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The Hauraki Big Show

OUTRO: Early Retirement

14 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.807 - 15.131 Mike Minogue

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15.151 - 34.809 Jason Hoyte

Oh, g'day, fellas. Oh, Batbone. Hi. How's everyone going? Good, thanks, man. Yeah, good, good. That's great stuff, fellas. A bit tired today. Like, not sleepy tired, just like low energy, creative energy as well. Yeah, yeah. What's that about? Oh, it happens, you know. You go up and down, Keezy. That's just life, man. You can't always be perfect, man.

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34.849 - 43.319 Jason Hoyte

You just got to accept it and just this is how you are today and it's all good. It's okay. But usually I'm like perfect, you know, and it's been like that for 34 years. Yeah.

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Chapter 2: How do the hosts deal with low energy days?

43.779 - 46.322 Jason Hoyte

And so just to have an off day and not be perfect is really, you know.

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46.302 - 48.124 Keyzie

It's a shock to the system, isn't it? Yeah.

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48.144 - 49.245 Jason Hoyte

How do you deal with it?

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49.265 - 54.39 Keyzie

Oh, daily, man. It doesn't matter. I'm always at a pretty low ebb. Sometimes I surprise myself and usually I don't.

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54.971 - 73.951 Jason Hoyte

Yeah. Have you ever, yeah. The key, you know, because you do, especially when you're doing it. I mean, I'm not talking about you here personally, Keezy. Right, okay. It's just that you're looking straight at me. I have up and down days. You do. Every day. Especially creatively. You know, you have days where the ideas are flowing. Then you have days and you go, oh. I don't know, man. I don't know.

74.873 - 91.283 Jason Hoyte

But, you know, you've just got to just accept it and then trust that things will come. I mean, they didn't come for you today and it's all been on us. Well, we haven't even started yet. You know, that's fine. Yeah. Well, that's the good thing about this show is if someone's down, the other two will prop them up, you know? Absolutely.

91.303 - 93.827 Keyzie

And it's always another day tomorrow, Keezy, man. Don't sweat it, brother.

93.847 - 114.931 Jason Hoyte

Thanks, fellas. Okay, well, thanks for having this little chat with me. Did you guys play golf today? Nah, playing on Friday. Are we? Yes. What do you mean, are we? Yes. Are you fucking kidding? I've organised a cart. I've booked the slot. I'm fizzing, Keezy. I'm fizzing for it, mate. Four! Actually, what I might do is film a video of us teeing off on that first hole. Yeah, you got to.

115.011 - 121.778 Jason Hoyte

And turn that into a video. Down that beautiful slope. Yeah, looking forward to it. Because we haven't played in a long time. Boy, oh boy.

Chapter 3: What strategies do the hosts use to lift each other up?

168.427 - 178.201 Jason Hoyte

I'm going to expand my horizons. So am I. I'm going to go to bars, but further away. Yes. Don't know why you'd do that. The only thing I found about, is it Caxton?

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179.002 - 187.012 Jason Hoyte

See, he's been there two times and still doesn't know what it's called. I know, I know, but I found it a bit claustrophobic. It's just so packed.

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Chapter 4: What are the hosts' plans for the upcoming golf game?

187.272 - 207.275 Keyzie

I have quite a clear memory of you and I being out on the balcony looking down on Caxton Street. Yes. All the Warriors fans were in there. Yeah. And there was a whole bunch of singing down to our right and we were punching darts there. Yes. And it was, she was pretty tight because I don't, The Lord Alfred. Yeah, the Lord Alfred there, yeah. That was a bit of an experience.

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207.295 - 208.016 Keyzie

I could see you loving it.

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208.036 - 216.023 Jason Hoyte

I'm going to be honest. And especially it's so full. And to be in that scenario, you have to be pretty fucking steamed, I think.

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216.043 - 217.244 Keyzie

Or certainly not hungover.

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217.484 - 224.29 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, which we were. Which we were. You kind of do. When's the Warriors game? Is it Saturday? Sunday. Sunday. Fuck.

224.37 - 224.891 Keyzie

Sunday at five.

224.911 - 228.074 Jason Hoyte

It's going to be the most hungover out of every day. It's going to be the Waz day.

228.094 - 228.934 Keyzie

Yeah, man. Come on, man.

228.954 - 231.897 Jason Hoyte

And I'm going to be back in that pub again. Fuck.

Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about their upcoming magic round?

301.073 - 321.905 Jason Hoyte

Yes, what's my issue? No, was he a massively racist? Why? No, that's not what I was going to say, but everything's expensive. Yes. And you wouldn't be into that. But Spain. Not for Jase. There's certain places in Spain and Portugal. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, well, I would love to go to Spain, seriously. Spain would be perfect for Jase, I think. Sunny, cheap.

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321.925 - 330.698 Keyzie

Well, you were there, weren't you? Yeah, I don't know what's perfect for Jase, man. Staying at home. Walking around the CBD of Auckland, I reckon. That's number one for you.

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330.998 - 343.356 Jason Hoyte

Man, I tell you what. It's a true story, this. Here we go. I was walking down to the local dairy and there was- What were you getting? Pardon? What were you getting from the dairy? Cream. Is that what you call vape juice?

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Chapter 6: What interesting experiences do the hosts share about their past outings?

343.336 - 346.801 Keyzie

Cream. Really? What are you doing with the cream? Your coffee's there.

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346.861 - 349.405 Jason Hoyte

Yeah. Well, we have the stovetop, Mogi.

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349.806 - 374.571 Jason Hoyte

With just a little dollop of cream. Whipped cream. A dollop. Whipped cream. No, not whipped cream. Just cream. Oh, cream. It's bloody good. Nice. And... Before I left, there was a hurr of a fight, like, across the street. And there's fights every day, but this one was next level, next level. And I was going, what's going on there? Anyway, so I was going down, walking down the street.

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375.373 - 388.654 Jason Hoyte

This fight was going on, and then I heard, without no bullshit, I heard bang, bang. And then there was even more yelling and screaming. And I was like, fucking hell, what was that? Stopped on the street and stared at it for a while.

388.674 - 388.975 Keyzie

Sure.

389.135 - 390.056 Jason Hoyte

From a distance.

390.076 - 390.337 Keyzie

Yeah.

390.637 - 395.544 Jason Hoyte

Went and got my cream, got back, four cop cars, two ambulances. So I don't know what happened.

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