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#3389 RHORI S1E10 Part One: Homeless Not Truthless

01 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What happens during the cabaret night on Real Housewives of Rhode Island?

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Watch what happens when there's so much that happens

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21.023 - 41.454 Ben Mandelker

Hello and welcome to Watch What Crap In's, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the one and only Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. Hello. Hello. How's it going? Great. It's our second episode here in the ACAST offices because we're here in New York City. We have a cabaret this week, which will be very exciting.

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41.494 - 62.826 Ben Mandelker

You can stream it if you're not here and you don't have a ticket. Go to our website, WatchWhatCrappens.com, or there's a link on our social media and you can buy streaming tickets. You can buy those tickets all the way up to show time of the show that you are going to be watching, at which point you will then have that available to watch for a week.

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62.806 - 67.932 Ben Mandelker

But the tickets stop going on sale the moment you hit Showtime. So come join us for that.

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Chapter 2: Why is Liz furious with Alicia and Jo Ellen?

67.972 - 90.4 Ben Mandelker

That's going to be a big, silly evening of music. And hopefully remembering all our lines. Then also, that's it. Patreon. Ronnie put up a great new newsletter. So check that out. Read what happens. Read what crap ends, I should say. And ad-free listening. All that great stuff. And videos. You can actually watch us in this beautiful set tonight.

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90.38 - 103.858 Ben Mandelker

And today we are talking about Real Housewives of Rhode Island. We did not recap last week's because we were on break, but it was a big old fun episode. Ronnie, what are you thinking?

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Chapter 3: What are the hosts' opinions about Audrey?

103.918 - 104.76 Ben Mandelker

What are your thoughts?

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104.808 - 109.257 Ronnie Karam

That was a really good episode. It was a rough one to miss, but God, it was worth it.

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109.818 - 130.255 Ben Mandelker

It was worth it because I'm really, I've not been loving Kelsey all season. And I'm like, I need something that was going to help me. I need something to help me like really start to solidify my, why I don't like her. And I think how that episode opened was with her mashing her garbage down with her bare foot.

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130.275 - 132.499 Ronnie Karam

With her bare foot. What the hell?

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132.519 - 140.771 Ben Mandelker

When I saw that, I was like, Ben, please remember this. Remember this for next week. Remember, you have seven days to remember this. And I'm so happy I made it to seven days. And I was like, I have to say this.

Chapter 4: How does Kelsey’s behavior affect the group dynamics?

140.831 - 151.167 Ben Mandelker

I know it's not the lead of the episode. There are bigger things that happened. That was a pretty big one. But I feel like, were people even talking about that? I thought it was going to be like a meme. I thought it was going to be a thing. Like, look at this girl. She just put that bare foot in her garbage.

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151.147 - 155.975 Ronnie Karam

That was disgusting. I mean, talk about somebody who's never had to do anything by herself.

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156.236 - 156.476 Ben Mandelker

Yeah.

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156.556 - 173.745 Ronnie Karam

Like who does that? It's like when Catherine from Southern charm got some new apartment in the city that I don't know who was paying for that. Some rich guy was paying for that. I think on the plot of the show and she moved into this new place and we saw her take out the trash and she just took the trash can and

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Chapter 5: What incidents lead to the discussion about homelessness?

174.653 - 187.756 Ronnie Karam

turned it upside down into the dumpster with no trash bag or anything. This one was worse because this was the barefoot on top of the trash.

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187.976 - 199.774 Ben Mandelker

But also you work in the beauty space and I just feel like I don't know if I want someone touching my hair who like just puts their foot into garbage. I don't know why it's two different body parts.

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199.934 - 200.655 Ronnie Karam

It is two different.

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200.715 - 202.537 Ben Mandelker

But like, it's just like the, but it's the standards.

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202.998 - 207.143 Ronnie Karam

It's like the standards, you know, if you'll put your foot in the garbage, where will you put your hands?

207.444 - 213.832 Ben Mandelker

Yeah. And then that foot's walking around. That foot is like, it's like garbage footprints all over your shit, all over your house. Yeah.

213.852 - 231.616 Ronnie Karam

I don't want people who make you take your shoes off in the house because they don't want you to track shit from the street into your house, which I get. But then those feet, it's just disgusting. So there was another scene with her and Billy, her new boyfriend, her quote unquote new boyfriend, the guy that she's been banging for a long time now.

Chapter 6: How do Liz and Jo Ellen's arguments escalate?

232.137 - 255.038 Ronnie Karam

And they go on a date with Liz and her husband and Joe Ellen. It's like a triple couples date. And Kelsey is sitting there talking about how she's still getting everything paid for by the ex. And Bill's trying to assert his manhood again. And he's like, I don't like that guy paying for all this stuff for you. You know, that's not cool. I'm your man. You know what? I'm a man.

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255.318 - 271.014 Ronnie Karam

And I'm a man who loves a bargain. If you've got an ex who wants to pay for shit that I don't have to pay for, I'm in for it. Who's not, who's not into that. Also, Billy, you don't have any money. This is the first time you've ever dated a poor person. Like, what do you think you're going to pay for her health insurance and her car and her this and her that?

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Chapter 7: What role does Jo Ellen play in mediating the conflict?

271.114 - 277.362 Ronnie Karam

No, you're going to try and make her downsize into like a Toyota or and get her on the cheapest HMO plan and shit. No.

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277.863 - 283.575 Ben Mandelker

Billy, when she comes to you and she's like, my foot is infected from stepping in the garbage too much. Do you want to be the one who has to pay those medical bills?

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283.595 - 290.049 Ronnie Karam

You don't want to be the one to pay for that. And also we found out that she had like a brain. She had a brain. Was that last week or this week?

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290.069 - 291.332 Ben Mandelker

This week she talked about it.

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291.412 - 298.249 Ronnie Karam

She had a brain thing, like a brain tumor. That scared me. Like you just go to the doctor like for you.

299.09 - 305.961 Ben Mandelker

She it was like an accidental a car accident. But, you know, what happened to my friend to my friend fell off of a hammock.

Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts on the episode's events?

306.902 - 318.259 Ben Mandelker

And so she went to the hospital because her husband at the time was afraid that she may have had a concussion. And so when they checked her out for a concussion, they discovered that she had a brain tumor. It's crazy. Scary.

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318.64 - 320.963 Ronnie Karam

So is that something we should just go check for?

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321.145 - 325.854 Ben Mandelker

I mean, it's probably a good reason to get one of those like full body scans.

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325.894 - 331.104 Ronnie Karam

It's like, I kind of want to get a full body scan because it's like- They offered us that and we said, no, you said they were problematic.

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331.324 - 336.654 Ben Mandelker

Well, that was like an RFK thing. And I was like, I'm not doing any medical thing that's associated with RFK. I'm sorry.

336.694 - 338.277 Ronnie Karam

It wasn't called RFK. What was it called?

338.257 - 342.845 Ben Mandelker

It was like his best friend's, I don't remember, but it was like his friend's medical company.

343.266 - 345.69 Ronnie Karam

Was it like the Prenuvo or whatever?

345.81 - 358.313 Ben Mandelker

It wasn't that. That's Jeff Lewis's thing. But this was something else entirely. And at first I was excited to do it. And then I was like, oh, I just don't. I feel like they do a full body. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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