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Chapter 1: What is Jase's quest for a fat hog about?
The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger. Don't fight it. It's time to go up a size.
Chapter 2: What challenges does Mike lay down for the team?
This is the biggest. The biggest. The biggest. This is the biggest. Our biggest show.
Chapter 3: What funny hog ideas do the hosts discuss?
The Hodaki Big Show. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. The Hodaki Big Show.
Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon.
Chapter 4: What unexpected encounter does Mogey share?
It is the 9th of June, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger. Crave-worthy street food freshly made with Reburger. Scrumptiously umptious. Moogie, moogie, moogie. Normally, Mogi wears a short-sleeved T-shirt to work. Today, he's gone for a very stylish long-sleeve. Is that a new shirt, Mogi? Is it new?
I've had it for a while, but I don't wear it very often, Jez.
Chapter 5: How does Jase's coffee controversy unfold?
Yeah. Special occasions, brother. I'll be honest with you, it's a bit of a tricky one because for everyone at home there, it's sort of a long-sleeve merino, black sort of long-sleeve tee, I guess, but woolen, so slightly different. A bit of a sweater, a thin sweater for you. Skivvy?
Chapter 6: What insights do the hosts share about Kane Evans?
If you'd allow me. Not a skivvy. Nobody said skivvy. No, that's okay. The problem with it, Jase, is in the right light, you get to see my nipples. Yeah, totally. So that's why I've got a singlet on underneath. Yeah, well, I'll tell you what. Got to keep things on track today, man. We've got a job to do.
Chapter 7: What happens with Mogey's couch situation?
Can't have you drooling all over your bloody computer there, you sick bastard. Too late. But it looks great, mate. And it's still really, you know, hugging that body of yours. Oh, it hugs it.
Chapter 8: What is Pugs' toilet tolerance story?
But you're good otherwise, apart from your century nipples. Can I just throw a kia kaha out to the south coast of Wellington? Big, huge swells down there. Five and a half metres a few years ago. Today, 10 and 11 metre swell. So, yeah, you wouldn't want to be on the South Coast. They're having a great time down in Wellington over the last probably year or two.
So, yeah, get into the pub, treat yourselves. Yeah, good on you. Speaking of huge swells, I tell you what. What? Oh, Pugsan. Hello. Very, very open-chested today with his, what is that, tat, a fly or something? Yeah, a fly. It's a blowfly.
But, jeez, you're looking pretty sharp as well there, Pugsan. How's life? Hey, thanks, Jase. Really good, thanks. Grateful to be here with you fellas, as always. Wish it were better circumstances, obviously.
Oh, yeah, he got fired.
Exactly that.
He's a little bit sick, isn't he, the poor beggar? I want to be quite clear, he wanted to come in? But we said no because we don't want to get sick. Well, certainly that was my feeling. I don't care about getting sick, man. Well, I get sick at the drop of a hat and then I'm off for a goddamn month. I hate it. Jase, how are you, man? Very good, thank you.
I'll tell you what I did today which has made the world of difference to my life. I bought some extra strength Gaviscon. Oh! When I had a little gulp of that, God, I feel a hundred bucks. A hundred bucks? Don't you mean pesos? You know, and that burning's gone temporarily. We'll get into it later in the show, but yeah, I think you need to consider going to the doctor.
That's what my wife said too. Got into a hurr of an argument about it. You were going quiet immediately. Hey, Mogi, what's coming up on the show? What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi? Another day, another opportunity to get yourself in for the latest tour, the Export Ultra Bear Garden Tour, that is.
They're going to a grand final in Australia in around about October, if you can work out the sport. It's going to be a bloody good time. Stay tuned for that one. There'll be a queue to call and you'll give us a buzz. Also, I'm really excited about this. There's been a sports player, a big sports player, formerly a big sports player, who's come out as gay. Yes. He's a rugby league player.
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