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Bad Friends

Bobby's Break Up Tips

24 Feb 2025

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0.309 - 1.77 Jasmine

You two are bad friends.

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1.89 - 2.91 Andrew Santino

Who are these two idiots?

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3.531 - 11.655 Jasmine

A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.

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12.836 - 15.337 Chris Distefano

Let's complain to the guys in the booth about this.

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15.537 - 35.111 Bobby Lee

Or maybe go up on stage. You know what I mean? Uh-huh. We have work ethic. You know, you don't. And stop complaining then. You know, it's your generation, dude. I mean, we're gritty, dude. We are very gritty. Yeah, we click, click, right? You know what that is? Click, click.

35.311 - 36.032 Fancy

What's that?

36.052 - 60.408 Bobby Lee

My checking work. I'm checking in the work at the factory. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Did you hear that? Click, click, right? And then you go, hello, Supervisor Monroe. They go, hello there, you know what I mean? Lineman. Look at this. What are you doing? Why do you have that? That's Andrew's seat. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, yeah. It sucks. Oh, it sucks. You want to switch? No, no, no.

60.468 - 81.308 Bobby Lee

It's what Andrew likes. Anyway, you click, click, click. Opens up his butt. Okay. I know. He has back aches. Oh, my God. He has a spinal disc. What a gay little boy. He has a gay disc. He has a little gay disc in his back. He's a gay. They're dismantled. What a crybaby, huh? He really is. What if he hit his head on the toilet, remember? Yeah. Like a crybaby. How'd he hit his head on the toilet?

81.328 - 104.543 Bobby Lee

He got all woozy. Like, ooh, I'm redheaded. I get woozy. You know what I mean? He falls over. With a nerd swing. Ooh, this is so good. Wait, what's mine? The Vietnamese one. What's yours? A white man's one. Mine is... Dude, dude. Because Andrew's not here, you're going to... I like it. Yeah. What'd he say? I can't do this today, man. I'm so tired.

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