John C. Reilly

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318 appearances 6 recordings 6 series first heard Mar 2025 last heard 24 Jun

John C. Reilly’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma · UNCUT | John C. Reilly Doesn't Like Food Videos · 6 Mar 2025 podcast

I don't think I could be a Shurim. I don't think Shurim's a real name, but you know what the best part of the Shurim episode is? What? I'm sure a lot of the watchers caught that part, right? They were like, haha, they called him Shurim.

But do you think that the people that are listening to the show caught it? Yeah, I think so. Well, let me tell you something. John C. Reilly texted me days later. I'm going to read his text verbatim because he also realized that he called me Shereen. And he texted me days later and he said, this is verbatim his text, John C. Reilly. He said, hey, Kareem. That's a good sign. Yeah.

He said, Hey, Kareem, it's John Riley. Thanks again for having me on the subway. I hope what I said was funny and not just an old white man bitching about things. Haha. Anyways, I'm also haunted by the fact that I called you Shereen at one point. I misheard someone call you that and just went with it anyways. Anyway, man, all the best. And I said, ha, ha, ha, ha, no worries, man. It was super fun.

And I believe it was actually Harim, but it's going to be a great episode. And I actually didn't know if it was Harim or Sharim. And then he said, it may have sounded like Harim, but it was Sharim, much to my everlasting cringe. And then we went back and forth and he said that he was haunted by it for days. This was like five days later.

I mean, the fact that he has been thinking about it, thought about it for so long, and then took the time out of his busy schedule to apologize, I think that's a nice gesture.

I think he just realized at one point. I think he realized at one point And you know when you realize something and you're in bed and you're like, I just did a bad thing. It's me thinking about the beginning of this episode when I said ladyboys. It's the same concept. Now I'm thinking about it minutes later and I'm like, was that a bad thing to say? Even though I was not saying it.

I was just reading someone's lyrics. But that's probably going to haunt me. When this episode comes out, it's going to haunt me that I said ladyboys. Don't be haunted. Haunted is aggressive. Even though you can say ladyboys. You can say ladyboys. Yeah, if you're reading it. Anyways...

he also dropped um inshallah when in my in my chat with him oh i was gonna say i didn't see that in the episode i said it's all good man don't sweat it at all thank you for cleansing your soul and reaching out and then he said inshallah thanks for taking it with good humor oh so that just means he's down I think he's down to clown. Yeah, he's down. He's down. I mean, here's the thing.

That episode, I was a little shook because I thought he was going to be a goofy lad, and that's probably because my favorite John C. Reilly films are when he's a silly lad. But what I realized very quickly is that he's just a very serious actor, and he's a good actor, but he's such a good actor that he can act the silliest. But he's not silly.

No, he's very serious. He's not a bit guy. He doesn't do bits. What was he like when the cameras were off? He was serious.

don't even know dude we were talking about I mean I kept making mistake after mistake I was like my favorite movie stepbrothers I love it and he was like oh he got kind of offended by that I don't know if he was offended I mean he's a broad he's a serious actor I think he I think I think he's just a very talented person and he's a sensitive artist and I think that if I was him and I was a very serious good actor I

I would also be pissed if everyone thought that I was great in Step Brothers and then ignored everything else I'd ever done. You know what I mean? It's like me being known for Subway takes.

I don't want to be Subway guy. Yeah. I don't like when I'm in the street and somebody goes, Subway takes. I would rather have them say my name.

That's... Well, you're also not bringing up the fact that he's a pedophile, which I think is really weird.

You brought up the weight loss before you brought up that. I did bring up the weight loss.

Subway, my parents didn't used to let me go to Subway when I was young.

No, they were just like, it's a sandwich.

You don't have honey mustard at home.

What are top? Yeah, but when you go when you make like when you go to subway right, you probably get the same thing every time. Yeah. You're not like, oh, I'm going to get the meatball sub today. I've never tried that. You have a sandwich that you get. Same with Jimmy John's.

Turkey Tom? You a Turkey Tom?

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