Hindu Mussolini’s Vulva Envy | Mahatma Gandhi (Part 3/4)
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What are Gandhi's early political activities in South Africa?
Thank you.
Welcome back, piggos. It's part three of our Gandhi epic. I'm with Horatio Gould. Bloody hell.
Fucking hell, that came out of the hand funny.
He's gone for it.
How did Gandhi's philosophy of Satyagraha evolve?
He's gone for it. He's done a big old Indian googly. Bloody bastard. Part three. You think we're safe in part three?
Yeah. Buried.
What was Gandhi's role during World War I?
Buried. Buried deep. Who's got part one and part two? They go, oh, fucking hell, what's that?
off the hand ready turn that off turn that off not for me uh we are in india though we're back in india gandhi's been in south africa in the 1890s and he's a product of that time and place it's the 90s it's the 90s it's a different time different time there was no phones you know blairite also social media optimism the 90s the end of history the 1890s So Gandhi returns to India, having spent 21 years in South Africa, having supported the British in the Boer War.
And you understandy Gandhi at this point.
I understandy Gandhi.
How did Gandhi's actions lead to the Champaran and Ahmedabad movements?
Gandhi very handy. Gandhi very randy. Gandhi not on Mandy. Now, he's involved in the Boer War, the Zooli uprisings, and a miners' strike. And he has developed his Satyagraha philosophy.
Truth force.
What were the implications of the Amritsar Massacre?
Right, that sounds like a Russell Brand live stream.
Well, this is the long road to Russell Brand.
It is. He's a bit of a gandy. Sexually pervy guy in a fucking bath towel.
Russell Brand could have done with a lot more semen retention.
Yes, that's true.
How did Gandhi's Salt March challenge British authority?
But anyway, back to fucking Russell Bindi. Gandhi returns to India in 1915 and he is now engaged in resistance against the British.
Right, what's happened here?
Anakin has become Darth Vader. he's been corrupted he has he begins when he joins the Indian National Congress which is the leading political party for Indian independence because but this is during the war this is Ireland trying to get into everyone's now now that we're busy it's just fucking can you just wait till we're finished guys all of you all of you this is not the time our weakest they try to take advantage of us I know it's terrible it's terrible as I said they're the empire in Star Wars and we're the British Empire are the brave rebels The Death Star of the Irish Independence Movement.
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The brave soldiers who shot to the Easter Rising is the Ewoks and the X-Wings.
What was the significance of the Gandhi-Irwin Pact?
I love Star Wars. What a great franchise. Yeah, it's brilliant. World War I, Gandhi attempts, again, he's still on our side at this point. Gandhi attempts to recruit non-combatants to join the British forces during World War I. He wants to show the British Empire that young Indians can show their capability to self-govern. It's an error to do that. You're wrong, Gandhi.
How did Gandhi's personal beliefs influence his political strategies?
It's not how colonialism works. Okay, we will use you as your expedient. Yeah. Because from the British perspective, if they're like, brilliant, they're helping us.
Handy Gandhi, until you're not handy Gandhi.
Yeah, exactly. So his friends are not impressed with this, though. With one writing, I was struck to the heart this morning with sorrow to see that you and other Indian friends had offered to serve the English government in this evil war in any way they might demand of you. surely you who would not take up arms even in the cause of your own oppressed people cannot be willing to shed blood in this wicked cause and again it's his contradiction he's non-violent and yet he's getting involved yeah uh but he's doing ambulance shit so he's sort of like a war cuck go on isn't he he's not getting involved but he's sort of he's there he's there he's watching i just want to watch you
No, no, no, I wouldn't be involved.
No, no, no, please, please, please.
You go ahead, though.
So he's standing on the sidelines watching the people fight. Yeah. And, yes, I suppose he's... Is he gaining some sort of spiritual power?
Well, it's all very consistent.
I guess the cuck's semen retention, isn't it?
It's all consistent.
Mm. Oh, the cuck masturbates.
Not always. The self-controlled cuck...
Sometimes there's a level. Well, I suppose actually, as we'll get to the next episode, Gandhi would test himself by watching. What did you just flick across the screen there, Charlie?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are Gandhi's early political activities in South Africa?
0:00–0:21
2
How did Gandhi's philosophy of Satyagraha evolve?
0:21–0:28
3
What was Gandhi's role during World War I?
0:28–1:07
4
How did Gandhi's actions lead to the Champaran and Ahmedabad movements?
1:07–1:22
5
What were the implications of the Amritsar Massacre?
1:22–1:36
6
How did Gandhi's Salt March challenge British authority?
1:36–2:32
7
What was the significance of the Gandhi-Irwin Pact?
2:32–2:54
8
How did Gandhi's personal beliefs influence his political strategies?
2:54–56:38
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