#2742 RHOBH S1413 Part One: Caviar Taste on a Doritos Budget
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Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast for all the crap we love to talk about. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hi, Ben, you gorgeous man.
Hi, Ronnie, you gorgeous man. How's life with you? It's fantastic. Just enjoying another sunny day in Southern California. Enjoying this, you know, just having a nice easy day of nothing but... Oh, oh.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. News break. Alexia News Network. Welcome to the Alexia News Network. Oh, well, you know Peter. Guys, huge news. Karen Huger has been sentenced to prison.
Wow. A family of mourners has just arrived. They've gathered outside the courthouse.
Why was Karen Huger sentenced to prison?
Guys, that's Old Blue Eyes, the driver over there, sobbing. Bless his heart. Wow. So, yeah, Karen was sentenced to two years in prison, which is crazy, with one year suspended and I think five years of probation. Is that what I read in here? Crazy, crazy stuff. Karen Huger was back in a Montgomery County Circuit Court. This is from People Magazine's Dave Quinn. Wednesday, February 26th. where she was officially sentenced to two years in prison with one year suspended for her ongoing drunk driving case. We have clips from Karen arguing her case in the court today. Well, it was only Flintstones vitamins.
They're very, very addictive, and I only took them because my dear parents have left this world, and I'm so sorry that Fred Flintstone has done this to me. Please jail Fred Flintstone and Big Pharma.
Your Honor, I would like to appeal to the court and to the jury and say that I am innocent and it is the median that should be investigated. You know, and I will not rest. I understand I have to do my civil service and I will go to jail like so many martyrs before me. But when I get out of this facility, I will spend every waking minute wondering who was the median that did this to me and how can we stop it from doing it to other people?
When I got out of that cop car and I said, I am lit, it was because the camera was on me and there was a light on it. And I was thanking the kind police officer for lighting me. Now, when are we going to get tests for deer running into the street? Who's alcohol testing the beer?
When the officer, the kind officer, asked me to say the alphabet backwards, well, of course I didn't do that correctly because it is, as an artist, it is up for me to interpret what an alphabet even is, and I refuse to be jailed for having artistic integrity.
So, yeah, this was crazy. That's a long time to be in jail. People were saying it was going to be like six months tops. And so when people say six months, I thought, oh, she'll probably get like a month, you know, but no, she got six months and someone on Reddit. I mean, she got two years and someone on Reddit named purple. wait, purple panda pants, purple panda pants on Reddit went to the courtroom. Now I love a sloppy ass messy Bravo viewer going to the courtroom to cover this shit on Reddit.
And by the way, their icon is Archie, I believe. Their avatar is Archie. So the best is that it's like Archie is at the courthouse giving updates on what has happened.
Archie, who's already been through the ringer. You know what I mean? He had Shannon Bedore's drunk driving and he was actually walking through the streets because Shannon had pretended that she was walking her dog, Archie, at the time of clipping the house. So it's fitting that Archie is now reporting from the courthouse. He's hardened.
He's experienced. Yes. So we have, so Purple Panda Pants is at the courthouse. And you know this because they have like a little headline with everything that they post saying, Karen's sentencing, I'm at the court. So first – Yeah, that's like your tagline on Reddit. You can come up with your own tagline. My tagline is – that's my housewife's tagline. Karen sentencing, I'm at the court.
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