830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
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What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists saying goodbye to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys Donald Trump is your president
What? Yeah. Yeah, we're not doing the intro. That was just my intro. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. Yeah. It is. People are mad. Bro, there's a lot of people pissed off right now. I like it. There's a lot of people happy, though, too. A lot of people pretend like they were mad are now happy. Yeah. You see that? They're secretly like, yes. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of you pussies out there that wouldn't say anything, now y'all acting like you're on the winning team. Bank account's coming back. Yeah. Credit score. Going up. Crime going down. Money going up. Tyrants are out. Winning's coming back. I like it.
It's going to be great, dude. I mean, it's a lot of good stuff. A lot of interesting stuff to cover with the whole inauguration stuff going on. But yeah, man. It's a big day in America. It's a big day in America. Yeah. But yeah, pay the fee, guys.
Yep.
Share the show. Don't be a hoe.
All right. Share the show. ah so well the good news is yeah let's start off with the topic of the day uh you and i are off the domestic terrorism list and i think we got pardoned by default yeah a lot of people got pardoned today yeah we'll talk about that yeah yeah uh yeah how does it feel to to you know to be pardoned
you know for a second there i almost wanted to live out the stereotype i'm supposed to and go to jail well it's not too late i mean we figured something true this is true but there was like something we just got to accuse you of something you don't actually have to be guilty it's true because you're black there was just something in me that was like i gotta go to jail yeah you know yeah well it's in your it's in your gene it's in my dna yeah you know so i just you know i don't want to let nobody down you know i got a little bit of that too that's how i got on the list with you bro Guilty by association.
My black half got me right there on the list with you.
Well, I mean, listen, you know, since we're going in the deep end, I wanted to show you something.
Okay.
You know, I got my dot to think. You know, we talked, you know, he's been doing BJJ and stuff like that.
He's been kicking ass, bro. He got two gold medals this weekend.
Dominating. Dominating.
I'm going to see this motherfucker in UFC eventually. I'd still kick his ass. That's about as excited as this man gets. Well, so look, dude. Did you even get excited when you won your gold medals? Or were you just like, fuck it? I knew I was going to win.
I expected it.
Yeah, see? That's what true champions think. Some real shit.
Yeah. But no, I've been trying to do this little dive on martial arts and the history. I mean, it's a lot of different disciplines out there. I didn't know that. Did you know that there is a special discipline of Jews with martial arts? Jews? There's Jewish martial arts. Did you know this?
No.
Bro, watch this. This shit's crazy.
Are we allowed to even say Jews? Yeah.
Or do we get back right on the list? I'm in January 20th. I'm going to be fine. They put us on the Jew list. Well, I don't think we're ever coming off that list. But no, dude, this is crazy. So this is Jewish martial arts. Watch this.
You got all those coins. Bro, that's fucking funny, dude. We're going to have Jonathan Greenblatt called into the show. You motherfuckers are going on the list. Anti-Semite of the week. Jiu-Jitsu. That's pretty fucking funny, dude. Where'd my wallet go? Oh, shit, dude. That's some funny shit.
I thought it was cool, man. It's a nice little discipline, dude. It's cool. You can find those disciplines in all parts of the world.
I got nothing else to say. Fuck, dude. I figured we were already there. Yeah, we are.
Yeah, fuck it. All right.
Yeah.
I'm trying to make money in 2025. That is actually super impressive.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry. It's like a matrix. Yeah, man. For Jews. It's fucking sick. Huh? It's sick.
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