Chapter 1: What are the latest updates on Terrell May and Isaiah Iongi's NRL involvement?
Hey, G'day James, G'day Mania. Hi. Glad to have you here, Mania. Good morning. I've been the Mad Monday specialist, Rugby League specialist. Could it get any more Rugby League? I was looking forward to some stuff coming out of Vegas.
Chapter 2: How did South Africa and India perform in the T20 World Cup?
Yeah. But Tyrell May said nah. Oh yeah, yeah.
Chapter 3: What predictions are made for Round 3 of Super Rugby Pacific?
He said nah nah, just hold my beer and check this out. Yeah, there's, I swear the May family... There's a lot of money to be made out of them if you're a lawyer. They must have one on retainer because, of course, just last year or the year before, his brother, Talon May, was dropped. He got a throat tattoo of his own last name across his throat and then he got done.
He filmed himself doing about 150Ks past the school in some sort of loaned supercar. So then he was out of the league back in last year. And now the latest one is somebody has leaked a downstairs video of of Terrell May. It will surprise you not at all that this has been going around the group chats. Has it made it into any of your group chats? Yes. Have you seen this? Yeah, I've seen it.
Have you seen it yet, James? No.
Chapter 4: What feedback do listeners provide in 'Yours Please' segment?
What is it? He's giving a good account of himself. Yes. It looks like a post-coital though, I must admit. He's either on the way up or on the way down. Yeah, yeah. And he's standing in front of a full-length mirror above the toilet, it looks like. No wonder he's had a sore back. Gives it a... gives it a bit of a wave, gives it a bit of a waggle.
Gives it a jiggle.
A bit of a jiggle. I must admit he's a bit of a gonzo. There's a certain hook. There's a hook to the left. I'll have to say. On Tyrone, mate. Yeah. But the first thing I did when I saw that is I brought him into my Supercoach team. I think that's a huge omen. Any time a rugby league player, a photo of their downstairs emerges, that can only be good for the game. Good for his game.
But the thing is, it's often that you get the downstairs and you don't really get the full picture. This is a full body. Face, body, full nude.
Chapter 5: How does Terrell May's recent controversy impact his career?
Yep. Waving it in front of the mirror. I mean, the ones we often refer to, there's the Malakai Fikitor. Yes, the Mars bird. Who definitely deserves, you know, some kind of status as well. And then obviously the famous Aaron Smith. Yes. And then there's the Ian Botham, the ravines of Afghanistan.
I know when I've heard Willie Apiata talk about the terrain when he won his Victoria Cross, it does feel similar to what Ian Botham was showing that day. God bless Ian Botham.
I mean, he was trying to keep up with the kids.
He obviously got sent something from someone, so he thought he'd send back his old deviled sausage and it was just beefy Botham. And he said he'd been hacked, which is a classic kind of like, oh, you boomer. But Tyrell May, he's outraged. He says his privacy has been breached. Oh. But he did send it out on Snapchat. He did send it to someone.
So someone's gone, okay, you're sending yourself out swaying it around like Dumbo. Yeah. Yeah, so he's taking legal action against whoever he said. But the problem he's going to have is how many people did he send that to? Well, if it's appeared in your groups, my groups, it's appearing everywhere. It's incoming in your groups.
I get the feeling his lawyer is going to be Dennis DiNudo from the castle. It'll just be the vibe, the Marbo. I empty fucking tray for five times. And so he'll be like, oh, the serenity. But he can't be serious. I mean, it's not worthy of a Jeff Tovey.
There's got to be an investigation.
It's actually so much lower than that. But acting outrage is the perfect high ground to take in this matter, isn't it?
As a rugby league player.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of Isaiah Iongi's leaked photos?
And it's like, G-Lane's there going, like an evil genius. I told you.
I told you.
I saw it. G-Lane is the TMO. He's the TMO. Are you the puppet master in there? Let's not talk about the 50 other power plays that never came off. Yeah, that's exactly right. Rightio, well, let's take a quick break because we're going to be back. We're going to do a bit of super rugby. That's why you're here. James McCurry to give us a rundown on the weekend's games.
Righto, first up in Pukekohe, it is Moana Pacifica versus The Force. Out there, they don't get many games out there in Pukie, do they? It's a good time out in Pukekohe. One of the great grass embankments, BYO cardboard box or even just grab a real estate sign and go down the hill.
If you're brave, you can do the old-fashioned roly-poly, but I'm telling you, if you lose control, you don't know what you're going to get. You'll end up on the field. Yeah, you could. I saw an argument around, is it South Auckland or North Waikato? Oh, that's a great question.
That's a very good question, Matt, because, you know, it's always Battle of the Bombays and all Pukako's going, what about us? But, hey, that is the northernmost, well, not really the northernmost part of Chiefs country, but it's definitely our northernmost stadium in And good on Moana for recognising what a great spot it is. Yeah. So it's technically Chiefs country. It is Chiefs country, yeah.
At the moment, it started off as Blues country. Because, I mean, clearly they changed the borders for Joely and Jonah. It's like, we might be counties, I think. But I was looking at Moana and having that shocker against the Hurricanes, really. It just feels like they're going to be the team that ā Yo-Yo? They're going to be a Yo-Yo team. They are. They're going to be Yo-Yo.
And some of the great names of the competition to be found in the Moana Pacifica team, obviously Millennium Sanarivi. That's tremendous. Miracle Whailangi. Yeah. Having a great season. Lalo Milo, Lalo Milo. Mamma Mia, let me go. Beelzebub. That's the devil. Something, something, something. Another great one. One of my great traits of the islands is the first name, last name combo.
And Lalo Milo, Lalo Milo. It doesn't get any better than that. So when he was born... Did they just go, ah. Did they just write it twice on the. I think they named him for his dad.
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Chapter 7: What can we expect from the upcoming Super Rugby matches?
I looked at flights to Ahmedabad yesterday via Singapore. I'm going to go to Singapore to see my mate Zippy. And if the final happens to be on and it's just a short five-hour flight, I might go. Gee, Lane. I think that's enough. That's enough to trigger the curse. Oh, God.
If anyone listens to this podcast and works for any airlines or the Auckland airport and can stop that, can blacklist them somehow. I was just looking to see if times work in terms of if we made the final. I'd have a look at it. Here's the deal. You can only go if you fly Malaysian Airlines. That's it.
What about, Joe, could you hack his social media profile and post a bunch of pro-Pakistan stuff and then he can't get into India?
Yeah.
Like, I will sacrifice my life for Pakistan. Tweet that a thousand times. Long live Imran Khan. And then, yeah, and then he can't get in. Okay, next one. Yours, please. I've got a Pakistan shirt for you, by the way. Oh, good.
No games can get a start. Races not putting you out onto the park. Time to make a new start. now france is cool in your heart baby Good stuff.
I've got nothing to say about that except that is high quality. I feel like this person, is that their CV? We need to reach out to them. I think we need to reach out. It'd be good to get a full-length version of that for his last game. Yeah. Okay, great.
Yeah, g'day, boys. Limo from Puki here. Hey, how are you six up the whas? Can't do much about where they play, but what about where they train? Fucking need to build some sort of training facility at St. Heliers or fucking Takapuna or somewhere. The Rebados used to train in Redfern and they was just surrounded by methylated spirit bottles and druggies. Now they're out of Maroubra by the beach.
Should have done something like that.
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