Chapter 1: What happens when the girls confront Stacey about her lies?
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So they are ready to have cookies and like canary and just like my clippings are about to fall out. So now we go to Mama's Half Shell where Wendy and Monique are going to have a little lunch. Their first time having a one-on-one since everything happened five years ago. Um, and they, they say hi and everything.
And Monique also points out as they get together that, uh, Wendy was actually one of the first people to reach out to her after the fight. And she's like, she says that like, you know, you texted me and everything. And when he says it sucks, cause they felt, she feels like they never really got to know each other.
yeah i just wanted to see like a little camera in candace's house as she watches scene as she's just like shaking the baby on her knee a little too hard like what are you doing what are you doing a little too she's also got the triangle she's like
She's taking the baby bib into a triangle. She's turned the bassinet into a triangle.
So they are talking about that, you know, how they didn't get to be friends because she was friends with Candace and, you know, obviously she was going to be on Candace's side. And Wendy's like, well, you know, I'm surprised that she wanted to meet up with me because she did something to my friend. But, you know, like she beat up my friend. But, you know, I'm not going to reach out to her.
But, you know, I'm also open to lunch because I love lunch. So I came.
you know, people change and they also pay for lunch. So Monique is like, you know, I give everybody space. And even when I saw y'all, when I came to pride, I was like, I don't want to come off like being fake, but it felt nice. The energy was really good, you know? And what's like, what's your and Giselle's relationship like? And Wendy says it's like much better.
And she's like, even considers Giselle a friend. And she was like, but you and Giselle need to have a conversation. And Monique agrees that they're going to definitely have a conversation.
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Chapter 2: How do Wendy and Monique navigate their past friendship?
And whatever, whatever therapy Monique has been to has been great. Like everything she's saying sounds great. So now they're talking about Karen. And Wendy's like, well, you know, Stacey's walked the bomb on me and said that Karen had essentially been talking shit about me. And then Karen didn't come to the reunion, but she thanked everybody in the group but me.
And so they're like, oh, no, I can't believe Karen would do such a thing.
Yeah. And Wendy says that like, yeah, Cameron was taken right after she was sentenced. She was taken right away. And I hear that the ladies have not spoken to her. They've not spoken to, but they have spoken to people who speak to her, which is my way of saying, do you still talk to Cookie? Because that's the person who was giving the group information about Karen.
You want to tell me something about Cookie? I feel like you want to say something about Cookie.
I haven't talked to Karen, but I've heard that she's already written my name and my phone number on the girl's stall in the jail.
So Monique says that Cookie met Karen through Monique. But she doesn't talk to, she's like, I don't talk to her at all. And which is funny because it seems like everyone likes Cookie. And Wendy's like, well, but she's best friends with Giselle now. And so Monique gives us this backstory, which is so funny. She goes- Well, I met Cookie back in like 2007 at my ex-husband's birthday party.
And we had the father of Go-Go there, Chuck Brown. And she told me that she was Chuck Brown's daughter. And he's not akin to her. Who does that? If you lie about that, you'll lie about anything. And they show this clip of Cookie at some concert being like, Daddy! Or whatever she was saying. It was like a heartbeat. It was just Cookie being like...
So she lied and said she's Chuck Brown's daughter. That shit's funny. So she's like, well, that's a demonic entity right there. And I can't be around people that act as if they're your friend. I love all the demons. It's like, you know, they're a demon if they say they're Chuck Brown's daughter.
They're a demon if they're claiming to be heir to Go-Go and they're not. Demonic.
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Chapter 3: What role does Tia play in the group dynamics?
Like, maybe start to kind of like take a step back and just see who she is. Like, mm-hmm. So now, speaking of Stacey, we go over to Stacey and Timo at Arabella's swimming lesson.
You can swim, Arabella. Swim for mommy and daddy. We're definitely still together.
And when she's done swimming, I'm going to get in and show her how it's done. I wish Daisy would just like go one up Arabella at every event that she did.
