Hour 2: Do You Feel Like You Won?
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What drink should you enjoy ice cold?
Listen, boys, we got to talk about Jägermeister, a go-to guy at home, at the bar, or maybe even out at the rink. A drink so ice cold, it deserves its own video tribute at every sports bar across North America. No trash talk, no running its mouth. We love the confidence on them. Jägermeister sent us an ad to read on the show, but they're so confident they said, don't do any of that normal ad stuff.
How should Jägermeister be consumed?
Tell the listeners two things. Jägermeister is great, but everyone's been drinking it wrong. Damn, that's cold. Well, how should we be drinking it? They're so glad you asked. Ice cold at zero degrees Fahrenheit, to be exact. Ice cold shots of Jagermeister. That's it. That's all they want to tell you. So wherever you are, if you're hanging out with friends or at the bar, call the shots. Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister. Damn, that's cold.
And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
What are the playoffs looking like for the Knicks?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
What playoff matchups are crucial this season?
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
This episode is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York.
Have you guys watched any Marcus Morris on first take? He is now today saying that if Giannis and Damian Lillard lose in the first round, they should just go to Miami, both of them. And it's not the most interesting thing that he has said. Marcus Morris, see if you can find the bias in this, says that Jokic is not a top 20 player of all time. Who? I'll run a Google. See if you can find the bias in this. Why is Marcus Morris saying that Jokic is not a top 20 player of all time? Is it because Jokic ended his brother's career by pushing him?
How does LeBron James affect team professionalism?
Honestly, I wasn't sure which Morris it was. I was just like, one of the Morrises.
That happens a lot with the Morrises, I would say, generally speaking. It's their fault for both of them having the same tattoos. It's not just that they're twins. They have the same tattoos. They're impossible to tell apart.
Didn't the Pouncey brothers do the same thing, like matching tattoos?
It's a great trick. I have asked the McCourty's this as well and the Barber's like they they have done things to prank people because they are pretending one to be the other. Never as famously as Ozzie and Jose Canseco did it when Jose Canseco had a charity boxing match and his brother showed up and was able to reveal the fraud to all of us by having different tattoos than his brother did. And so otherwise they would have gotten away with it. They would have managed to fool everybody. Tony, when you say the Knicks are in trouble, is it because they're playing Detroit in the first round, or is it just more general than that?
It just feels like all year they've really struggled against the top teams, like you said, like they're 0-10 against top teams between Cleveland, between Boston, and between Oklahoma City. The Pistons are surging. At the right time. Cade Cunningham's playing amazing. Malik Beasley's probably front runner for sixth man of the year. He's second in the NBA for made threes this season. Do you guys know who the first is for made threes this season? Steph Curry. No. Oh, okay. Mike, I know you're a ball watcher.
I don't know the answer to your question.
Anthony Edwards is the leader in three-point field goals made this season with 320. Malik Beasley right after that at 319. But the Pistons are playing really well, Dan. It feels like the Knicks are a bit of a paper tiger when it comes to, yeah, offensively they're excellent. Carl Anthony Towns. Brunson hasn't been playing because he's been hurt. How much will that affect them going forward? Defensively, they're not good, and the Pistons are going to kind of run them into the muck.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What drink should you enjoy ice cold?
0:01–0:23
2
How should Jägermeister be consumed?
0:23–1:14
3
What are the playoffs looking like for the Knicks?
1:14–1:34
4
What playoff matchups are crucial this season?
1:34–2:32
5
How does LeBron James affect team professionalism?
2:32–5:10
6
What makes a nickname effective in sports?
5:10–7:57
7
How do injuries impact playoff performance?
7:57–9:41
8
What is the buzz around Macklin Celebrini?
9:41–42:06
Speakers
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