Help I Left My Sunnies At My Situationship | And Jordan Can’t Speak
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William and Jordan are on the way. And if you're looking for something to listen to after this, don't miss the latest episode of Joe and James Fact Up. This week, the boys dive into everything from paddling pool problems to an escaped gorilla from London Zoo. Plus, they're tackling one of life's biggest questions. What can you throw the furthest? A baguette or a naan bread? Joe and James have done the hard work to find the answers. Catch the latest episode of Fact Up straight after this.
Right, I've got to start the episode by saying I'm in my paddle kit. I think it's unprofessional. Says you, you came in gym kit before.
Because I was filming a parkour video.
Yeah.
And at least my arms were covered. I mean, thank God we're not in a Catholic church. That's what I'd say. It's only a vest.
I got paddle after this.
I actually feel a bit weird. Well, I've got the show, but I'm not sitting here with my birds and my pussy bow, am I? I beg your pardon? My birds and my pussy bow. Who's that? My pussy bow.
Okay. If you are watching on YouTube, there is a potential for a nip slip.
Yes. If you're watching on YouTube or it has now become YouPorn.
Shall I put a t-shirt on or something?
Who are the hosts and what’s the show format of this episode?
You look lovely. I just feel a bit weird now. The forums are going to love it. Hello and welcome to Help I Sex With My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life. Answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas like what should you do when your partner has been drying their genitalia with your face towel? Or how do you cope with being super duper extra horny during the heatwave? You turn up in a vest. And what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss? But we're not usual agony ants, are we?
William Hanson, the UK's leading etiquette expert. No, we're not. Jordan North, Capital Radio Show host. I'm more London West End. You're more Preston North End. I beg your pardon? Preston North End? Is that a football thing?
Well, yeah.
You were born in Preston, or lived in Preston?
I lived there, but I'm not a North End fan, am I? Oh, okay.
I'm not a Nob Ender. You need to talk to Archie, because that was from Archie. Thank you, Archie. Would you like to do the G&D?
I mean, yeah, all right. Do you want me to do it? Do you want the measure? No, no, no. I measure. We're amongst friends, aren't we? Do you want me to do the ice first? Go on, pop some ice in there. Two in.
Clear. You can do that one.
Yes, I'm absolutely fine.
I feel very self-conscious in this vest. I really do.
Well, the gin will help. It's quite a lot of it. Oh, actually, do you need another D? No, there's enough there.
There's loads of D. There's loads of D there.
Not with his measures.
No, look. Just enough.
That is half and half.
Where's my shout wipe?
I've spilt D on my PE shorts. We're going to toast Katie, who messaged in to say, Hi, William and Jordan. I've been a huge fan of the show for ages and my 21st birthday is coming up soon. To celebrate, I'm asking my favourite people for their best wisdom or absolute chaos from that age. What's the wildest, funniest or most memorable story you have from when you were 21? Keep doing what you do. Love the show, Katie. I sucked off Jordan North.
That is not true. Oh, God, I don't know.
I mean, it sounds awful. I can't really remember.
No, no, because you didn't really drink, did you?
No, no, I didn't drink until I was 23. I went to Magaluf when I was 21. I... Just that thing. Because in between, I think one of my university holidays, I went around all the National Trust in sort of the southwest area.
You see, that's how we were different when we started out. Because I watched my mate finger a girl from Stoke.
Were you in Stoke at the time or was the girl from Stoke?
No, she was from Stoke. Okay. And now you're a bit Stoke on Trent. It was on a dance floor. Okay. Was there consent?
Yeah, of course.
Okay, fine, good. I'm not going to say it, but I've talked to this about Gen Z's before. When we used to go out, I don't want to start the episode.
When we? You.
But everybody used to get fingered.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–1:08
2
Who are the hosts and what’s the show format of this episode?
1:08–6:09
3
What life advice and 21st birthday stories do the hosts share?
6:09–12:16
4
Why are the hosts talking about losing sunglasses, wallets and trainers?
12:16–17:52
5
How did paddle (padel) become a regular social activity for the hosts?
17:52–32:36
6
Why is Jordan considering buying a Vespa and what are the safety concerns?
32:36–39:58
Speakers
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