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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Croppins, a podcast for all the crap we love to talk about on your profs. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? How are you? Getting your lower back settled over there? Yeah, I'm getting comfy. Oh, it's my back.
Just getting comfy, you know, trying to find some sort of angle.
Yeah, we're on couches this week, which is very lovely. We're at the glamorous ACAS Studios, New York City.
It's been a joy. It's been a joy. I'm just, I'm sitting here, I'm reclining on the sofa, but I see myself and I, when I recline, I'm all the way like, your head's up here and I'm all the way down here and I'm like, Sinking in.
You're also really far from your mic now. Well, this is the. Oh, yeah. I'm too far. Or you can get that other pillow. I've got a pillow stack.
No, I'm just going to do this. There we go. This is a reclining friendly microphone now. Go on, Ronnie. Tell everyone.
Well, hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. Today is Southern Hospital Day. We are here in New York doing our cabaret. It is tomorrow night, Friday night, the 5th at 7 p.m. and 930 p.m. Eastern Time. You can stream that. Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com or on our Instagram link in bio. You can buy tickets up to Showtime. Watch it for a week after. It's a big party in there.
It's a lot of comments and it's like a chat room and stuff. So it's really fun. Thanks to everybody who came last night. And we'll see you then. Also, if you want this video recap, you can get videos. Also, bonus episodes. This week was a Love Island cast video.
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Chapter 2: How does the reunion set impact the cast's dynamics?
But Jason has. Why is this here? And people are like, it's necessary. It's a clock. It needs to be here. And you're like, shut it up.
And then right when you start to relax, it's like, here's my theory. For Jason's first apartment, he didn't know what he was doing. So his mom came in and said, okay, I'm going to furnish this apartment for you. But the mom put in all like mom's touches, which is like furniture that is just like mom furniture. I say this because I remember my parents did this to my brother's apartment.
And so like, it was like a very nice dining room table, but it was like, you know, more antique-y like, et cetera. And I feel like his mom did that. And then for every apartment since then, he just carried the same furniture over. And then when they merged households, he's like, well, I got to keep the grandfather clock because my mom bought that for me at my first apartment.
I feel like he has carried over furniture energy. Just as you say, Janet has like grandfather clock energy. I also see him as someone who would... bring a grandfather clock from place to place and have attachments.
I think that's Janice Mamaw's clock. We'll get to the bottom of it. But you know what? If you're in a couple where people can't figure out which one of you is the grandfather clock person, you're probably very well matched. Yeah. Like either one of you could be the grandfather clock person at that point. Yeah. Yeah. So good for them. OK, back to this show.
OK, so Lake sees Michaels and she's like, do you have some words to say today? And he's like, I have some I have something to read. OK, Michaels. OK, great. Michaels coming in. You know, I would think that Michaels would watch this season and be like, you know what? I'm going to come into this and I'm just going to like try and be nice.
I've been kind of an asshole, and I've screamed at a lot of women this season. I'm going to really come in and just be humble. Instead, he's like, I'm going to wear a choker scarf, and I'm going to read a bitch.
I think he thinks he's a little bit more fabulous than he is, unfortunately. I think he thinks Sodot Gay has a lot more eyeballs than it has.
Yeah.
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Chapter 3: What controversies arise regarding Molly's job performance?
It's like, yeah, like, I'm smart. I show grace. I'm a bad bitch.
Okay. That's great. And, yeah, I love her. She's great. Okay, Joe, who planned your outfit today? Chad GPT or Maddie? Actually, my suit, like, I was going to pick didn't fit. So I'm wearing Michael's Talks from the GLAAD Awards.
Wow. Wow. Yeah, well, you were in my talks last year for the reunion, so I think this year, I think like every year we're just going to switch off.
I was... Was I not the only one who was like, how does Joe fit into Michael's place? I don't know, because isn't Michael's like 10 feet taller than Joe? Michael's is like...
michaels is yeah he is huge we saw him at bravo con i'm sure many of you guys are very tall man he's tall he's wide he's like a tall muscular guy he's like big and like joe's just more like he's not small but like i just would not have thought that those were two people who could easily interchange yes there you go so um then we talked to maddie it's 12 years of sobriety
a year for each step. And she's like, yeah, it's my birthday. So they applaud her and she's going to go pick up a chip later today. Is it that easy? I guess you wouldn't have to prove anything. It's not like, show your ID. Give me a blood prick to prove it. You can just go in and be like, hey, I'm in New York. Hey guys, I don't know any of you, but I've been sober for 12 years.
Like, oh my God, here's the golden chip. I love free things. Maybe I'll go in there.
Yeah, get a chip.
Get your chip.
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Chapter 4: How do the cast members respond to the reunion's emotional moments?
We just want Zach Stacks to cover all your needs. Yeah. If you're going to go camping, Zach Stacks.
Wow. Wow. I'm dying to know. What's the biggest tip each of you have gotten, TJ? We already know yours is Michael's. Anyone else?
And I'm like, well, I mean, it's like, well, I sold like a $10,000 bottle of champagne. And then there's like autocrat on that. That stands for auto gratuity. And then they like chipped on top. And then like, that was probably like a $3,500 chip. So they were great. It doesn't really, we actually don't care.
This is just to tee up the following question, which is what type of tip did the WAN give you, Joe?
Molly's like, I think he gave her the tip.
Yeah, Molly, that was the... She just gave me eggs and bacon, actually. That was the tip.
