The Big Suey: First Fake

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I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
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That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
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Dan Le Batard 3:20
That song, both strange and self-involved, not unlike our next guest. Pablo Torre finds out is the name of the very popular podcast that Nick Wright calls the world's most expensive podcast. We will get to that in a second. But Pablo, I need your help with Andrew Hawkins. And Amin, both of whom say, and they've shown it, they've proven it, that they can fake a take on just about anything, especially in their area of expertise, if they have not seen the game the night before. We want to play first fake with Amin and... Andrew Hawkins and I think I need to kick them out of the room in order to do this I don't think that I don't think I think that needs to happen in the other room uh in the penalty box and I need to ideate uh with you guys uh on what it is that we're going to do on first fake what is that what are the topics going to be there's got to be a football topic there's got to be a basketball topic they have no information and they're going to be able to fake it because I do believe Andrew Hawkins I believe this game's too easy for Andrew Hawkins not unlike with Matthew Stafford
Dan Le Batard 4:24
that he gets bored by the easy elements of this game, and he can do the fakery better than he can do just, you know, whatever, going out there bored and giving you football analysis.
Unknown Commentator 4:33
Dan, Amin is a master talker, right? He can talk about anything, any point, to anybody, right? I've seen it in action. Sober, not sober. I got my money on Amin to win the first fake.
Dan Le Batard 4:46
I like the upstart. I like the novice. Andrew Hawkins has a polish that Amin doesn't.
Roy 4:51
He's not a novice. Guys, he's actively doing this for a living on ESPN. He's doing it right now.
Pablo Torre 4:58
This is a dangerous game that we're playing. Amin also is somebody who... famously, can talk to you about his own dreams for hours, and no one's sure if he made those up. So he seems very squarely in his wheelhouse.

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