He's a Rat!
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends. Finally, I saw an eye doctor today. What did the doc say? We took a bunch of tests. Yeah, like what, like A, B, F, Q? No, he said there was one word called hovum. Hovum, yeah.
What happened during the eye doctor's visit?
Yeah, yeah. He goes, what does that say? There, it said hotovuv. Yeah, hotovuv, yeah, yeah. And I go, I'm blagmin. I'm blagmin. Yeah, yeah, and he goes, that's way off, right? Both eyes. Then he scanned the interterial of where all the like- That's only an Asian thing. Cells. That's only an Asian thing. Yeah, I know. They don't have to do that for us. You know what the cells are? They're squinty. The cells were squinty, dude. Even the cells under microscope are squinting around. Oh, what are we doing? Wait, get that test up and let me see if we can do it. Ready, Bob? Yeah. I already know. Okay. Okay. Well, that's not. Do the other one you just had. There it is. This one. Okay. What are you going to do? No, I want to. Well, I'm closer.
Your eyes are way better than mine. No, I just want to see what line you can get down to. So the first. From here. No, one, two, and three are fine.
How does the discussion shift to health and wellness?
Do the fourth line. Fourth line down. T-H-V-O-H-T-O-V. Next one. Here we go. H-V-T-O-T-V-H-V-T-O. Great, next one. Now I'm done. Q-2-N. No, Q-O. It's O again. I mean, the letters are the same in every single one. Oh, okay. My point is, is that... And the bottom one, can you do that one? I can't do the bottom one. V-O-T-H-T-O. Wow. Wow. That one's teeny tiny from here. But the doctor said, you have- You have long distance. He's got little Asian eyes. I love that song. You have long distance. And he goes, I want to show you something. It's a miracle. And I go, what is it? He goes, walk outside with me. So he was Asian, by the way. He's like, can I get a picture? He was Asian, by the way. And he goes, look over there. What do you see?
I go, I don't know, nothing. And he put these glasses on me. I go- Like, literally, I saw nothing, and he put the glasses on. This is across the street. I saw trees. You act like this is crazy science. It's just glasses. I know, but I've never had them before. And then... This is like when babies get cochlear implants. I know. And they can hear... So what I'm saying is that... 19... What is that? Glasses were invented in 1268. They've been around. I know. I haven't caught up yet. Okay. But when you... Because I'm... Dude, since the 13th century, we've had glasses.
What humorous insights are shared about cruises?
I know, I know. There's an Asian guy wearing them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've been wearing them for years. Yeah, yeah. That's amazing. So I'm getting, I don't know what they're called, but I'm getting the distance one. Oh, you know, all my cool glasses I wear. Yeah. I'm getting both lenses. Prescriptions. Yeah. The top is going to be long distance and the bottom is going to be so I can read up front. Yeah. Oh, so you really, you'll be data. You'll be actually be data. I'll be data. But it's so funny. After I took the glasses off, everything seemed blurry. So right now everything seems blurry. So maybe I can't see. Well, did they do the drops in your eyes? No. Wait, don't they do that? They dilate your eyes? Dude, let me just say something to you because I'm not in the best mood and I'd like to say something to everyone, not you, to this theory, okay?
I don't do drop eye. Okay? I went to- You have drop eye. I have drop eye. You don't do drop eye. I don't do drop eye. I have drop eye. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So why can't you read them?
No, I'm saying- Dude, you take it. You know what? Unbutton one more button. Yeah, yeah. Unbutton one more button. Unbutton one more, you little porgy. With a didgeridoo shirt. I don't know what to call it. That's a didgeridoo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, let me just say something. Why don't you unbutton one more button? All right. So I went to, I called my assistant and I said, I don't want, I want future shit. Oh, yeah, yeah. So they had me in a lab with machinery. Yeah. And you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Give me what NASA does. Yeah, that's what NASA did.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–0:21
2
What happened during the eye doctor's visit?
0:21–1:03
3
How does the discussion shift to health and wellness?
1:03–2:36
4
What humorous insights are shared about cruises?
2:36–29:55
5
What are the challenges of being a tour manager?
29:55–30:12
6
How do comedic bits impact relationships among friends?
30:12–30:27
7
What is the significance of honesty in friendships?
30:27–30:47
8
How do personal dynamics affect working relationships?
30:47–1:00:18