Hola, Francie! Emmy, you said you'd been written up at work once. What was that for? And she's like, oh, my God, what was it for? I remembered I called the police after, and I was traumatized on the bathroom floor.
Fuck! It was no call, no show. Don't you remember no call, no show from last season? No call, no show. No call, no show. And we see the no call, no show. And Michael's like, yeah, no call, no show. So then Andy's like, okay, well, who else here has been written up? And Molly's like, I've been written up once. And I'm like, girl, you've been written up three times while I was a manager.
So not just once, okay?
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Chapter 5: What emotional struggles does Maddie face regarding Trevor?
How do you sit with the level of emotion that Maddie still has surrounding Trevor, Joe?
It's not about Trevor, Andy. Okay. And Justin's like, feels like it is. Justin, you just got here.
Hey, for the amount of times I had to see that motherfucker's name in the comments, people like talking like that. She saw it's like feeling like that's like an insecurity for me. But then I wake up and I realized that like, she doesn't give a fuck about him. She loves me. The man in Michael's jacket.
Um, so, uh, Matt is like, whatever. Like, it's not about Trevor. Okay. And Joe's like, well, I'm not a jealous person, but, like, you hear it over and over again, okay? Like, what am I supposed to know? Okay, who here thinks Maddie's not over Trevor? Anyone? Justin's like, well, I get that vibe when I see you talking about it. It kind of turns me on.
Chapter 6: How does Joe's jealousy impact his relationship with Maddie?
michael's like of course it's you and emmy's like you don't even know her justin's like yeah it's just my opinion on it i mean it's easy to admit that you have like feelings whatever no no whatever you're not even here justin i don't know what your issue is with me justin like i'm sorry i'm not you're like you know in your vanilla villa chat vanilla villa and he's like what
And Leva's like, what the fuck is Vanilla Villa? And I'm like, oh, it's the group chat. It's on the other side. And it's called Vanilla Villa.
I don't know. I named it. I'm not allowed to. Will said I should not comment on Vanilla Villa. They told me to change it. They didn't really like the name White People Warehouse.
I was going to go for Scared in the Bathroom for my life. So Joe is like, well, I think the fact that Joe feels insecure about it says something about it. So, you know, but he's like, you're getting really defensive, dude. Yeah, you're getting really defensive. Yeah. So then Justin's like, yeah, why does Joe feel insecure about it? And Maddie's like, okay, you know what?
I'm defensive because I've had to fight for myself and it's not been believed. And he's like, yeah, he's constantly had to hear about Maddie's ex.
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Chapter 7: What accusations are made about Maddie's behavior?
It's a lot. TJ's like, well, Maddie, what do you need for us to drop this and move on?
Maybe drop it and move on instead of everybody bringing it up every time she's on the screen. Like, seriously. I love that she didn't bring it up. They brought it up. She's like, oh, God, we're talking about this again. They're like, what do you need for us to drop this? To fucking drop it.
How many carpets can I vacuum for you for you to drop this? Yeah. Because I can do a lot.
If you're going to drop this, could you drop it on my rug? I need something to vacuum.
She's like, okay, I forgive, but I don't forget. Okay. Mia's like, okay, well, that doesn't seem very forgiving. Okay, Maddie, I am curious. And I was like, no, I wasn't in the group chat. Okay, I wasn't. Okay, Maddie, please. I don't like it when you put your hand in my face. I'm trying to tell you that.
But I'm curious if you've reached out to Trevor since finding out that he didn't cheat on you. No. No. And I have no idea what he's doing in his life. So then Emmy's like, Oh, everybody else does. I love it.
And he's like, he reached out to me and she goes, what? And Michael's like, yeah. And I saw him at a restaurant in Charleston. They're like, yeah, I got a new car. Yeah. I moved to France. He moved to France. Yeah. He's got 10 children, 10 children. I run to community theater.
What of mimes?
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Chapter 8: How does the group react to Emmy's comments about safety?
It is France after all. so joe is like is he doing pedicabs in french and i mean no he just wanted i thought that was so funny is he doing pedicabs in france he's like and because he just wanted to be freed of the false cheating rumor allegations yeah nothing says guilt like innocent until like this guy i'm sorry you have to move to france avoid the allegations of cheating
That means it was a bit too real. Sorry.
But it's also with his parents.
Because they're like, yeah, he went to France with his parents. He had to leave the country to get away from all the alligator. I'm sure his parents were like, we're going to France. You want to come? He's like, fuck yeah, I do. I drive people around on a bike. Yes, I want to come.
I can't imagine this guy being in France. First of all, I apologize already to France for this guy. But like...
i just can't imagine him like just engaging with french people they're just probably like the french are like why did we give them statue trying to encourage them to hold their arm up please put your arm down i know seriously we're exporting the wrong things so um yeah he left the country and maddie's like oh my god like i would too after what you guys put him through okay i would leave the country too and
uh so andy's like okay uh connor uh connor from connor's swaner says maddie you never actually apologized to brad for starting the blowjob rumor in the alleyway is that true and uh maddie's like well i mean look i saw you with a girl that wasn't your girlfriend in the back alley of republic And OK, it was inappropriate exchange. So I went to the girl that you went on two dates with at the time.
And I said, so is my girlfriend or a girl I went on two dates with? And she's like, Kayla. And so we see Kayla. And she came up to me, a Republican, asked me a feel on Brad. And like usually like I'll lay it out there. So I was like, protect your heart. And that's all I said. Like, you know, I never told her about what I saw or anything like that. But there was nothing to see.
We were walking.
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