Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Host 4 0:01
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Host 4 0:43
at the end of every show that i want to do this week i want to give ourselves awards we did this last summer dominique inaugurated it juju was around for some of it juju remembers his game i hope you guys remember this game um chris do you remember how to play this game i do i'm just trying to i wish you would have said this before we started so i could have started thinking what the awards were going to be yeah so i want to i want to give an award to chris cody for being The best executive producer of the week. Thank you.
Juju Gotti 1:10
The only one, but... You don't have to point that out.
Host 4 1:13
That's not on the statue. You can just accept it. Who else wants to give an award?
Guest 3 1:20
I'd like to give an award to Jeremy for lasting the entire show without bringing up perhaps the juiciest Miami Heat rumor ever. Oh, are we talking about... It's not ever. Thank you, Jess, for knowing how to play the game. It's pretty juicy. It's not ever.
Host 4 1:43
I want to give an award to Dan Lebitard for picking maybe the worst week to not be in Miami based on the previously mentioned rumor, which we're not saying.
Guest 3 1:51
Just some rumors. Dude, you know, there's so much stuff that's happening that I can just imagine Dan disintegrating under the stress of not being able to talk about it. Forget about this juicy rumor that we're not going to address right now. Do you know that Dennis Schroeder said that it's kind of like slavery? He compared players getting traded to slavery. And as soon as I saw that headline, I swear to God.
Host 4 2:16
Hold on. I'd like to give Amin El-Hassan the award for guy who got fooled by a fake headline on the internet. Was it? Good job, Amin.
Guest 3 2:25
Congrats. Oh, I got settled.
Host 4 2:28
Yeah, you got fooled.
Guest 3 2:31
I'd like to give an award to American Airlines for having jets that go so fast we can hear them deep inside the Elser. Are we sure those are jets?
Host 4 2:40
Juju, there have been sounds here in the air ducts that we're not sure what they are exactly. You have been spared that. Do you have an award you'd like to give us? Or yourself, honestly.
Guest 2 2:49
Not just an award for everybody being awesome. The awesome award. Everybody wins.
Guest 1 2:54
How about us?
Guest 2 2:55
That's a good one.
Guest 1 2:56
I have an award for Pablo for starting the show with an interesting and new take on the Luka Doncic trade. That's not sarcasm. It was good job. Good job.
Guest 3 3:09
I'd like to give an award for false corrections to Pablo Torre because this quote is according to NBC Sports Bay Area. It's a real quote. It's not central.
Host 4 3:20
Good job, Pablo. I'd like to give an award to the guy who got betrayed by the video team or whatever the fuck just happened by getting in my ear with wrong information. Mally, classic Mally.
Juju Gotti 3:33
Mally took a huge shit earlier.
Guest 1 3:36
Okay, back to what you were saying, because I saw that quote too, and I thought it was real, and I was really embarrassed for 10 seconds, and now I'm unembarrassed. But I also thought, Dan, if he were here...
Guest 3 3:48
Dude, at least an hour and a half, right? At least an hour. All I can think of is Dan calling Elise, his assistant, and saying, get me on a flight back. Maybe that's him right now. I think he's still hungry.
Juju Gotti 4:01
That's just his stomach again. Juju, do you have any experience? You've stayed at the Elser a bunch of times with the vultures flying around. No.
Guest 2 4:10
I've been blessed to not see vultures on the balcony. You feel me? They always do put me up on the 1,000th floor. That is a fact. And the balconies are this narrow. So narrow.
Host 4 4:21
So David is right. No room for a chair out there. Oh, this reminds me of an award I would like to give Jess. Juju and I can co-present this to Jess for being the true person that a vulture would probably fly away with if they were picking one of us to actually do it. Wow.

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