#2169 - Protect Our Parks 12

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Joe Rogan 0:00
the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day hey what the hell was that boys we're up we're up and rolling hey welcome to morning radio norman's over there stoking it up let's go um There's a terror alert.
Mark Normand 0:29
What do you mean? Really?
Joe Rogan 0:30
Yeah. Yeah. Did I send it to you, Jamie? I didn't, right? Where? Gaza?
Mark Normand 0:36
Gaza.
Joe Rogan 0:37
Terror alert. Well, the subs are outside of Miami. That's real. But then there's another thing. Cuban subs? Russian subs? Is that what that is? Yes. Yeah, there's a Russian nuclear sub outside of Miami. That's trouble. Yeah, like outside of Cuba. So it's like 25 miles from Miami. There's a Russian sub. Ay, ay, ay. Yeah. CIA chief warns of possible terror attack. They brought the draft back, you heard. I'm going to send this to you, Jamie. What? Yeah. The fuck did I miss this? They brought the draft back. Draft's back, baby. Well, I think... Draft kings. I don't think it's... Expansion draft? I think you always had to register for the draft. Back draft. I think it was a thing. Just in case. Just selective service. Yeah, selective service.
Joe Rogan 1:17
I don't really think much has changed. How's it? Backdraft?
Unknown 1:22
U.S.
Joe Rogan 1:23
faces serious threat of terror attack. Fun. Great. Guys, just in time for the election. This season is the best. This season has me riveted. I don't understand. Who's writing this? How are they killing off good guys? Like, what is going on? This season of the world is amazing.
Mark Normand 1:41
Wild. The world. There's so many, so many made-up things clearly right now. The Holocaust. The Holocaust. Yeah, I'm just hearing about that. COVID.
Joe Rogan 1:50
Flat Earth. Well, there's Ukraine, there's Gaza. Space. Apparently Congo, something's happening. What's going on in the Congo? Oh, the Uyghurs?
Mark Normand 1:59
No, that's China. Oh, shit.
Joe Rogan 2:01
Are you drawing? I'm keeping a tally. Last I was so rough with the puking. I'm keeping an Italian in my drinks. That's smart.
Unknown 2:10
That's smart. He's got a fucking ledger. He's got a ledger.
Joe Rogan 2:13
So he can't be talked into more. It was traumatizing. Norman went up first at the mothership that night, and he was obliterated. You repeated jokes like three or four times, but the audience knew. The audience knew what was going on. They caught on. I was so happy that I was like five people after you, so I got to sober up. Oh, yeah. And even then, I was like, Jesus Christ, I am way too drunk to be on stage. I thought I was killing, but they were laughing at me. You were doing good. No, no, no, you were doing great.
Mark Normand 2:38
You were doing good, but when you started set up, they were like, wait, is this another joke?
Joe Rogan 2:44
But you delivered it great. You had a great set. It was funny. We were watching and laughing. We were laughing. No, no, no, no, no. We were laughing because we knew how hammered you were, but you were killing.
Mark Normand 2:55
Yeah, you were still hammered.
Joe Rogan 2:56
It was not bad. It was a great show. We were hammered. We were obliterated. We were right there with you. We all drank too much. But what a fun show. What a fun day. What a fucking fun night.
Mark Normand 3:08
It was Shane going, I was on after Shane or whatever, and he goes, I found Mark. And I'm like, where? And he just goes to a back hallway and clicks a light on. And it's just, he was in the darkness.
Unknown 3:18
Sleeping.
Mark Normand 3:18
Lying in his own puke. Only Blair Witch, when they turn the corner, he was just there.
Joe Rogan 3:23
Bro, you were just feet away from your puke, sleeping. Right behind the stage. It was actually pretty cool. A drunk Aunt Frank. Yeah, someone could hear you from the stage snoring. Oh, no, shut up. I mean, if you snored, they could hear you.
Unknown 3:38
I heard you two last night.
Joe Rogan 3:39
He laid in it. While I was on stage. Well, I heard you two fucking mumbling back there. Yeah. I was like, are you guys hammered? A little. Oh, you guys were in the back having a conversation while the show was going on?
Ari Shaffir 3:49
Yeah, they were right behind the curtain.
Joe Rogan 3:50
Why didn't someone kick them out?
Mark Normand 3:52
We were riffing on what people were saying, so we were listening.
Joe Rogan 3:54
Yeah, we had to prepare. You guys didn't prepare shit, dude. I was at that show. We sure didn't. Fake professionals. It was crazy. That was the worst with the store, with the hallway, in the original room. The worst. You would be out there, and you'd be having fun conversations.

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