Heath Cordes | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 226
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What unique performances are featured in the introduction?
Recorded live in Austin, Texas, USA. It's the William Montgomery Show. Starring William Montgomery. With the Tony Chin Orchestra. The William Montgomery Junior Dancers. This week, Rattlesnake Dave. A performance by the Great Gorbini. And a mysterious loaf of raisin bread. And now, here he is, the big red machine, the Memphis Strangler, William Montgomery!
Yeah, you're thinking that if you're working at Knickknack and you receive that?
Yeah, if I was a CEO of Knickknack, I would make sure you're the spokesman of Knickknack.
Well, you're so sweet to say that, Heath. Well, I was thinking that was going to happen for the Dr. Sasquatch people there a couple years ago when they allowed me to do some Dr. Sasquatch thing. But it never happened. I never heard back from Dr. Sasquatch after that. And I still use Dr. Sasquatch soap to this day. Yeah. It has some good grit to it.
It sounds like just going off the name alone. I think it's the manliest soap bar out there.
Manliest soap bar, bar none by far. It's like I would much rather have Heath a freaking, somebody open up my little cabinet in my bathroom and see a bunch of Dr. Sasquatch soap bars versus Dove soap bars. I mean, that's an old lady kind of freaking, that's old lady shit.
Yeah, man. I use Dove right now and I'm not proud of it. You're kidding. You really use Dove? It's for my skin. I got sensitive skin, William.
Oh my God. Well, fair enough. That's sweet. I think that's sweet because, again, if somebody is watching this and they do have skin issues or whatever, I was saying the thing about Dove because, yeah, historically it's kind of like maybe an older lady kind of thing, but old ladies need nice skin. Everybody needs nice skin.
Maybe I'm an old lady. I'm okay with that.
Keith, I think if you keep on treating your skin this way, it will take you a very long time to get to be an old person.
Okay. Yeah. So you're saying Dove is the solution.
Now that I think about it, Dove is actually better. And now that I never heard back from Dr. Sasquatch, yeah, I wouldn't even recommend people necessarily buying that bullshit.
Fuck Dr. Sasquatch. I hate those guys for you.
Yeah, I don't really like it because it's in a square. I'm used to kind of the rectangular shape from like a dial soap. I grew up with the bright orange dial soap.
I like an oval. It makes me feel safe. Oh, my gosh.
Oval is Dove. Yeah, exactly. Grant, do you use Dove?
How did Heath Cordes become involved with Dr. Sasquatch soap?
What do you all use? Do you use bar soap, Grant? Yeah, I have a Duke Cannon. Duke Cannon. Have you had this one? Interesting. What does it smell like? Irish Spring? The one I have currently smells like bourbon.
Nice.
It's like a bourbon leather thing. Nice.
Damn, bourbon leather? Yeah. I'd fuck you right now, Grant.
That sounds awesome as hell. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, come in here. Let me smell your ass, man.
Let me smell your dick.
Let me smell your dick if you've really been using that kind of bourbon and leather. I got to remember that kind because I think right now my Dr. Sasquatch flavor, it's like King Kong. that's a cool ass name which is a which is a cool name but it's kind of unappealing it's hard to tell i swear it smells like apes it smells like old fire in a hint of banana or something but like an old fire campfire like destruction i just pictures destruction after king kong's to come to your village
Yeah, I think that's the manliest flavor you can get, rape and pillaging with bananas.
With a banana scent. Yeah, King Kong. Look, there it is. Godzilla versus King Kong Crush. That's the shit I'm using right now.
No, I want to try that scent. You should give me one of your bars of soap. I will give you one.
I honestly might have this, but it is a limited edition. Now, that is where Dr. Sasquatch was really smart. They're like beanie babies. They're doing they're setting out these subs where they don't make that many of them.
Good at marketing. Yeah. Like the Sidney Sweeney bar. Oh, wasn't that them? Yes. Yeah. What a great move. Oh, my gosh. I bet those are going to sell like crazy on eBay.
Because she's a pretty people think she's real pretty.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What unique performances are featured in the introduction?
0:03–2:43
2
How did Heath Cordes become involved with Dr. Sasquatch soap?
2:43–4:28
3
What humorous experiences do the hosts share about personal hygiene products?
4:28–14:03
4
What are the details of Heath's recent date and its outcome?
14:03–14:31
5
How does Heath navigate dating and relationships?
14:31–16:26
6
What challenges does Heath face with his career in comedy?
16:26–37:06
7
What are the hosts' opinions on the impact of social media?
37:06–51:09
8
What insights do the hosts share about personal growth and experiences?
51:09–1:02:31
Speakers
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