John C. Reilly

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318 appearances 6 recordings 6 series first heard Mar 2025 last heard 24 Jun

John C. Reilly’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 5 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 4.

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SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma · UNCUT | John C. Reilly Doesn't Like Food Videos · 6 Mar 2025 podcast

Give me another one.

You know why? Because I was walking my baby the other day, and she was sleeping. And then Mr. pulled up, and she woke up and started crying. And then I'm dealing with a freaking leaf blower guy. I'm dealing with a freaking crying baby.

Oh, God, you're so frazzled. Am I frazzled? Yeah, you fucking were late almost. I mean, we've spent 20 minutes fiddling with this recording software. Who would have thought podcasting was such a difficult thing?

No, you're not frazzled, but I don't know what's happening. I think it might be because I've been listening to Dave Blunt all day. I'm feeling frazzled.

What would be your rating? I mean, it's a very good song. It's called Out the Hospital. First day out the hospital, which you can imagine the kind of frazzled energy one might have if they were leaving the hospital. And it was their first day. It was their first day out. I mean, the first lyric in the song is, I was hooked up to the oxygen when I sat down on that stage.

Stupid bitch trying to clout change. Had to cut her off. She a lame. Don't give a fuck about Isabel because she only want me for the fame. Those are the first lyrics of the song.

She's definitely real. I mean, she's definitely, Dave Blunt is incredible. Yeah. He should be celebrated. Like, I don't know why he's not celebrated. Well, we celebrate him. I mean, this is, I mean, the lyrics to the song, he's talking about someone named Can-Can. I don't know who Can-Can is, but he says, and Can-Can talking shit, but I heard he like lady boys. Oh.

And then he said, yeah, can-can fuck with transgenders. He might be a gay n-word. He might be the type to find out she a man and stay with her. And when they hear the song, they're going to say I'm homophobic. But can-can fuck with ladyboys, I just think he should own it. It's a positive message.

He's saying that Can Can, if Can Can likes ladyboys, he should scream it from the rooftops. Right, right. Rather than hide, like do it in secret, which I agree with Dave Blount.

Well, no, I think in Thailand, they call them ladyboys.

america i guess you can say whatever you want but i mean i was not thinking about it as a slur i was just repeating lyrics from someone i respect deeply yeah dave blunts do you remember when we first heard of dave blunts yeah of course yeah i mean i heard i discovered him and i sent him to you that's true you were you were first on it but i think young rami was on it first actually and he was like yeah everyone knows who dave blunts is

I think you have to put that mic directly in front of your mouth like a dick.

Move the mic, not your face. Don't move your face. Move the mic.

You should talk into the top of the mic like it's a big fat cock. Like this? Nope. No? Other direction, buddy. Oh, like this? Into the top, yes. That would be the top. But now you're on mute because you pressed the button.

I don't know why we bought these mics.

They put way too much tech.

So this John C. Reilly episode.

Quite funny. It was funny. I think it's quite funny.

I mean, that part was crazy. Yeah. When he called me Shareem, I was shook. But because, as you've seen on many emails that we're CC'd on, people have a very... My name is not complicated. No. But I get Kareem, Shareem, Fareem, Kareem. I mean, you've seen the emails.

Krem is sick, though. Krem is sick. The other ones are crazy. Shareem is crazy. The fact that John C. Reilly thought that Shareem was a name... is literally crazy.

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