SUPERFLY #57 - More SNL 50 with Sarah Sherman!
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What are the hosts' first gig experiences?
Dana, I'm going to put on lipstick to start.
No, it's chapstick. It's not lipstick, right? I mean, hold it up. It's chapstick. No, it is lipstick. Sorry, it doesn't matter. Yeah, okay. Look.
Kylie Jenner lip kit.
I'll do your word when we read ads. Listen, listen, it's okay. Whatever.
Do I say listen a lot? Yeah. Sickening. Do I really?
No, but my thing is more, David, do you understand? Oh, gross.
That's what I don't listen to. I can't hear it. I can't hear myself.
No, we're working hard. We're dancing for our donuts, man.
Oh, we were going to tell everyone our first big gig together, Fantasy Springs in Palm Springs, right?
Yes, Fantasy Springs in Palm Springs near the Spring Fresh restaurant. The exit is called Springtown.
I wash my pits with Irish Spring, then we go right on stage. And we have to check LPMs. Heather's going to check our laughs per minute just to see how we do because it's a...
it's really going to be a wing thing but i don't know if you're legally allowed to bring your guitar out and kill that hard i might have to i don't know i'm not doing as much stand-up as you i'm terrified of following a guy you're like a marine you are fit and people understand that we need reps as stand-ups reps now maybe i have the ability to just come out with a few notes and riff but David is in really good shape.
No, I did a corporate this weekend. I did in Vegas, the Builders Convention. It was actually pretty fun. I didn't know how big it was. It was eight in the morning, Dana. Let me tell you something. I've heard about ADM and I've read about it, but I haven't read good things.
My corporate breakfast, like I think we talked about off the air, always go pretty well. Go ahead.
It was more nerve wracking because I woke up and then the room circus didn't give me my breakfast. It was a very nice hotel. I'm not really blaming them. It just gets chaotic. They go, oh, Mr. Spade, we'll do anything you want. What's your breakfast? Oh, make your eggs fluffy. Never came. They never picked up again. So I'm going there like eating it. filthy happy.
What's at the buffet? Do they have a table of water?
I don't go to the buffet, Dana. Don't you have little snacks backstage waiting for you? Oh, in my green room at the thing? Yeah. Yeah. There's a croissant sort of on a warmer with ham and stuff that you probably didn't eat when you did this same gig about four years ago, they said.
Uh, I try to eat ahead of time and then I've never, I didn't, I've never seen my writer. They come at me sometimes really nervous and say, Mr. Carver, Mr. Carver, I'm so sorry. We only have three towels. I said, it's in your writer that you need three towels and it's in all caps. Yeah. And sometimes I play with them. Can you find a fourth?
Could you chase down a fourth? It says in the writer, Mr. Carvey drenches profusely in sweat.
Well, they're all incredibly sweet people, by the way, when you meet there. And they really want to do a good job. But it's like, we're about to go on. Would you like your Coca-Cola on the stool or on the floor next to the stool? You know?
Yeah, I know. They literally like, because it's so easy. It's not a band. They're like... Yeah. We've got your water. Yeah. And your microphone. And I'm like, right. They're like, so are you good?
And if there's a speech before you, it's like, okay. We're going to move the podium. The podium is going to move out. We're going to move your guitar down center.
This guy is going to do a quick five minutes about all the employees that have passed away since the history of this company. And then you're up.
And I'm like, hey man, I've really had that. Would you like to go out with the mic holding or go? I've had one, a place that was so freaking big. The stage was so huge. We were talking 10,000. They introduced me, smattering. By the time I get to the mic, it's dead silence. What's up? Why are you here? MGM Grand. These are fun, though. It's fun. Tickets are going fast. They always say that.
Oh, yeah. To our Fantasy Springs. It'll be fun to see us. Then we might do a little Q&A at the end. Just...
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