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Ryan Seacrest’s Dating Red Flags Make No Sense

29 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What are Ryan Seacrest's dating red flags?

0.031 - 18.242 Jordana Abraham

how's ron he's you know oh man ron's on his way out no he's not no you can feel it he's not what are you the redditors i am the redditors give it a run what no ron find this guy home in the country i would never i like country i'm obsessed with ron even though i'm a very love hate relationship with him right now

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18.914 - 19.895 Jared Freed

We're figuring it out.

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19.955 - 25.08 Jordana Abraham

Yes. It's a little toxic. When he's sweet, he's very sweet. I forgive him.

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25.3 - 25.64 Jared Freed

Right.

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25.8 - 27.862 Jordana Abraham

When he's bad, he's very bad.

27.882 - 30.845 Jared Freed

He's replaced toxic relationships. Yes.

30.925 - 41.354 Jordana Abraham

I have a toxic relationship with my dog. But he is obsessed with me. So, you know, that's why I stay. Hello and welcome back to the U.F. Podcast.

Chapter 2: Why do some guys prefer to be friends first in dating?

41.374 - 42.215 Jordana Abraham

I'm Jordana Abraham.

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42.455 - 48.921 Jared Freed

And I am Jared Freed. How are you, Jordana? What's going on? Good to see you.

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48.901 - 61.978 Jordana Abraham

I am good. I'm gearing up for my trip with, I don't want to call it a vacay because I'm seeing my mom. A work trip. Yes. A trip to Florida.

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62.138 - 66.984 Jared Freed

You're going to Florida and you're bringing the babies. And I'm bringing my kids, yeah.

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67.004 - 76.917 Jordana Abraham

So it doesn't feel like I'm on my way to kicking off my boots and having a relaxing time. But it is a trip that I was excited to plan.

76.897 - 85.669 Jared Freed

Well, we get into weather maybe too much on this show sometimes, but the weather here is not the weather there.

Chapter 3: Is it rude if your date doesn't communicate their location?

85.729 - 106.944 Jared Freed

It's not all over the place here. It is as different here to Del Rey as it gets. Well, I guess the winter would be very different, but the idea that here is put on maybe a jacket and it's a little cold and... Get ready for the day. And there is like maybe the perfect time of year. So you're like flying into a destination.

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107.004 - 108.167 Jordana Abraham

That was my thought.

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108.367 - 111.113 Jared Freed

You're doing it the right time. And you've had it with this.

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111.894 - 112.716 Jordana Abraham

Oh, yeah.

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112.796 - 117.647 Jared Freed

End of April. People are like, I want it to be over. And it's not every day.

117.727 - 120.252 Jordana Abraham

I've kind of felt that way for like a full month now.

120.232 - 121.053 Jared Freed

I don't think you're alone.

Chapter 4: What is the ideal engagement timeline between ring shopping and proposing?

121.113 - 124.798 Jared Freed

I think people of the Northeast, and then this is my now Southern.

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124.879 - 126.521 Jordana Abraham

This is we should move to Florida weather.

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126.821 - 127.102 Jared Freed

Yes.

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127.222 - 137.537 Jordana Abraham

In New York. This is like, why are we still here? I don't understand. Like it's gonna, soon we're gonna be happy with where we are. You'll be happy in like two weeks. Right now I'm like zillowing.

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138.458 - 138.578

Right.

138.558 - 141.102 Jordana Abraham

Should I just pack it all up?

141.503 - 147.914 Jared Freed

Well, you're going to get a tour of my apartment. You guys are going to come over. We're going to do a dinner. We already have a date in the calendar.

Chapter 5: How can you identify red flags in dating behavior?

147.974 - 151.179 Jared Freed

We're going to go check out. I'm going to show you my Del Rey.

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151.219 - 153.623 Jordana Abraham

Indeed. You're going to meet the girls.

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153.763 - 154.785 Jared Freed

I'm going to meet the girls.

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154.825 - 157.85 Jordana Abraham

Break out that Uncle J-Train hat. I'll bring out the hat.

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157.95 - 159.172 Jared Freed

You'll meet my girl.

