The Big Suey: Polishing David's World Series Trophy (feat. Ryan Cortes)

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Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 1:57
Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. Dude.
Dan Le Batard 2:27
OK. Boy, you looking good, bro. It's something I'm always wondering. It's like me when I go to sleep. Right when I lay down, I start thinking about the stuff I haven't done. For the first, like, month that I was taking Adderall, fans were, like, emailing in saying, wait, what is happening? Is Stugatz smarter than Levitar? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 2:42
Wow. Believe it or not, guys, I have a fishing team. What?
Dan Le Batard 2:46
Really?
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 2:46
I'm part owner of a fishing team.
Dan Le Batard 2:47
Wow.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 2:48
Yeah, but I do fish, though.
Dan Le Batard 2:49
I mean, how about we get a rod in the water, Raheem?
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 2:51
Let's go.
Dan Le Batard 2:51
Let's do it.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 2:52
He's the same guy that was supposed to be going out there golfing with me, right?
Stugatz 2:55
One question was like, if you could change closets for the day, who would it be with? I said, the Pope. And I said, I love his look. I love to be able to anoint. The Pope's look.
DraftKings Network Announcer 3:05
You should have dressed like the Pope today. That would have been great. Oh, my God. That would have been better. Well, no, the Pope has to be bad. Oh, you're right.
Dan Le Batard 3:13
I forgot about that. No, my tattoo. I got to show you my tattoo. It's right here. Wow. So that's the 2025. Even though the game hasn't been played yet, you have so much confidence.
DraftKings Network Announcer 3:22
And then also, I got to tell you. I'm reading between the lines. Here's to God. Ed didn't say this. He'd never say this. But he kind of said it. A little bit easy for Christian. He had all these genetics. I mean, all he had to do was fulfill his destiny. Right. Unlike Ed. Yes. Ed had to come in here. It had to work. So Larry Zonka got stuck at sea one time, like, in the Bering Straits or something. They had to come and rescue him with a helicopter. He did, for real. I think Rob Conrad was out, like, on a boat by himself, fell off the boat. No, the boat was drowning, and he had to swim to shore.

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