The Etiquette Police Come For William Hanson | And Sexytime AC
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William and Jordan are on the way. And if you're looking for something to listen to after this, don't miss the latest episode of Joe and James Fact Up. This week, the boys dive into everything from paddling pool problems to an escaped gorilla from London Zoo. Plus, they're tackling one of life's biggest questions. What can you throw the furthest? A baguette or a naan bread? Joe and James have done the hard work to find the answers. Catch the latest episode of Fact Up straight after this.
Hello and welcome to our Friday episode. This is where we see how much extra content we can squeeze in, random bits that have been sent in, extra bits that have been going on, and how our advice went down with you, our wonderful G and Divas.
How the chickens are you, love? I'm very good, love. How are you? Yes, I'm fine, thank you. Obviously, I'm just working again this weekend. What are you doing? Oh, poor you. No, I didn't say it with any with any opprobrium. I'm joking. Sorry, that was a bit harsh.
It was. Sorry. You bitch. We'll let the time record. I'll be on holiday. I'm looking forward to it.
Yes. I'm going to Carith. Lying on your back with the leftovers. It's the book you're reading, isn't it?
Oh, yeah. I've probably nearly finished it.
What other books are you taking?
Because you only told us one. I can't remember. I'm really bad with the titles. But I've got a few.
One called Slags. It's actually called Slags. You've finally written your autobiography.
Doing the final proof before you release it. There's one called Slags. She wrote Tin Man. Judy Garland. No. And I've got that. It's meant to be good. Okay. And I was going to take Wuthering Heights, but I've seen the film, so...
I think probably the book's probably better, normally is, compared to films. Yeah, that and Harry Potter. Harry Potter? I'm joking. Why are you going to get into Harry Potter now? It's a bit late.
I'm going to be eating my body weight in tzatziki and hummus and bread. What? What?
I think everyone else heard it, didn't they? What?
Eating my body weight in tzatziki?
You said, oh, did you say, I heard I'm going to be eating my boy weight. Boy weights? I just heard eating my boy. I was like, okay, wow.
Honestly, I'm just going to put this out there. You need shagging because you're hearing things.
I don't.
Is Mikey away? No.
Well, he was with you at Henley.
Mikey, if you're listening, just put it out in the next couple of days because he's like a dog on eat this lad. Hearing sexual innuendos. What's up with you? Go and have a wank. Go on, we'll wait five minutes. We'll be back after these messages. Go on, go and have a quick wank and then you'll be fine. In the downstairs toilet. That's all you need. Go and knock one out in disabled time.
I'm not going to knock one out in the accessible lavatory. Go on, I'll wait. Sometimes you just need one. What's the difference between an egg and a wank? Can't beat an egg. A few weeks ago, we were discussing which of us is funnier. And we, we, you, suggested a poll. For a long time, I'm told, it was agonisingly close with all three of us, because bizarrely Ben was in this poll as well, within 1% of each other. And after thousands of votes, shock horror, the eventual winner was Jordan with 38% of the votes.
That's very funny. producer Ben got 34% of the votes why was producer Ben even an option in it it was out of William and me yeah we discussed it in the episode yeah but you weren't in it eating your apple over there yeah could you could you eat your cock later now finish it because it's going to go all mouldy and weird
And the apple. And I got 28% of the vote. Well, there's no accounting for taste.
Well, I think you're the funniest.
Thank you very much.
I do too. You are what makes this podcast. Oh, shut up. No, you are because you're very unique and you're you. You can't be very unique. You're an etiquette expert. Me, there's loads of me on podcasts. You could plonk me on any other. There's loads of versions of me on podcasts. You are you. I'm being sincere there. Thank you. So you're way funnier. You idiot Northern Hermex Willie jokes, wank jokes, plop, pop them on.
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Chapters
5 chapters
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What is the show’s intro and episode roundup about?
0:02–6:50
2
How do the hosts joke about holiday plans and personal quirks?
6:50–9:10
3
Why did the hosts run polls about who’s the funniest and feeling horny in heat?
9:10–15:30
4
How do listeners describe hookup culture, AC and holiday sex stories?
15:30–26:55
5
What do listeners say about washing sheets and hygiene habits?
26:55–28:51
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