Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
The Hodaki Big Show with Toledos. All the good stuff, no nasties. Try it today. Welcome.
Chapter 2: What humorous observations do the hosts make about Mother's Day?
This is big. To the Hodaki Big Show.
Really big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company on this lovely Monday afternoon. It is the 11th of May, 2026, and you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Toledo's.
That's right, Toledo's natural electrolyte drinks, low in sugar, no preservatives, family-friendly, made in Aotearoa.
Toledo! Toledo! G'day, Moki, you absolute stallion of a man. How's life? Gun pretty grassy, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee. What a weekend it was. What a time to be alive. Absolutely. Mothers, you know, we've all got them or we've all had them. And it was their time to shine over the weekend. Indeed. It's a time when the nation stops, isn't it?
And we get to appreciate all the things they've done for us, all the things they do for us.
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Chapter 3: How does Jase describe his mood after giving up vaping?
That they don't like to talk about. Yes. They don't like to bang on about it. So we bang on about it for them. Hell of a weekend. We're going to talk about that soon, Keezy. How are you feeling, brother? I couldn't help but notice in the intro there, a little bit on the nasally side. I mean, because you had a big, big, big weekend. You really pushed the boat out.
And I was thinking to myself, oh, Keezy's doing okay. But then I heard the intro.
Hello.
Chapter 4: What went wrong during Keezy's weekend getaway?
Does it sound nasally? Hello. It's not that bad, is it? You can certainly notice it. Yes.
Chapter 5: How does Mogey feel about his new car purchase?
Noticeable.
It's not massive. It's been worse. Yes, it's been worse. And it used to be a lot more frequent. I really am shocked. He's really pulled his head in this year. It's like someone's had a chat to you from upstairs.
Chapter 6: What funny stories do the hosts share about their past experiences?
Old Bogsy.
The CEO didn't have a one-on-one with me and say, hey, pull your head in and stop getting on the piss. It's never got that bad. But no, your big weekend. Another one coming up this weekend. Magic Roundup. Jesus.
Yeah, man. Oh, God. Jase.
Yeah, man.
How are you going, man? You look good. I'm okay, fellas. I've been in a bit of a hoover of a mood over the weekend. I'm not happy about this giving everything up in my life. Oh, God. It's not everything.
It's one thing.
Everything. So I've had my moments over the weekend. I've just been in a horror of a mood. Just like... Yeah.
I can't have a vape.
Cussing Mogi's name out into the ocean. But other than that, fellas, very, very good. Now, Mogi, what's coming up? What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi? Well, as discussed, we've got some massive things coming up, including a yarn about Mother's Day. I look forward to this every single year. Every single year.
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Chapter 7: What are the highlights of the recent Split Ends concert?
Here's Oasis.
The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Incubus. There on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time, 14 minutes past 4 o'clock. And it was a big weekend for families all around the world, fellas. Celebrating, of course, that most important of days. Mother's Day. It's one of the great days, isn't it? Well, let's be honest. If it wasn't for the mothers, none of us would be here. That's so true.
And the fathers, though, to be fair. Well, yes, and the fathers. Like biologically, yes. Generally speaking, the father's job and that department is a lot easier. It's over pretty quickly, I can tell you that much. Yeah, well, in some cases, eh, Keezy? What? The only problem I have with Mother's Day really is that it's on a Sunday.
And because it's on a Sunday, we don't get to celebrate it on the radio. True. And I want to take this opportunity to talk about the Mother's Day that we had yesterday, my family and I, and also to invite people, 3483, to get in touch about the marvellous Mother's Day that they must have had.
Yeah, every text on 3483, earn the draw for 50 bucks cash, thanks to Toledo's.
Now, there's two kind of mothers, aren't there? There's the mother that you've got and there's the mother that you're married to, which is also known as a wife. And if she's got kids, Keezy, like... Stop. Matter of time, matter of time. Yeah, maybe.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts plan to celebrate their upcoming adventures?
You know, this time next year, mate, how good. No, not this time. It's going to be completely different. Stop changing what we're talking about. Do you mind, man? I'm trying to talk about Mother's Day over here, Keezy. Sorry, it's my bad. So yesterday, breakfast in bed for my wife. My daughter made her a beautiful card. Really, really lovely little card there.
And we bought her some, what do you call them, the herbs. Some herbs. She wants some herbs from the herb garden. So we've got some parsley there, some winter ones there, kisi thyme chives. Are you talking about seedlings or seeds? Well, no, they're already sort of little potted bastards. You know, the ones that are dead in about three days. Yeah, the ones from the supermarket.
Yeah, well, pretty much. But I got them from somewhere. But yeah, they'll be dead in no time. But it's not the point. It's not about me.
Yeah.
Let's just get them and it makes her happy. And she'll be sad in a few days when they're dead. But you could water them and sort of nurture them. That's her department. Yeah, he's done his part. That's not how she likes to operate. Yeah, right. Okay. Got her a big bunch of flowers. Absolutely thrilled. Over the moon. And the piece de resistance was at Briscoe's.
They had another one of their classic 50% off sales. Right. So I got her a magnificent vacuum cleaner. And you should have seen her face, man. Genuinely? Genuinely over the moon. Now, people will think I'm a chauvinist pig, a sexist bastard, a scumbag, et cetera, et cetera. She was over the moon. I've got her a vacuum cleaner before, a robot cleaner, and that was on her birthday a few years ago.
She was thrilled with that. But this time I've got her one of those stick ones, you know? Yeah, nice. Stick opera, bloody beautiful. I don't care what anyone says. There is something deeply satisfying about a vigorous, hard-sucking vacuum. Yes. It's a calming thing for me. I do it every day. I don't even need to vacuum every day. Sometimes twice a day because I love it. I love it.
Sucking hard on the carpet there. On the old rug. On the old...
Didn't you recently give someone a vacuum cleaner here at Hauraki as well?
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