Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
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What was the worst part of the Duck Dynasty trip to Scotland?
I'm going to Bucky's tomorrow night. I've just decided. Yeah, to Bucky's again, boys. We're going to Six Flags on Saturday. Six Flags.
Arrow, Texas.
Hey, hold on. Do you remember when you... How many times did you go to Six Flags as a kid? Probably twice. That's it?
Yeah, once to Dallas and once... Three times.
$25.
That's... Oh, now. What was holding us back, man? Hey. Just get a side job.
$25 is a lot different back then. Well, yeah, but... $25 back in was like four hours of work.
I ain't doing it.
He said, I ain't. Anyway. Oh, what are we? Oh, we're rolling. You were rolling on that, huh? Welcome back.
Rolling, rolling, rolling. Keep them doggies going. Goblin must spend a lot of time alone.
No, he's not. Every time I see Goblin, he's got somebody fishing with him. Oh, yeah. GoblinGuys.com.
I'm going to have to get Goblin like a Photoshop thing. That way, when you're taking pictures at that boat ramp, we can put you anywhere.
I don't care whether you see me.
I know you don't. But for the rest of us that don't get to go every day. My favorite part is I can follow along with Galvin, like with my logs that I kept from fishing. I look at the ramp, I'm like, yeah, it makes sense. You just go back and look and fish. They do the same thing the same time every year. They kind of doing it weird this year though. That's just because you dare every day.
Weird water, weird water. Weird weather.
But I've been on water before and lightning come by. Mm-hmm. And I mean, your hair on your hands and arms and head.
Yeah. I've watched it pick my.
That's when I said, hey, crank it over.
When you know it's close is when it picks your line up off the water. that's when you're like all right yep nope we're good we're good yeah you just let go of everything yeah drop everything we gotta go it will it'll take your line and like lift it up off the water it's crazy we used to have a we used to have a light uh uh fishing rod up in the honey hole that somebody was fishing with they got hit by lightning and they gave it to y'all yeah but then they took it back at some point that's pretty yeah probably when i died I mean, I'd have put that in my casket. You didn't get me the first time, but I'm taking you with me, son.
That is weird. The kid, Al, was on Phil's property. Al was over there leaning against a fence post. I mean, way over there, and the lightning hit it way over there. It slapped him off of that post.
Who, Al?
Al. Really? Look, he was touching the wood part. He wasn't touching the metal. That thing hit that fence.
And popped. That's way worse than peeing on an electric fence.
And it slapped him and I flipped him.
I've only been electrocuted one time and I said, I ain't never doing that again. Every kid that was in computer class was mad at me because they had to start over on all their work because it got deleted. Yeah, and my teacher said, I thought you were the student that was going to be dead. That's right. Like the first one to die in the classroom on me. And I was like, well, I didn't. But I shook up. I was pale. You don't mess with it no more, do you? I don't even have wall sockets in my home. Covered them all up.
It's just 110 too. Imagine if you got hit with 220. Yeah. No, it hurt. 220, you'd be telling a different story. Yeah, they'd bury you. Your three kids would probably be adopted.
Yeah, the kids would be telling a story. Dad wouldn't be there. I was only 15 when I did it. It was dumb.
Did you get any superpowers? A lot of times when people do that, they like fly.
You would think it would have made me be able to sit still, but that actually is why all the people that say John David can't sit still and moves too much, that's actually why I'm nervous I'm going to get shocked.
Well, at least you're charged up on life.
I'm ready. I've got a full battery.
You've got a full charge, boy. Yeah, he's ready to go. God, when you ever been bit? No, never. Well, I mean, I have.
Unfortunately, I have.
Trying to unhook that electric fence or something.
No.
I mean, depending on how quick you are. It'll give you a joke. The good thing is you do it when you're a kid, when you got a good arch and string. So, like, you can get away from it. Like, if Si tried to do it right now, he'd be it, son. Oh, see, yeah, it'd just, you know. He'd have to stay on the other side of the pit. Well, he'd have to straddle it, you know, more. Like, but.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What was the worst part of the Duck Dynasty trip to Scotland?
0:07–6:34
2
What culinary adventures do the guys explore?
6:34–15:32
3
What are the dangers of fishing during a storm?
15:32–22:00
4
How do you deal with unexpected wildlife encounters?
22:00–24:35
5
What shocking stories do the guys share about electricity?
24:35–52:29
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