The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)

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Jessica 0:01
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DraftKings Network Announcer 0:49
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
Dan Le Batard 1:03
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
DraftKings Network Announcer 1:10
That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
Chris Cote 1:18
This segment is presented by LinkedIn Jobs. Post your job for free at linkedin.com slash prep. Terms and conditions apply.
Dan Le Batard 1:25
This means that David Sampson is here. David Sampson, it's a special day because he's also LinkedIn. What are you doing linking in over here for LinkedIn?
David Samson 1:37
i am sitting here wondering how that promotion just happened and how thrilled i am for people to engage with good follow and laughing at the fact that that no other promotion's ever done so i can't wait for the nothing personal promotion and so you can listen to me sing humanly which i did on today's show because uh i was working as a waitress at a cocktail bar and that much is true david did you cut a promo for nothing personal Wasn't asked to.
Chris Cote 2:05
I mean, were you? I'm being told in my ear that every show has been asked to and that they haven't received nothing personals yet.
David Samson 2:11
I will bet. Well, let me you are now impugning me and or Coca. And that is absolute horse hockey that you show me the proof of being asked to have cut a commercial. And then I will say I'm sorry.
Dan Le Batard 2:26
All right, well, what's happening right now?
David Samson 2:27
We're going to work on that proof.
Dan Le Batard 2:28
Well, what is happening between David Sampson and everybody that instead of doing what he was supposed to do for LinkedIn there, he's just yelling about other people getting promotions?
Chris Cote 2:39
Now I'm hearing that it wasn't an email. It was like he physically said it to every producer. Verbal. Verbal. There was a verbal conversation between Jason and Coca.
David Samson 2:50
Thumbs up from our director.
Billy 2:55
If I've learned anything here, it's got everything in writing.
David Samson 2:58
Damn right, Billy. Every last thing.
Dan Le Batard 3:03
So who are you yelling at right now? You don't have promotions, but you're supposed to be doing something for LinkedIn right now, are you not?
David Samson 3:12
We did it. Just move on. Dan, I really don't want to do what you're doing right now, but if you're going to do it, we'll do it. Chris Cody read the intro. This is the segment that's sponsored by LinkedIn. He did it exactly as he was supposed to do, and now you're supposed to do the segment.
Amin Elhassan 3:30
Now, Samson, in Dan's defense, in his mind, every promo has to come with a chant. LinkedIn, LinkedIn. That's what I've grown accustomed to. That's what's happened. That is who I am now.
Dan Le Batard 3:44
See, we buy in here. Now we've done the promo. All right, thank you. Yes, and. So I want to wish a very special day to some people here because February 26th is notable. So a happy birthday to the late Johnny Cash. He would have been 93 years old today.
Jeremy 4:00
Happy birthday to him. I don't care. Good luck.
Dan Le Batard 4:07
A happy 72nd birthday to Michael Bolton.
Jeremy 4:10
A happy birthday to him. Wow. I don't care. Good luck.
Dan Le Batard 4:17
And, of course, the most important one, Twitch streamer Cheese turns 29 today.
Jeremy 4:23
And happy birthday to him. I don't care. Good luck. Cheese is 29.
Dan Le Batard 4:32
Yeah, that'll do it. So, David, ESPN and Major League Baseball have divorced three years early. Why? What happened there? What does it mean that $550 million just goes up in smoke?
David Samson 4:45
Well, it didn't go up in smoke because now Major League Baseball has an entire package that they can sell to a different broadcaster and a different outlet to replace that money. MLB wanted to get away from ESPN because you couldn't find ESPN. This is really remnants of Skipper where you can't find highlights.

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