Help I've Grown A Moustache | And I Found Dad's Secret Account…
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Hello and welcome to Help I Sexted My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life. Answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas. Like, what should you do when your favourite game has gone woke? Or how do you move on from the childhood trauma of accidentally seeing someone's beast? And of course, what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss? But we're not usually aggregated. Are we William Hanson, the UK's leading etiquette expert?
No, we're not Jordan North, Capital Breakfast Show host. I'm more top-of-the-range Melee. You're more secondhand of eBay. Not wrong with that. And that's from Rebecca after my Mele pronunciation. correction. What was that? I can't remember what I said it was or what people said it was, but having just Googled it, it's Mila, not Mele. So but anyway, we've said it Melee to make that work, Rebecca. Apologies if I've got it wrong again or offended someone. Light's too short. Okay. I never thought I'd say that.
That's all right, my love. Just when you're wrong, which is quite light. Just
I can't yeah, but I I can't now remember if I was wrong or they were wrong, etcetera. So I'm not going to God, good God, how much ice have we got?
Loads there.
This will see us out. Go on, put us a couple in.
I've just bought that t shirt
you're wearing that potload top today. Yeah, I oh
hang
on. You've bought this.
Yeah.
Literally bought it last week. Oh my god, we mean we must coordinate, 'cause if you've now got the same clothes as me, this is it's inevitably going to happen where you at some point probably come in dressed as me. Probably. And I can't I can't be dressed as you.
All right. How much ice have you? You just said put
Not not happy, are you? Anyway, how are you? I'm good. We'll get on to talking about the elephant in the room in a minute. What elephant in the room? I have no idea what you're talking about. Jordan is stroking his upper lip. Where there is something Seems to be a bit of food or something stuck to it. So the tash is tashing.
And uh the thing is That is such an ick. It was getting mixed reactions a couple of weeks ago when I grew the mustache out.
But right now there's Well to be fair, I didn't actually realise last week you were growing a mustache because your beard was quite so it was quite hard to distinguish mustache versus beard. But right now the tash
is Tashin and it's it's really awkward because I'm turning heads. Izzy's like all of a sudden fancy and like usually I'm a walking ick to Izzy. Now she's like oh stop looking at me. Oh my god, if you was in a bar in Clapham, I'd totally think you're Australian. I'd be like, smash. So, um, am I right, Iz? Ben's fuming because he's like, Yeah, it looks good, but three years ago when I had a tash, he took the piss out of me constantly. I was like Ben was ahead of the curve, wasn't he? He was. Um so yeah, I just I like it. I think it it's my new summer thing. The Tash is Tashin. A old tickler. For many of our G and Divas listening right now, I'll just give you a an example of how the Tash is Tashing.
That is disgusting. That is the low point of this podcast so far.
Um, but yeah, if Could you say
hi guys, please? People don't like hi guys. Thank you. Say hi guys. Hi guys. Hi Ben. What did you say? We'll listen this time. That is the low point of the podcast so far.
Apparently I didn't know there's you've got to keep your tash clean.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening intro and sponsor plug for this episode?
0:02–6:30
2
How does Jordan describe the reactions to his new moustache?
6:30–12:26
3
What stories do the hosts share from their recent Disney trips?
12:26–17:34
4
What etiquette advice do they give about using aftershave?
17:34–22:35
5
How should you respond when people keep asking about your baby plans?
22:35–28:47
6
What is the proper way to handle a used tea bag in a café?
28:47–34:46
7
How can you address a parent’s accidental explicit posts on X (Twitter)?
34:46–39:55
8
What final tips and reminders do the hosts give before signing off?
39:55–46:22
Speakers
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