Yeah, Ren Stevens. Yeah. I wonder if her and Shia are still in touch. I don't know, but I've been seeing I'm very worried about Shia. I've been seeing it looks like he's running amok in New Orleans these days. That's what I've seen getting in fights with people in New Orleans.
Yeah. He seems to be in an odd way balanced about it. He seems to be enjoying it. I don't know.
Like, is that kind of how I, I hope. And for those watching, this is my dear old friend, Luke Bischoff and my phone bitch off. And that's how I knew I was like, okay, I totally remember Luke and I, for anybody wondering Luke and I. Had a very fun, and were these the summer months or the spring months? No, this is deep winter. Deep winter. Okay. In New York City, and we were trying to figure it out. I think it was maybe 2012 or 2013.
Yeah, 2013, 2014. You mean the Indian doctor Ashwin. Ashwin, yeah. We're a little trio trouncing around lower Manhattan. Oh, my gosh. Trying to find our way. Trying to find our way in the game.
How do statins and glyphosate affect health according to Luke?
Grant, you would have been very proud of us. We were going around. We were doing a bunch of open mics and shows. And I have not seen Luke since then. Since, yeah, 2013 or 2014.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are Luke Bischoff's thoughts on New York winters?
0:03–1:23
2
How does Luke compare Austin's open mic scene to New York's?
1:23–2:23
3
What experiences does Luke share about his time at UCB?
2:23–3:16
4
What is the significance of the fake William Montgomery tour website?
3:16–4:22
5
How do statins and glyphosate affect health according to Luke?
4:22–5:32
6
What are the implications of chimp attack movies discussed in the episode?
5:32–6:57
7
How does Luke feel about the current state of comedy and performance?
6:57–8:29
8
What reflections does Luke have on his past experiences in comedy?
8:29–1:07:05
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