MTGM EXTRA! "Am I turning my boyfriend into my Dad?"
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What funny memory do Vogue and Joanne share?
We're just taking a sweet walk down memory lane, aren't we? I'd rather it was you, Joanne. I know, I know. There's something, there's a brother, sister, sibling situation that just never needs to enter the bedroom. My poor brother, I don't know how he holds his head high in the office with all the talk, all my riding talk that I do, even at the show and all. I sound like I'm riding rings around myself. Not, really not. Oh my God. You're actually not that busy, no. Did I tell you I went in for bloods? Because I've been scrolling so much TikTok that I was like, I'm perimenopausal. I'm perimenopausal. I'm perimenopausal.
You told me privately, but you haven't told the listeners.
I'm perimenopausal. I'm perimenopausal. I was engaged with a man. Okay.
He gave her a ring and everything.
I was in a tryst. I was in a tryst. And the sex wasn't good. It wasn't good. It wasn't good. It wasn't good. Folk, why are you pretending to be surprised? You're such a pro. You know every inch of this story.
No, in my mind it was, I thought you enjoyed it.
What are the signs of perimenopause?
Hold on a second now. With the last lad? Are you out of your mind? Oh no, not that one. No, I'm talking about this guy. I'm talking about that lad. Yeah. Not the other one. Anyway, we're going to need an Excel doc to keep up with these. I'm not riding rings by myself. Are you sure?
No, not that one.
Not that one, the other one. And she's like, oh yeah, she knows it straight away I'm talking about. And anyway, I got it into my head that it was all my fault and went in to get bloods. And I was like, I'm paying menopause. And the doctor was like, Joanne, you're not actually. She's like, do you think maybe you just don't fancy your... The minor steep and wits. And I was like, oh, I... That literally had not occurred to me because the female angle on it is, well, I'm with someone, so I'm just kind of, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's me. It's my fault. It's my hormones. I'm obviously falling barren. But yeah, I'm Grant. Just didn't fancy your man. Gas, isn't it? It is gas.
You do kind of tend to be like, oh, well, maybe, why am I not into it? What's wrong with me?
Yeah.
Maybe I'm not into it because it's crap. I think even in marriage, like Sven and I, we have great sex, but sometimes we don't. Yeah. Sometimes it's just like, and I'll literally be like, what was that?
Well, but at least if you have, if it's good, you know, if it's more good than bad, fine. Oh God, yeah. But this was just all bad. I don't know why the two of us stuck it out. I'll never know. I don't think he knows either. It was very strange. It was like we were trying to fit a square peg into a round hole because other things really worked very well, but that just didn't work. Honestly, I didn't fucking trust him. That's the bottom line. And if my body doesn't trust you, my body's not going to, it's not going to lean into you. It's not going to give, you know, it's not going to do what it needs to do or it's not going to do what it wants to do. If it doesn't, if it's like, nee, nee, nee, nee, that's, and that's ultimately what happens.
Always trust your gut. I would like to clear up. I don't want to say Spenny's bad in bed because he's not bad in bed. He couldn't possibly be bad in bed. If he was bad in bed, there'd be real problems after the life he's led. If he was bad in bed, I'd be like, well, hang on now.
That's, do you know, Do you know what? A high body count does not a good rider make. Sometimes... He's a good rider.
I'd have to give him that. He is. Fine. Listen, I'm going to give him 10 out of 10. You give him a go later and tell me what you... And then Joe, maybe on Friday, you pop over and you can grade him and we can all come back together and give a proper mark.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What funny memory do Vogue and Joanne share?
0:29–1:45
2
What are the signs of perimenopause?
1:45–6:03
3
How should you approach trust in relationships?
6:03–9:33
4
What is the Culture Pocket segment about?
9:33–11:49
5
What book recommendations do Vogue and Joanne have?
11:49–12:43
6
How do listener emails contribute to the episode?
12:43–20:39