159.413 - 159.773 Jordana Abraham

Yes.

159.934 - 162.939 Jared Freed

I've already met her before, but I'll meet her again. You're going to see her again.

162.979 - 166.865 Jordana Abraham

I'm hoping the girls just start screaming when they see you, so it's like a thing.

166.926 - 178.665 Jared Freed

It would be amazing if every kid sees me. That's a throwback to the story of me meeting my girlfriend's niece who hated me. Yeah, I'm excited to have you down.

Chapter 6: What should you do if you feel friend-zoned after several dates?

178.705 - 182.751 Jared Freed

We're going to have a good time. I'll show you Atlantic Avenue, the whole deal.

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183.151 - 191.282 Jordana Abraham

Yes. Oh, my God. My mom is so absurd. She's like, we should set up a dinner with me and Jared's parents. I'm like, why would we ever do that?

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191.462 - 191.763 Jared Freed

Really?

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192.123 - 193.145 Jordana Abraham

That doesn't make any sense.

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193.185 - 193.705 Jared Freed

Why not?

194.647 - 198.552 Jordana Abraham

I'm like, because I want to be able to see these people again.

199.73 - 217.508 Jared Freed

Well, you know, it's funny, like, you know, my parents since moving to Florida and it sounds like your mom, too. There's this they love being social, like the get together. We need a dinner. I've been invited to so many dinners by like boomers that are like, let's do a dinner.

Chapter 7: How do you navigate expectations around engagement?

217.528 - 219.612 Jordana Abraham

I think everyone also has a lot of time down there.

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219.592 - 224.942 Jared Freed

There's a lot of time on people's hands. Yeah. I haven't noticed. I got here yesterday. I went to the cellar. I did shows last night.

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225.002 - 233.479 Jordana Abraham

Like here, people like you have to squeeze in a dinner between like six. I mean, look at you whenever you've been on a date here. I feel like you were like doing it before the show and after the podcast.

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233.499 - 239.49 Jared Freed

And like, listen, I am watching Jeopardy on a nightly basis. Like that's how much time I have. Wow.

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239.47 - 265.461 Jared Freed

it's happening already I am a Jeopardy guy are you watching you're not watching Jeopardy Jamie Ding Mike and I watch Jeopardy from time to time have you seen this guy Jamie Ding no is he on a roll 27 episodes in a row oh wow and then I was like the new Ken Jennings well Ken Jennings do you know how many can we google how many episodes in a row Ken Jennings well he hosts now he's the host he's a wonderful host he's really great at the job I'm so happy he's the host I still miss Alex Trebek but he is good

265.441 - 266.402 Jared Freed

Well, he ain't coming back.

Chapter 8: What are the implications of dating advice from celebrities?

266.462 - 268.505 Jared Freed

We got to really, we got to dig him up.

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268.525 - 269.948 Jordana Abraham

Sorry, I'll move on.

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269.968 - 277.679 Jared Freed

74 episodes. Wow. 74, and Jamie Ding is on like an incredible run. He's almost at a million dollars. What's he at now, 28?

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278.019 - 283.127 Jordana Abraham

The weird thing about Ken Jennings is he's definitely making a lot more money hosting than he ever was.

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283.147 - 291.899 Jared Freed

Well, of course, that's the gig of the century. That's why when Ryan Seacrest got the Wheel of Fortune job, I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, that is the best job. In what world?

292.14 - 293.862 Jordana Abraham

Sorry, no R's.

293.842 - 323.578 Jared Freed

made a million dollars and they tape him in like three months for the whole year yeah that's a good job Seacrest like Jamie Ding is on a 28 game Jeopardy streak and it's like wow and then you go oh what's the next time Ken Jennings 74 he's got a long time that's Mickey Mantle that's crazy like so what game show would you want to host if you could host one game show I know I know I would pick one for you really yes The Bachelor oh no I think you should host Family Feud

323.558 - 325.541 Jared Freed

I would love to host Family Feud.

325.661 - 326.904 Jordana Abraham

Goodbye, Steve Harvey.

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