Bobby Is the Michelin Man
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What happened during Bobby's late-night strip club visit?
Ja, ich habe noch nie getestet.
Let's get in there, bud. Let's get in there, bud. I went to the Sherman Oaks Spearmint Rhino last night. At like one in the morning. I was so lonely. I was sitting, I was watching, you know how I keep watching Great British Break Off? So good. So I was season 8 again, right? And I'm like, I know who gets, you know, every episode I know who gets, you know what I mean, the star baker, I know who gets, you know what I mean, let go, I know who gets the handshake. I was sitting there and my penis was out. At Great British Break Off? No, I was watching it, I was just naked. Yeah. And I'm sitting there slumped over watching it and going, Yeah, I'm going. You gotta go. I went in there and there was only four people working. It's almost as if it was not even open.
Was it at 4pm when you went?
No, it was 1 in the morning I said. You don't listen, do you guys? I've been at 4pm before. I can't tell you why. Why? What do you mean why? What are you doing at 4pm in a strip club? About 20 years ago there was a group of comics, male comics, that would go on lunch runs. Oh yeah, Lunch Runs to the Trip Club. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we would go on Lunch Runs. They got good wings. Good wings, yeah. I love the prime rib. You know what I mean? When they're naked up there and you're eating prime rib, dude. Oh my God. There is nothing better than seeing a nice pair of boobs and having potatoes au gratin. Yeah. With a little bit of filet, a little filet on the side. Yeah. But last night I went and I literally was like, I just left. Wie viel Geld verwendest du, wenn du... Ich glaube, ich habe 200 Dollar mit den Tickets gekostet. Und ich habe nicht mal die Frauen gesehen, sondern ich habe sie auf der Bühne gesehen. Und ich habe mich überlegt, oh, das ist nicht gut. Nicht gut. Ja, also bin ich zurück in den Auto gegangen.
Wie viele Tickets hast du? 20 oder Singles? Warum? Du denkst, ich bin teuer? Nein, große Tickets. Nein, aber ich tue viele Singles. Oh, du tust Singles. Also ich tue etwa 40 Dollar Singles in einem Tänzer. Gib ihm dann 20. Ja. Yeah, but I want them to know that there's more coming. If you throw out a 20 and then that's what they do, you're like, oh, you can't go past that. So if you go 12, right, and then you look at them and go... Then they go, what? In their eyes, right? And I go, you want more? Right? A little more? Dann machen sie das und ich sage, es sind noch zwei. Und dann legen sie den Kopf hinter den Kopf.
What are the podcast sponsors and how do they support the show?
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Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.
What's Yagsi Yabor? Yagsi Yabor is my friend. He's from Israel and he's dead. Oh man. I'm just improvising. That's not a bad thing. That has nothing to do with the conflict. Yagsi Yabor, you are like your funny hat. Jag see ya more. Where have you been? You're gone for a while. You don't answer your phone. Jag see ya more. Jag see ya more. I love the sand in your eyes. Yaxi, Yabor.
Yaxi, Yabor. Yaxi, Yabor.
Your green card got denied.
Yaxi, Yabor. Yaxi, Yabor. Yaxi, Yabor. Where are your arms now? Yaxi, Yabor. Yaxi, Yabor. Yaxi, Yabor. The yard bone is gone.
See?
Yeah.
Oh, you! Chicken! Yay! That's good.
Chicken?
Yeah, yeah. Let's go science, though. You! Bollicules! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Math. Go! Da Vinci's Code! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wir sind dran. Schock mich, Alter. Schock dich mit was? Schock mich mit was. Was meinst du? Gib mir noch einen. Ja, verdammte Entschärfung. Nein. Nein? Nein, ich will nicht über Carlos' Examen hören. Ja, ja. Ich ging zum Arzt. Er sagte, ich muss von Leuten wie Carlos wegstehen. Das sagte der Arzt. Ja. Er sagte, ein großer Fan des Shows. Schau den Podcast. Bleib von Carlos weg. Weil er noch nie einen Tetanus-Schuss gehabt hat. Ja. In Jahren. Du bist auf.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened during Bobby's late-night strip club visit?
2:26–5:57
2
Why does Bobby dislike musicals and what are his thoughts on the movie Grease?
5:57–10:37
3
What are Bobby and Andrew's views on redhead heroes in movies?
10:37–28:58
4
Is there really an underground city beneath the Giza Pyramids?
28:58
5
How does Bobby describe his experience meeting Bong Joon Ho and his friends?
17:33–29:18
6
What is the significance of power dynamics in friendship and social situations?
29:18
7
How does Bobby explain his celibate lifestyle and social media dating experiences?
13:17
8
What are the podcast sponsors and how do they support the show?
0:00–1:23:53