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Bad Friends

Bobby Is the Michelin Man

Mon, 21 Apr 2025

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Chapter 1: What happened during Bobby's late-night strip club visit?

146.193 - 147.553 Unknown

Ja, ich habe noch nie getestet.

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148.987 - 167.855 Bobby Lee

Let's get in there, bud. Let's get in there, bud. I went to the Sherman Oaks Spearmint Rhino last night. At like one in the morning. I was so lonely. I was sitting, I was watching, you know how I keep watching Great British Break Off? So good. So I was season 8 again, right?

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167.915 - 189.397 Bobby Lee

And I'm like, I know who gets, you know, every episode I know who gets, you know what I mean, the star baker, I know who gets, you know what I mean, let go, I know who gets the handshake. I was sitting there and my penis was out. At Great British Break Off? No, I was watching it, I was just naked. Yeah. And I'm sitting there slumped over watching it and going, Yeah, I'm going. You gotta go.

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189.457 - 196.059 Bobby Lee

I went in there and there was only four people working. It's almost as if it was not even open.

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196.119 - 197.6 Johnny Yang

Was it at 4pm when you went?

197.62 - 206.002 Bobby Lee

No, it was 1 in the morning I said. You don't listen, do you guys? I've been at 4pm before. I can't tell you why.

206.063 - 206.303 Bobby Lee

Why?

206.343 - 208.223 Bobby Lee

What do you mean why?

208.263 - 210.444 Bobby Lee

What are you doing at 4pm in a strip club?

Chapter 2: Why does Bobby dislike musicals and what are his thoughts on the movie Grease?

357.097 - 379.174 Bobby Lee

Ja, du musst manchmal arbeiten. Es ist schwer, auf einem Stadion zu holen. They get the sweeper out. You ever seen the little sweeper? Yeah. What's the last time you went? I went to, I went, we went to Bandon Dunes with a bunch of buddies to go on the golf trip. And I went to this, look at the, watch how wild this is. Go to Bachelors Inn. No, no, no. Right. Type in Bachelors Inn. Coos Bay.

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379.214 - 387.46 Bobby Lee

C-O-O-S. Coos Bay. Look at this fucking joint. Look at the parking. Look at the photos outside. Just get the outside of it. Just look at the outside of it.

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387.5 - 394.465 Bobby Lee

Wow. Wow. It's either there's a strip club or they're making like lamp fixtures in a factory.

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394.565 - 395.105 Bobby Lee

Look at that photo.

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395.125 - 396.026 Bobby Lee

You never know.

396.066 - 398.347 Bobby Lee

Look at that. You think somebody's ever been murdered there?

398.587 - 400.689 Bobby Lee

Do you remember the dark night?

401.329 - 405.832 Bobby Lee

Do you remember the dark night? This was my dark night. That was your dark night, yeah. That was one of my darkest nights.

405.852 - 408.094 Bobby Lee

You know, sometimes there was like different... Remember the Joker?

Chapter 3: What are Bobby and Andrew's views on redhead heroes in movies?

637.01 - 637.691 Bobby Lee

American Pie.

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637.751 - 638.492 Bobby Lee

American Graffiti.

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638.572 - 639.874 Bobby Lee

Real. American Graffiti.

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640.855 - 643.058 Bobby Lee

American Honora. It's not what it's called.

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643.078 - 661.47 Bobby Lee

It's not what it's called, buddy. Hier ist mein Ding damit. Ich verstehe, was du sagst. Ja, es war echt, weil sie echte Leute genommen haben. Aber das wird in der Aktivität oft gezeigt. Ja. Ja, es ist unangenehm. Ich will nicht Leute auf der Straße sehen, die nicht arbeiten können. Du hast Künstlerinnen und Künstler, dann hast du normale Leute. Und dann sind sie so, ist das nicht großartig?

661.49 - 664.372 Bobby Lee

Und es ist so, ich weiß nicht, hire jemanden, der, ich weiß nicht.

665.052 - 678.517 Bobby Lee

There's a lot of movies that people have seen that tell me to watch it. Yeah. And I've never seen it. I just don't feel right. I don't feel right. Like, I've never seen... I swear to God, I bought it. Broback Mountain.

678.557 - 679.657 Unknown

What? That's such a lie.

679.717 - 681.858 Bobby Lee

I swear, I've never seen Broback Mountain. I swear to God.

Chapter 4: Is there really an underground city beneath the Giza Pyramids?

Chapter 5: How does Bobby describe his experience meeting Bong Joon Ho and his friends?

1053.591 - 1054.711 Bobby Lee

Oh, here we go.

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1054.731 - 1064.077 Bobby Lee

No, no, it's good. You do it really well, though. Tell me like... I think I know what you're talking about. Say you hate cheesecake. Be like, I hate cheesecake.

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1064.177 - 1066.759 Bobby Lee

I don't like cheesecake. No, just say it like you do it.

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1068.217 - 1088.073 Bobby Lee

Like you. I don't like cheesecake. That's because you've never had the best cheesecake. You don't know about cheesecake. People like you. You do that. Where like immediately the opposite side, you just... Give me one example when I did that. You just did it. Tell me. Go back. You go out there to see if I do bad. I've never ever done that. I would never. Yeah, I wouldn't.

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1088.113 - 1090.095 Bobby Lee

You go out there and you go like this. You go, do bad.

1090.155 - 1111.632 Bobby Lee

Every time I go out there though, there's always a hot woman. die entweder aus der Schuhe kommen und zu mir kommen und immer sagen, ja, dein Junge ist heiß. Ist es eine Frau auf Geburtstag? Was meinst du? Ist es eine Frau auf Geburtstag? Nein, das sind wirklich traditionelle Frauen. Traditionelle? Aus dem christlichen Sinn. They cook and they clean?

1111.692 - 1124.844 Bobby Lee

In the Christian sense, that they are beautiful women. Probably 30 or 40 times in my life they've said, your boy is hot and you've never gotten that from me, so fuck off. That's not true. Name me one example when a girl goes, I think your boy is hot.

1124.904 - 1131.85 Bobby Lee

Oh girl, well no, okay. We have a lot of guys that like you though. The amount of men that have a crush on you is staggering.

1131.93 - 1138.234 Bobby Lee

I can tell by my Facebook. I'm on a Facebook, you know what I mean? Dating thing. You know how Facebook is a dating thing?

Chapter 6: What is the significance of power dynamics in friendship and social situations?

Chapter 7: How does Bobby explain his celibate lifestyle and social media dating experiences?

Chapter 8: What are the podcast sponsors and how do they support the show?

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21.732 - 22.953 Andrew Santino

Who are these two idiots?

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23.714 - 32.101 Juicy

A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.

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32.121 - 48.636 Bobby Lee

What's Yagsi Yabor? Yagsi Yabor is my friend. He's from Israel and he's dead. Oh man. I'm just improvising. That's not a bad thing. That has nothing to do with the conflict. Yagsi Yabor, you are like your funny hat.

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50.018 - 61.589 Bobby Lee

Jag see ya more. Where have you been? You're gone for a while. You don't answer your phone. Jag see ya more.

61.629 - 68.665 Bobby Lee

Jag see ya more. I love the sand in your eyes. Yaxi, Yabor.

68.705 - 72.847 Andrew Santino

Yaxi, Yabor. Yaxi, Yabor.

72.967 - 75.829 Fancy

Your green card got denied.

75.849 - 93.48 Andrew Santino

Yaxi, Yabor. Yaxi, Yabor. Yaxi, Yabor. Where are your arms now? Yaxi, Yabor. Yaxi, Yabor. Yaxi, Yabor. The yard bone is gone.

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