I know. Like at the beauty thing. She'll just do some synchronized swimming. She'll just like come up and like do Esther Williams and like have like a swim cap. And like all the children will be like making flower patterns around her. And Arabella will be off the side being like, I can't do that.
With a wet sash from the beauty day. Just like that. So Stacy's there with Timo and she goes, can you try and be happier, Timo? And he's like, I'm smiling.
Oh, that's a smile. Okay.
So they're saying hi to people. She goes, Timo and I are still doing our Evite dates. It was a drought last year. It was dry, but now it's raining. I'm so sorry. Mom and dad have fun, Arabella.
Are you okay, Timo? Yes, I'm just a little cold. Okay, well, I'm going to warm you up, right? But not too much because the kids are still here. Please, I'm trying to smile.
Now is the time that I smile.
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Chapter 4: How does the conversation shift when discussing Karen's absence?
And when they did the safety, when I got on my second leg on the Lufthansa flight, so the German crew was like Germans. It was like everyone was German on the flight. But they had to do it in English.
And the flight attendant was like, now is the time for safety. Now is the time that I will teach you about how to use the mask.
Now is the time that you put on your seatbelts. Now is the time. Like everything was like, now is the time. I was like, yes, yes, ma'am. Now is the time for cocktails.
Now's the time. Now's the time you put on your seatbelt.
She was literally saying, now is the time. Like she would proceed everything with, now is the time. I love it. It was so amazing.
German people are my favorite. I told you this story once, but I used to work with this German girl who was so funny to me because she did not give a fuck. And customers, well, one time a customer complained about their food. She's like, yeah, this isn't what I ordered. And Katrine goes, this is fine for you. And then she just like patted her and walked off. My friend Matt.
And the lady kept the food.
That was it. My friend Matt always tells the story because he was technically born in Germany, but he's American. So he called up once to try to get dual citizenship. And he was like, hey, I'm calling because I heard that if you are born in Germany, you can get dual citizenship. And he said, the lady goes, and what makes you think that?
Now is the time that your American person can go fuck himself. Goodbye.
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Chapter 5: What drama unfolds during the double date with the Glovers and Osefos?
I fly out tomorrow. Okay. That's him happy. That's him happy.
Tomorrow is the time that I fly out. I fly out. So Tia's like, oh, well, how long are you in town for? He's like, just today. It's like, oh, well, we were hoping to be able to, to, you'd be able to come to Giselle's event on Saturday where you can meet all the women.
And Stacy's like, no, I don't think he'll be, he'll be back until next week. It's very unfortunate.
So they decide, she's like, well, can I just be a threesome with you and your husband to go to that? And Stacey's like, yeah, Tia's part Nigerian and British, and she's a princess. Who wouldn't want to be friends with her?
And Stacey's, yeah, she's like, yeah, she comes from royalty. I'm not even joking. Oh.
And Tia's like, yes, my Tia was in the cast. It's being Polish. Oh, look, I got a smile from Tiamo. Yes, now is it? You gave joke, and now is the time that I laugh at joke. Laughing time is now over.
um so tia's like well do you want him to meet any of the other ladies and she's like no that's why you're here now i'm friendly but i'm not stupid and there's a history with the other ladies uh well how do you feel about meeting monique is that the first time you've met her and so you know they they just make small talk about the ladies and tia tells us well i'm sherlock holmes today and i'm going to own it all and take it all the way there
So now she's going to dig for some information. And Timo walks away. She's like, love meeting you. Safe travels. Oh, you look like your jaw. Oh, it's your, you're trying to smile. Your jaw looks like its head.
You don't have to try anymore, dear. Now is the time that I walk off into the woods.
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Chapter 6: How does Stacey react to the accusations against her?
Could you speak into this flower that I have on my lapel?
Oh, I just know him socially.
So you're not close at all. Has he ever talked about his divorce to you?
No, no, no. We just know each other. I showed him one of my camel sweaters. God, he really loved that. He wasn't into it first, but I said, camels remind us that wise men brought Jesus gifts on his birthday, which is how we know what Christmas is. He bought three, which he got a special deal on.
