Elon Musk's Gov't Purge, Trump's J6 Revenge, Is Any of This Legal? | Nicole Avant

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What is Elon Musk's role in the government purge?

Desi Lydic 1:05
I'm Desi Lydic. We've got so much to talk about tonight. We say RIP to DEI. A senator wants to fertilize the wrong kind of egg. And the inventor of the Cybertruck thinks our government looks stupid. So let's get into the latest in another installment of the second coming of Donald J. Trump.
Commentator 1 1:31
I've been a cop.
Desi Lydic 1:36
We all know Donald Trump isn't a details kind of guy. We elected him to come up with big brilliant ideas like renaming the Gulf of Mexico. No one else could have thought of that or should have thought of that. But it's okay that he's not big on details because during the campaign he promised us that he knew a guy.
Donald Trump 1:55
I'm going to appoint Elon Musk, who's a fantastic guy, to lead a government efficiency commission tasked with saving trillions of dollars in fraud, waste, and abuse. We have tremendous fat. Tremendous fat.
Desi Lydic 2:14
Don't take the bait, Desi. Don't take the bait. Be the bigger person. Be the bigger person. That's right, Elon Musk, the world's richest man and guy who cheers in the wrong parts of Saving Private Ryan. Trump promised us that he'd give Elon full access to the federal government. Pull it to the side and get all up in it. And unlike his wedding vows, this is a promise he kept.
News Reporter 2:42
Elon Musk's sweeping push to make over the federal government, sparking democratic panic and warnings of a constitutional crisis. Now we have learned that his team has gained access to something extraordinarily sensitive, the system that the Treasury Department uses to disperse almost every check and expenditure of any kind made by the U.S. government. That is a vast database with millions of Americans' personal information on it.
Desi Lydic 3:10
Yeah. Yeah, Elon Musk has access to your social security number, and that is not cool. If you want our personal data, Elon, you go buy it off the dark web like everyone else, okay? Now, you might be thinking, I don't want white nationalist Tony Stark to have sole control of the inner workings of the federal government. But relax. It's not just Elon. He has a fully equipped team.
Unknown Speaker 3:37
Longtime government employees this week were shocked to find that their new supervisors from Elon Musk's Doge department include recent college and high school graduates between 19 and 24 years old. One of the young men is apparently a former intern at Musk's Neuralink company, who goes by the online handle Big Balls.
Desi Lydic 3:59
Great, Big Bowls has my social security number. Now I feel better. I know we complained about our leaders being too old, but doesn't this go a little too far in the other direction? Surely there must be a middle ground somewhere between crypto bros and crypt keepers. Not only that, Musk has been installing his big balls in a whole bunch of little-known agencies that are crucial in actually running the government. The GSA, the OPM, the OMB, the OC, and SVU. And of course, the big question about this takeover and the question we'll be asking ourselves a lot over the next four years is, is this legal? Which brings me to our new segment, Is That Legal? To help us out, we go to our very own Troy Iwata. Troy... Thank you for acting as our resident legal expert.
You can count on me, Desi. I'm versed in legal statutes, I have access to a network of law professors, and I'm wearing a bow tie.

Is it legal for Elon Musk to access sensitive government information?

Desi Lydic 5:10
Perfect. Can you help us find out if it's legal for Musk and his Lost Boys to access the sensitive information of the federal government?

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