Help I Fact Up! | With Joe Thomas And James Buckley
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Hello and welcome to this very special episode where Help I Sexed My Boss joins Joe Thomas and James Buckley from the Joe and James Fact Up podcast. I'm not going to lie, this is something I've been trying to get to happen for ages now.
Yes, for all the Fact Up listeners out there, hello, we are William Hanson and Jordan North from Help I Sexed My Boss. Hello.
I'm deaf in one ear, so William always goes on my good ear. Yeah. Sorry. No, you don't have to apologize for my deafness.
Is there a tragic story behind that? In fact, you should ask that when we get going. We're going.
Are we going? Well, no, we are. The trouble is we have to just take everything because we're very inefficient and we might say something good in the beginning. I doubt it.
We do about three hours.
We do about three hours and then they whittle it down to... We have the same trainers.
Oh, shit. I'm not in trainers today.
I'm in a nice suede loafer. Well, see, these are very nice.
Yes.
Now, these shoes are gradually getting worse and... they do have on them, amongst other things, my three-year-old daughter's wee.
Who are the special guests joining Help I Sexted My Boss today?
So the trouble is she literally favours what she calls a bush wee because of bluey, right? So she will not go to the toilet when she's at the toilet because she prefers going wild. And then the system is I basically just hold her aloft and then it kind of comes out and it goes all over the fucking place. And I just, after the most recent one, I was like, it's just all in my fucking shoe.
You know, you're allowed to tell your children not to piss outside.
I'm not able to do that. I don't have any, I have no control over her.
Did you ever wee outside? Did you ever wee on your dad's wheel? No.
No, funnily enough, I didn't.
I've seen a child on the tube having a wee in one of those cars. potties yesterday, funnily enough.
Yeah, yeah. She started getting the potty out as well. I don't know why.
It's just... Well, on your tube line, I suspect that all goes on. Well, it doesn't happen on the Elizabeth's line, let's put it that way.
Yeah, I suppose... There's more crackheads on there than... Not on my trains. ...the normal back.
It's the... The Elizabeth line does it like less stuff would go down on it. It's a very executive line.
For a better class of commuter.
What do you think is like the roughest line? What's the worst one?
What's the one you live on?
Where everyone joins their changes. Yes. So there's live updates on the map.
Bands just changed actually. They've got new trains.
I used to be on Bakerloo. Yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's a really old, it's the oldest one. Is that when you were at Elephant Castle? Yeah, we were at Elephant Castle. Did you live in Elephant Castle? Yeah, well, a stay agent said Kennington and then we were like, it's Elephant Castle, mate.
It's very gay, Elephant Castle. Is it? Yes. It is now. I'm shocked. Now you've left. I know.
I knew it was. Have we started? I knew it was and that's why. Oh, we have. Oh, we've started. Well, thanks. I'm going to say thanks to everyone. I feel like I've really pushed this because I'm trying not to fangirl right now. So I feel like it's me. I don't know if you've wanted to do this, but I've been pushing Stuart.
They've been made to do this.
No, but also if you want to get out of, if you want the fangirl thing to wear off for you, just spend some time with us and it will immediately wear off. You don't need to...
Did you ever watch The Inbetweeners or White Gold or even... I don't really watch television.
No, that's fine. But I hear wonderful things. Thank you very much. I know lots of people love it and that's wonderful. And you are both cult figures.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–1:39
2
Who are the special guests joining Help I Sexted My Boss today?
1:39–19:15
3
What personal childhood stories explain Jordan's hearing and early memories of TV?
19:15–40:54
4
How did Joe and James describe their Fact Up podcast format and prep?
40:54–41:55
5
Why do the hosts debate podcast formats, facts and on-air preparation?
41:55–53:06
Speakers
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