I wear these camel sweaters to remind myself of the time I literally broke a camel.
Oh, so you're not close? He's never talked about divorce, eh? Oh, he's just a nice guy, is he? Well, I do not know that man, but the minute she says it, my heart sinks. Because I don't believe her. I'm just dying inside. But that piece of benefit of the doubt that was reserved for Stacey, it's turning to ashes.
I just don't trust Stacey. Oh, it's such a shame that Timo can't come to Giselle's events.
Stacey goes, well, I do want to be completely honest with you. I don't know that he's at that level of comfort yet in terms of meeting everybody else. Well, maybe Giselle introduces us to her boyfriend. Maybe when Giselle introduces us to her boyfriend, I'll introduce them to Timo.
Oh, so we're waiting for pigs to fly, is it?
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Chapter 7: What is the significance of the Reasonably Shady party?
And this poor guy at this event, I don't know if you saw at one point, he just has two, he has two giant sweat patches in the back of his shirt. I was like this poor guy being dragged to this hot and humid event. He shouldn't be here. Oh, you know, it was so funny. Did you notice this at the pride event when they all sat down and had lunch?
And when Monique was talking about her breakup with Chris, that they put all the gays at a table nearby and the gays just all sat there and watched the women like a live podcast taping. That was so funny. You could see their legs. They were all cheated out towards them just watching the woman talk. Not even trying to blend in.
They're just like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Do you guys know Karen? Love her. Is she doing okay? Love her.
It also felt like they had to be on deck in case they needed to jump in and help someone out. Be like, wait a second. You do not get to talk to her that way. They were ready. Like, I got my bitch. I'm ready. I got her back. Yeah.
Yeah.
So Giselle is just they're just getting ready for this GNA party. And Giselle is telling us that Robin isn't even coming to this party, which is hilarious that you're throwing a podcast party and your co-host isn't going to be there. why bother? But it's also weird because Robin was at Bravo con. I did see her there. I saw her at that bar.
She was there to promote. She was there to promote, um, uh, traders. She was on the traders panel, not to promote traders, but she's on the traders panel. So basically Giselle says, you know, Robin didn't really like about like how she left the show. She clearly did not. She's really unhappy, obviously about, um,
being dropped from the show so she just did not want to go back on the show I kind of feel like I get that and like why would you go back to the show that fired you to like help prop them up but also like promote your podcast I mean I know Giselle can do it on her own but I kind of think in this case like you have a podcast with Giselle like I say show up.
You know, it's not like weird being like, oh my God, we wish Robin were there. I say do it for your friend.
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Chapter 8: How do the ladies address the ongoing tensions in the group?
She's like, well, I wanted to uninvite her, but you know, she called Chris Samuels after we left, right? Did you know that? And Brant's like, oh my God, she did. I did not know that. So the girls are mad at Stacey.
Commissions Here comes one right now.
So now let's go to double date time with the Glovers and the Osefos. Yeah, that's right.
That wasn't actually the party. That was just the setup for the party, as you did say. So yeah, double date time, which I thought Stacey was going to be at this double date as like the third wheel or fifth wheel. Remember that show? But she's just not there. So they're talking, they're making small talk, you know, the guys meet each other and the wives, et cetera.
And Eddie's asking about where Tia's from. She says she's from London, but born in Nigeria. And they're sort of like trading stories about that, et cetera.
Yeah. So, yeah, they make small talk like, how long are you guys married? How long are you guys married? And Tia tells us a story. Technically, I was 19 when we met, but we weren't doing anything like that or anything like that. But that's not the only thing I lied about. I used to tell people that I was half Cuban because I thought it sounded exotic as opposed to being Nigerian and English.
Like, what's wrong with me? I mean, this is what happens when you send a child to an all-white boarding school. It's an identity crisis.
And I love that like for her, she's just like laughing it off. Whereas like Caroline Sandberg is like, I went to boarding school and 10 years later, I'm still devastated by it.
I was devastated. I should never have told people I was part Cuban. People still ask me to put a ham sandwich in a panini press.
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